Singer took the microphone and read in a deep voice:

"Everyone claims to be a kung fu master~

Flying like lightning~! Point points, light work, change face, omnipotent!

There are also eighteen palms of the descending dragon, beating people in the air~

I think everyone is a braggart dad~"

Shi Singer sang a rap on stage, and the lyrics ridiculed the exaggerated kung fu in Chinese martial arts, which caused the audience to laugh.

And Long Tai led his group of apprentices to smash bottle caps empty-handed in various performances on stage, smashing boulders on his chest, as well as iron crotch skills, iron throat skills, and then took out iron underwear from the crotch with a smile, as well as the upper flat mouth that showed the gun head.

The audience saw that this performance was simply the secret of Huaxia's "hard qigong", and suddenly there was laughter at the scene.

And at the end of the singing, they also found a Chinese actor, wearing Qiao Feng's clothes, posing in the posture of "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending", "squeaky and squeak" luck, and the bells and whistles were compared for a long time, but Long Tai went up and kicked the kick out with one leg.

This amusing performance made the scene burst into laughter.

This movie is actually very famous, when Dr. Jones went to Egypt, he met an Egyptian scimitar master, and after a long day of knife comparison in front of him, he was knocked down with one shot.

Now, they just replaced the Egyptian swordsman with a Chinese hero.

This made the Chinese audience feel very uncomfortable when they saw it, although the performance was mainly funny, it could satirize the fictional martial arts of Huaxia, but it couldn't be so blatant.

But in fact, there is nothing the Chinese audience can do, after all, everyone knows that martial arts are fake.

After this rap performance, Singer also won a lot of applause, and the host Martin came to the stage and asked:

"Mr. Shi Singer, this time our Spring Festival Gala is based on the theme of the great confrontation between Eastern and Western cultures, so I'm curious, do you think it's your karate or Chinese martial arts?"

As soon as he asked this, before Shi Singer could speak, Fang Long in the audience shouted: "Why don't you compare it on the spot!" He can't beat a karate champion like Long Tai, but he can still beat a stupid big guy like Shi Singer.

The audience suddenly burst into applause, the atmosphere of the East-West song war just now in the Spring Festival Gala was too intense, so that no one watched other programs, and now there is finally an interesting one.

Shi Singer said with a smile: "Today is the Spring Festival, how can a harmonious person use force, or I will come up with an idea." ”

The host Martin asked excitedly: "What do you suggest~"

"We don't fight. Shi Singer grinned and said, "We can come to Wendou~~"

Fang Long was stunned for a moment, and asked loudly, "What kind of literary fighting method?"

Shi Singer said: "We have our own performances in the martial arts programs on both sides, we can send our martial arts representatives to each other, do the martial arts movements performed by the other party just now, and see who completes it well~ Whoever wins, isn't there a voting link now? Continue to call the hotline, let's vote~"

Singer said and asked the audience: "Do you say it's good~~"

The audience thought that this was a part of the Spring Festival Gala arranged, and they all applauded loudly: "Okay~~~" "This is interesting~~"

Of course, Su Huai knows what kind of medicine is sold in this Shi Singh gourd, last time they were used by themselves to use "hard qigong" to rectify it, this time it is estimated that the secret of hard qigong will be revealed, and he wants to regain face and suppress the arrogance of "Drunken Fist 2" by the way.

However, these bastards are so confident, what did they perform just now? Su Huai didn't pay much attention just now, and Fang Long next to him reminded: "When Long Tai kicked 'Qiao Feng' just now, he had three tiles in his hands......

Su Huai was speechless when he heard this, and he thought it was something great, this karate is still old-fashioned, kicking tiles...... What kind of classical performance is this, do you think this is filming "Dragon Ball" and you are playing Satan!?

"Okay, now let's enjoy the performance of the crew of "Drunken Fist 2". After Martin set the mood, Fang Long and Bruce Lee came to the stage.

Originally, the show was a lively one, and no one expected them to rap and sing any good songs.

Jenny, the host in the audience, grabbed Britney in the audience and asked, "Britney, what do you expect from this crew of "Drunken Fist 2". ”

Blaney thought for a moment and smiled sweetly, "I hope they can bring an oriental-style performance." ”

Although the song war between the East and the West has ended, Blaney still hopes that Singer can win back a game, thinking, there is no such rap music genre in China!

However, Elvis Presley, Pavarotti and others all felt that their old faces were flushed, and they secretly scolded this Blaney for being young and ignorant, and if he lost, he would lose, and in the end, he would do all this useless thing, rap music is black music, and it doesn't matter to them whites, and it's not glorious to win, but it makes African Americans show off......

But just thinking about it, another group of people went up, Black Panther, Cui Jian, as well as Academician Zhou, Monk Gu, holding all kinds of musical instruments, both in the East and the West, much bigger than any previous pomp.

This Su Sage is going to do something again! You can still bring Chinese musical instruments with this rap!?

The drummer of the Black Panther starts to attack, and the Tang Dynasty electric guitar solo in the prelude is extremely metallic and has a strong sense of substitution.

Bruce Lee's rap like a machine gun, everyone was stupid when he opened his mouth:

"The smell of smoke at the Iwayaki shop is pervasive, and next door is the Kokushukan.

Mama-san in the shop, tea ceremony, there are three sections.

The boss who teaches fist and foot martial arts, practices iron sand palms, and plays Yang's gun.

The hard-based kung fu is the best, and the golden bell cover iron step shirt.

I am used to hearing and seeing their sons since he was a child~

What knives, guns and sticks, I play them all in a good way~

What weapon is the favorite, nunchucks are soft and rigid~

I want to go to Songshan, Henan, and learn Shaolin and Wudang~"

Damn...... Rap can still sing like this!

Wait, there's still a gong in there...!

This arrangement is going to heaven!

Yes...... There is also an erhu, and an erhu is added to the rap...... Kneeled......

Elvis Presley, Pavarotti just wanted to leave immediately, no more making music, this industry can't stay...... Su Huai is simply going to kill all types of musicians!

Why did there be such a pair of musical instruments in ancient China, and any music genre could be played, even his mother's black rap could come!

And how do his lyrics rhyme!?

Listen carefully, how did the "Guoshu Museum" press to the "three paragraphs"? The number of words is different?

There is also "the boss who teaches fist and foot martial arts, practices iron sand palms, and plays Yang's gun."

The hard foundation kung fu is the best, and the golden bell cover iron step shirt~

I am used to their son, and I have been exposed to it since he was a child

What knives, guns and sticks, I play them all like that

What is your favorite weapon, nunchucks are soft and rigid ......"

In these few sentences, the number of words in each sentence is different, but the rhyme is tightly pressed.

It's simply amazing.

This Su Huai is completely creating a new way of rhyming Chinese characters, no matter what the pronunciation of the word, he can forcibly press the rhyme into it!

But this rap is all in one go, and it's really hearty to listen to!

Not to mention Shi Singer, Long Tai is an amateur singer, even the top rappers in Europe and the United States, no one can sing like this.

And at this time, no one has noticed what a "nunchuck" is......

Until Fang Long took over the chorus and sang:

"Use the nunchuck!

Use the nunchuck!

Those who practice martial arts must remember!

Who is practicing Tai Chi?

Just watch Bruce Lee take out something similar to two metal sausages connected, and put his hands across his chest, and the audience watched a burst of silver light flying, which was even more gorgeous than fireworks!

Everyone's eyes widened at this point, this thing is the nunchuck in the song?