Chapter 1020: Trashman

During the dinner, I watched these people while eating, and found that they did not know what they were doing, but they spoke with dirty words, and the human organs of those men and women were all open and closed, which was very vulgar. It is impossible to admit that in today's China, no matter in the north or south, no matter which city, it is already very common to use foul language, and it seems that economic progress has not led to much progress in civilization.

Chinese not only like to drink, but also like to smoke, there is a saying called "tobacco and alcohol do not separate", which means that when drinking, you must also smoke, which is more comfortable. Men and women at the table, all but me were smoking, and I was choking. Later, Ma Zhuang mentioned the Thai Buddha card, and some people hurriedly asked me to explain. To be honest, I'm really not in the mood, I always feel that Brother Ming's friends are not good people. But for the sake of face, I had to talk about it briefly.

"Oh my god, Thai amulets are so awesome?" someone asked. The man had a long face, a crescent-shaped scar on his left cheek, and he drank dry, never drank half a glass, but he ate very little food. I smiled and said that the things of ghosts and gods have always been believed in and not believed, and those who have invited the Buddha card will know if there is any effect, and those who do not want to invite will naturally not believe.

The man said: "Isn't that nonsense, you call a blind fortune teller at both ends!" Ma Zhuang said then you can ask for one, and Dai Dai will know if it doesn't work. The man asked the price, his eyes widened, and he said to Ma Zhuang very seriously: "You can really be funny! The cheapest of a Buddhist card is three or four thousand, and my salary is less than two thousand a month, so I can't afford to drink snow beer, so I can only drink the northwest wind!" Everyone laughed.

After three rounds of drinking, I started to chat in twos and threes, Brother Ming and Ma Zhuang changed positions, held my hand, and said Brother, you and I have a real deal, whether this Thai Buddha card has any effect, I want to turn my fortune now, I can't make money, I'm in a hurry.

I said, "You can't do it, you drive an Audi, you live in a fancy neighborhood, and you say you don't have any money." "Brother Ming said that I can't eat a house or drink a car, my usual expenses are not enough, and I want to make a fortune, so I asked him what kind of profession he is engaged in and what kind of business he does.

Brother Ming replied: "I don't have a job, I haven't worked for many years! I don't have any serious business, sometimes I open a foot massage shop for a year, sometimes I don't do anything, I just help my friends contact and skate or something." I think I really admire people like him, who don't have a serious career or a serious business, but they can drive an Audi and live in a good house, while those who go to work and do business honestly are often not so chic.

"You have to ask Ma Zhuang if it works," I replied, "He has been doing business with me for a year or two, and he has seen many customers." Ma Zhuang hurriedly said yes, and told you a few cases, including the Uncle Ren in Shijiazhuang, that is, the whole family believes in many kinds of miscellaneous religions. When he said that he had also been evil, the people who ate did not believe him, saying that he was making up nonsense. Ma Zhuang swore that these people might all have drunk about the same amount and laughed harder. I quietly gave him a look, and Ma Zhuang stopped explaining.

During the chat, someone asked one of the men, who was about forty, why he hadn't seen him bring his girlfriend out recently. The man snorted: "What girlfriend, yellow!" Everyone was surprised, saying why is it yellow, didn't she have an abortion because she was pregnant two months ago.

The man replied, "Yes, because of this yellow one." ”

Everyone didn't understand what it meant, this man hiccuped, and said very seriously: "A woman is like buying a house, you can buy a second-hand house, but you can't live in a house that has died, right?" Everyone said yes, but what does it have to do with your girlfriend.

The man was a little anxious: "Are you all pig brains, she has had a fetus, it's like a dead house, don't give it for free." "Ma Zhuang asked your girlfriend why she wanted to have a fetus and whose child it was. This person is talking nonsense, it must be mine, she is my girlfriend, dare to conceive other people's children. When I was four and a half months old, I did a B ultrasound and found out that it was a girl, can I have a girl, so I let her beat it.

Hearing this, everyone nodded and didn't say anything. This person also said proudly that he used to say that there was an old house with her name written on it, but when they broke up, he gave her 20,000 yuan, and even the house had nothing to do with her, and she made trouble for a few days. Brother Ming's wife gave a thumbs up: "You still have a trick!" Seeing her appearance, I thought to myself that you are also worthy of being called a woman, being a girlfriend for this kind of scum, if you can't conceive a boy, you have to be forced to have a baby, and finally break up and give some money to send away, you are still applauding here.

Looking at these gods, I thought to myself that it is really "like gathers like, people divide into groups", which is not wrong at all. Including Brother Ming's husband and wife, these people are all related to scum, and all of them are not very good. It seems that there are no words such as "gratitude, humility, pity, sympathy, understanding" in their dictionary, and they only recognize their own self-interest, do what is beneficial to themselves, and do not do what is not profitable. As long as you can take advantage of yourself and feel comfortable, it doesn't matter if you violate others or not.

I became more and more disgusted with them, so I told Ma Zhuang that I was a little uncomfortable and wanted to go home to rest first. Those people didn't have any friendship with me, and they didn't believe in Thai Buddhist cards, so they didn't keep them, they didn't even bother to pretend, they just nodded to me and continued to talk about them. In the hallway, Brother Ming followed me out and said that he would drive me home.

"Don't, you don't drink less, I don't dare to sit, let's take a taxi back." I laughed.

Brother Ming hurriedly said: "This can also be called wine? You don't know, the more I drink and drive, the more stable I become, I don't believe you ask Da Zhuang!" Ma Zhuang actually nodded beside him, I thought to myself that you have lived enough, and you also want to drag me to die together, no way. Why didn't I agree, Brother Ming was helpless, and said Then you wait, I asked my daughter-in-law to drive home by herself, and now I will take a taxi with you, and I still have something to look for you. I said that your wife also drank alcohol, it seems that she drank more than you, and he waved his hand and said that it was okay, and he would text me whenever the traffic team was working.

The so-called "big gan" is the local dialect of Northeast China, that is, the meaning of collective action by the police, sometimes it is to go to the bath and KTV to check prostitution, sometimes to go to the bar to check drug use, and sometimes to set up cards to check drunk driving in several major roads at the same time. It seems that this Brother Ming thinks that the most dangerous thing about drinking and driving is to be found out by the police, not to be in a car accident. Since he doesn't take his wife seriously, I don't have to worry about it.

So, Brother Ming returned to the private room, and I heard him say that he would invite this meal because he had picked up a thousand yuan today. Everyone laughed and said you were lucky. After Brother Ming finished settling the bill, Ma Zhuang and I went out of the hotel with him, called a taxi in, and asked the driver to slowly drive to the intersection of Dabeimen Road.