Chapter 57: Boneless Ham
"Hmm. Li Mu said.
Raindrops hit the transparent glass with a muffled sound.
There was a lone bottle of wine on the wine shelf by the window, as if waiting for someone to open it, but unfortunately they encountered an anomalous being who didn't understand wine.
Buzzing.
"Long time no see, how are you doing?"
Unfamiliar numbers, unfamiliar messages.
"Who?" asked Li Mu.
ββ¦β¦ I. β
"Who are you?"
"Guess. β
"Idiot. β
ββ¦β¦ How do you curse!"
"It's the dog that's scolding. β
", I'm Chen Sisi. β
"Why did you change your number?"
"Come and pick me up. β
"Where?"
"Let me see. β
"Send me the address and I'll pick you up. Li Mu said.
After a while, a text appeared on the phone.
Li Mu took the umbrella and went out, but he was thinking about K.
Because he noticed that K's signature had changed: "Distance."
"Distance. β
When he arrived at the station, Chen Sisi stood aside with a red umbrella.
"Come in. Li Mu waved his hand.
Chen Sisi closed the umbrella and sat in the back seat of the taxi.
"I'm exhausted. β
"Die. β
ββ¦β¦ You're still so badly beaten. Chen Sisi touched his bald scoop.
"What are you doing?"
"Of course it's play, tomorrow is Saturday, there must be a lot of beautiful women in the nightclub, haha. β
"It's really hard to see when it's dark. β
", Lao Tzu is obviously handsome. β
"Handsome like a monk?"
"Your sister...... Did you find a girlfriend?"
"No, I don't look for it. β
ββ¦β¦ You're not a pervert, are you?"
"Then you have to be careful at night. β
", that guy saw you?"
"What?"
"It's the Seoul woman you're talking to. β
"Approximately. β
"Approximately, what?"
"Got an appointment. β
"Good-looking?"
"I don't know. β
ββ¦β¦ What do you mean I don't know, and you're not blind. β
"It's too dark. β
"Dark-skinned?"
"It's white. β
"Then why don't you know?"
"Secret. β
"It's better to find a woman in reality, you're not realistic at all now!"
"She's who she is. β
"What if she's a liar?"
"Deceived. Li Mu smiled.
"Your illness can't be cured for a lifetime, and there is no grass at the end of the world, I don't know?"
"Three thousand weak water, only take one scoop to drink. β
"You haven't forgotten what happened two years ago?"
"That's not the same as this at all. β
"This one is even more unreliable, that one is known in reality. β
"There are a lot of illusions in reality. β
"You're an illusion of illusions. β
"Negative is positive. β
ββ¦β¦ She must have been ugly if she hadn't even seen her face. β
"It's okay if you're prettier than you. β
"There are few uglier people in the world than me!"
"You know that, too?"
ββ¦β¦ Said the wrong thing,. β
While talking, he arrived in front of the building where Li Mu lived.
The two got out of the car and got on the elevator.
"Living in such a good building?" Chen Sisi was surprised.
"My little aunt used to live there. β
"It's worthy of being a rich woman, do you mind a man younger than her?"
ββ¦β¦ Want to die?"
"Hey, I'm just saying, what kind of person am I?"
"Yes. β
"Really, I don't believe in my character. β
"You're actually human?" Li Mu pushed open the door.
"Then what am I?" Chen Sisi looked inside the room, surprised again.
Needless to say, the dΓ©cor of this house is really chic, and both men and women will love the atmosphere.
"The apes. β
"I'm an ape now, let me stay here a few more days, Human-sama. Chen Sisi beat his chest muscles.
"Get out. β
"It's stingy. β
"I'll stay here tonight, don't bring a woman over tomorrow night, understand?" Li Mu said.
ββ¦β¦ If I don't bring a woman, then what am I doing?"
"yourself. β
ββ¦β¦ Is your mouth made of a hedgehog?"
"Your brains were fished out of the toilet. β
"It would be nice if murder wasn't a crime. β
"Then you've died a hundred times. Li Mu took out a drink from the refrigerator and threw it to Chen Sisi.
"Then you are a thousand times, these wines are all good goods, where did you get them?" Chen Sisi stared at the wine rack by the window.
"Little aunt. β
"I wish I could have such a little aunt. β
"Decaying creatures are always attracted to each other. β
"You're rotten, by the way, why don't you go with you tomorrow night?"
"Not interested. β
ββ¦β¦ Don't really want to find a girlfriend?"
"Yes. β
"In fact, there are a lot of good women in nightclubs, and some people just go to play. Chen Sisi said.
"I like to sleep. β
ββ¦β¦ You can't really like that woman, do you?"
"Which one?"
"Teddy talking to you. β
"So what?"
ββ¦β¦ You're crazy!"
"You've been saying that before. β
"It used to be, and you're terminally ill now. β
"Single-celled lower microbes are qualified to say this?"
"Hey, you're more single-celled than me now, you're not intellectual?"
"Yes. β
"So what are you doing?"
"Do what I want to do. β
ββ¦β¦ You won't be able to do it for a long time, and then you'll come back for another two or three years, what should I do?"
"It's not started yet. β
"Then why didn't she meet with you?"
"She has a few reasons. β
"What the reason. β
"I don't know. β
"It's better not to get in touch, find a normal woman, aren't there many in college?"
"Didn't feel it. β
ββ¦β¦ How do I always feel it. β
"Some locks can be opened with any key, and some locks can only be opened with one key. β
"I'm the first?"
"There is no doubt about it. β
"You weren't opened either?"
"Electronic combination lock, understand?"
"Nonsense, I'm not stupid. β
"There's an electronic combination lock that, once opened, is set to a more complex code that is so difficult that almost no one can unlock it. β
"And then?"
"The end result of it may never be opened. β
"You're really a madman. β
"When it thought no one could open it, suddenly someone appeared who could open the lock, and you think it would be unhappy?"
"She has a lock on her too, but is the key really on you?"
"If you don't have a key, smash it with a hammer. β
ββ¦β¦β
Buzzing.
"FFF, what are you doing?"
"Talking to a friend about locks. β
"Male?"
"Well, friends from Busan, I'm here to play in Seoul today. β
"FFFFF, will it bother you?"
"It doesn't matter, he likes to play alone. β
"How can there be such a person?"
"He is. β
ββ¦β¦ Always say that. β
"Get used to it. β
"You think we can do that, friend?"
"Yes. β
"Won't it be too intimate?"
"No, it won't. β
"But I think we should keep our distance. β
"Haven't we always been at a distance?"
ββ¦β¦ It's not enough. β
"To what extent?"
"There was no goodnight kiss after that. β
ββ¦β¦ Why?"
"There's no why, there's the most contact to hugs. β
ββ¦β¦ Can't it grow anymore?"
"No, you can't. β
"So stingy?"
"yes, not anyway!"
"Let me think about it. β
"It's a one-sided notice, otherwise don't go on a date. β
ββ¦β¦ All right. β
"The next time we meet, we can only hug you, and if we do anything else, we won't contact you anymore. β
ββ¦β¦ No more contact?"