Zhang Xiaobei and Li Youcai climbed over the wall along the original road and returned to the school, and when they went to the fifth floor of the teaching building, the two parted ways, and each went back to their own classrooms to be scolded by their respective teachers.

Zhang Xiaobei walked to his classroom very comfortably, because he drank four bottles of rice wine, his face was slightly red, and he exuded the smell of wine.

Before he reached the door of the classroom, he saw three boys standing in front of the classroom door, holding books in their hands and bowing their heads to read something silently.

Zhang Xiaobei walked over and asked one of the boys, he still remembered the boy's name, "Li Wei, what are the three of you doing here?" ”

"Luck to memorize, this class spot check endorsement, spot check me, "Lisao Excerpt" is so difficult to memorize, I can't remember it at all, so the teacher punished me to go outside to endorse, and I can only go in after memorizing. Li Wei said.

"Zhang Xiaobei, don't say I won't remind you. Another boy said, "Teacher Zhang seems to have eaten gunpowder today, if you go in now, you will definitely be scolded by her, and you will be punished outside like us." ”

"How can I be on par with the three of you. Zhang Xiaobei said with a smile, "I, Zhang Xiaobei, can I be bombed when others say it." ”

"Yo you, your breath is quite big, I'll see how you were scolded by Zhang Xiao's demon woman later. The boy said unconvinced.

"Young man, learn a little outside. ”

Zhang Xiaobei said and walked into the classroom with his head held high.

"Du Yunting, you have a very good back. Sit down. ”

Zhang Xiao waved his hand to the class leader Du Yunting and motioned for her to sit down, and at this moment, Zhang Xiaobei walked in from the main entrance of the classroom.

Dozens of pairs of eyes in the class immediately fell on him.

Zhang Xiaobei also felt that the eyes of the whole class fell on him, and they all seemed to be waiting to see how Zhang Xiaobei was blasted out by the head teacher.

And Zhang Xiaobei's expression was very comfortable and relaxed, holding the back of his head with his hands around the back of his head and swaggering towards his seat, exuding a strong smell of wine.

"Zhang Xiaobei!"

Zhang Xiao stopped him with an angry roar.

"Where were you just now? You just came back to class and you skipped class? You drank? What do you look like! You go out and punish me!"

Zhang Xiao scolded mercilessly.

"Misunderstanding, Mr. Zhang. Zhang Xiaobei turned around and said with a smile, "Student, I know that the teacher will check the endorsement homework today, and I didn't memorize it in advance, so I just dared to come in after I memorized it outside." ”

"Zhang Xiaobei, you are stupid to be a teacher, will I believe what you say, you can recite the book and be full of alcohol?"

"As the saying goes, there is a golden house in the book, and there is a beautiful jade, but the book I carry has neither of these, and there is only fine wine, so I am full of alcohol. Zhang Xiaobei joked.

"Poof!", a girl sitting in front of her was amused, this Zhang Xiaobei really dared to say that he was still so foolish in front of the head teacher.

"Don't talk nonsense there!" Zhang Xiao felt angry and funny, "Is the classroom a place for you to joke? You said that you have memorized the book, so you should recite the text "Excerpts from Lisao" in front of the whole class now. ”

Zhang Xiaoquan crossed his arms in front of his chest, with an unforgiving posture, Zhang Xiaobei, a little kid, has not been in class for more than ten days, and it is estimated that he doesn't even know which one of the texts to teach, and as soon as he came back, he said that he had memorized it, and she didn't believe it anyway.

"Recite "Excerpts from Lisao", right? Let me see. Zhang Xiaobei said, picked up the language books that had been opened on the first row of classmates' desks and looked at them a few times.

He hadn't even read the text.

Zhang Xiao snorted coldly in his heart.

"Tsk, why is this Chinese textbook only an excerpt from Lisao? Zhang Xiaobei seemed to be very disappointed and shook his head, "How well this "Lisao" is written, the full text is only 373 sentences in total, why don't you put it all on, this Chinese textbook makes me very dissatisfied." I'll see who the editor-in-chief is. ”

Saying that, he really turned to the first page of the text to see the name of the editor-in-chief.

The boy in the first row rolled his eyes at Zhang Xiaobei, and whispered: "Zhang Xiaobei, you just blow it hard there, put the full text of Lisao on it, can you carry it." ”

Zhang Xiaobei put the Chinese textbook back on the table and said slowly: "I am already familiar with such a masterpiece as "Lisao". ”

Zhang Xiaobei's arrogant words caused a lot of commotion in the class. The students all bowed their heads and discussed.

"It's so hard to leave Sao, I can't read it when I look at the book, I don't believe he can memorize the whole text. ”

"Zhang Xiaobei's guts are really fat. ”

"He shouldn't think that the full text of Lisao only has the word 'Lisao'. ”

"He can recite the whole text, and I ate the language book!"

"The textbooks are just excerpts from Lisao, he is so studious and deliberately memorizes the full text of Lisao? If he was really so diligent, he would not have counted down in the class. ”

"Quiet!" Zhang Xiao yelled loudly.

The noisy classroom was immediately quiet.

"You carry it!" Zhang Xiao said to Zhang Xiaobei, who was standing, she wanted to see what kind of medicine was sold in this Xiaobei gourd.

Zhang Xiaobei raised his head at a 45-degree angle and set up a style.

"Emperor Gaoyang's Miao descendant, Emperor I said Boyong. Seti Zhen is in Meng Xixi, but Geng Yinwu surrenders to ......"

He began to memorize in small steps, and his classmates all looked at the book to see if he had made a mistake.

Zhang Xiaobei continued to memorize it, and the rest of the content was not recorded in the textbook, and the classmates didn't know whether he memorized it correctly, so a few boys secretly took out their mobile phones to search for the full text of "Lisao" on the Internet.

"No one in the country knows what I know, and how can I cherish the old capital! Since I am not enough to be in the United States, I will live from Peng Xian's place!"

Zhang Xiaobei finished reading this last sentence, a total of 373 sentences of Lisao have been memorized so far, he has experienced three thousand years of baptism in ancient times, and he has been reading hard for ten years, four books and five classics, Tang poems and Song lyrics are all familiar with his heart, plus he has an unforgettable memory, reciting the full text of "Lisao" is a piece of cake for him.

"All right!

A boy who searched for the full text of "Lisao" on the Internet with his mobile phone couldn't help but shout. The classroom, which had been quiet, suddenly became noisy again.

"When did Zhang Xiaobei become so diligent and studious?"

"My God, is it true that he hasn't come to school for more than ten days just to memorize the full text of "Lisao" at home, just to be able to pretend to be forced in this class?"