With such a beautiful landscape, sing a song to praise it......

Working people like Lu Yang generally like to sing while working.

"In that plum blossom...... Where it blooms......"

"Wrong, how can there be plum blossoms? The song of singing plum blossoms should be plum blossom three lanes. ”

"Do it all over again. ”

"In that fungus...... Where it blooms......"

“……”

“……”

"Where I was born and raised......"

"Grass! What kind of nonsense song? Who wrote it? Are the lyrics scolding yourself?"

"It's too connotative, don't sing it!"

……

As an ordinary young man in modern society, of course, Lu Yang has not seen many violent pictures and videos, including those who have seen Xia Yan and Chen Xingyu by mistake before...... So what blooms there...... But today...... This is the first time in Lu Yang's life to observe a woman's body from this angle, and ...... I also have to help her wipe it clean by herself.

It's not that Lu Yang wants to think crookedly, it's the scene in front of him that makes people can't help but think crookedly...... What's more, Lu Yang is an ordinary young man in the new era who is mentally and physically healthy, about twenty years old, and has strong blood, when facing this scene, if he doesn't want to be crooked, it means that others are a little crooked, and he almost fell into the category of literary and artistic youth.

I really want to ......

Turned over the horse, and galloped with a whip in the place where the plum blossoms bloomed......

Wrong, not plum blossoms...... Sister-in-law Mei's place is plum blossoms.

Lu Yang is indeed a very good ordinary young man, and he deeply realized that Zhang Min asked him to do these things for her because he mistook him for her husband. If he can't control himself at the moment, take advantage of the danger of others, and take advantage of Zhang Min's delirium in this bathroom, and whip his horse into the place where her plum blossoms are blooming, then it is not moral turpitude, it is ...... Criminal acts.

So Lu Yang resisted all the instinctive impulses~ movements, reached out and pulled some tissue paper, and helped Zhang Min's body wipe all over as long as there was water, and finally ...... Of course, you have to wipe down the source of all this.

As a reputable and self-disciplined decorator, Lv Yang has always been a more serious and careful person, just like making a groove buried pipe on the wall, just like laying cement tiles on the ground, he must be meticulous in order to obtain customer satisfaction. He believes that since he wants to do something, he must do it well, which is also his consistent principle of life and work style.

It can also be said that it is obsessive-compulsive disorder caused by professional habits.

Since it has come to this point today, it is definitely necessary to help Zhang Min wipe it clean, but what makes Lu Yang feel a little tricky is ...... He wiped it clean every time, but as soon as he took the paper away, new water stains appeared there. When he wiped the new stains clean again, more water stains appeared there, and it became more and more difficult to clean up.

Not only that, but Lu Yang also found that he seemed to have made a mistake, a mistake that Xia Yan and Sister-in-law Mei had made against him in the first place...... repeatedly touched some places that should not be touched with the tissue, causing Zhang Min's body to have a strong reaction...... Going around and around, the place where the plum blossoms bloomed swelled like a sponge that had absorbed water or a balloon that had been inflated.

The small mouth also opened one by one, as if he wanted to speak, but he didn't say anything, just kept spitting.

Could it be that he drank too much wine and vomited it out of here?

She's too sensitive, isn't she?

If you don't see it, you don't know, the world is wonderful.

I can't get it anymore, and if I get it again, it's really a plum blossom three.

But wouldn't it be too irresponsible to call it a day before the work is done?

Let's sing another song......

"What is the situation in the world? Straight Teach people to promise life and death ......"

"Look at how many stories there are in the world, the most sold~ soul is the plum blossom three lanes......"

I've been singing this song for so many years, and I haven't been able to understand what the last two lyrics mean, but today I finally understand! No wonder this female lawyer said that the three lanes of plum blossoms should be done standing, sitting, and lying down...... The most sold ~ soul is, of course, the plum blossom three lanes!

She's pretty good at enjoying it!

Ahh

Keep singing.

"Plum blossoms and grapes swelled ......"

"Plum blossom two alleys fungus bright ......"

"Plum blossom three mouths open ......"

"The water is vast in the depths of the clouds and smoke......"

"The water is vast, the water is vast......

"Boundless ......"

When Lu Yang was singing, he couldn't help but make a few more tricks on the tips of the plum blossoms in the depths of the clouds......

Finally, something has been pushed past the tipping point.

Zhang Min's body spasmed violently...... He hummed loudly and indistinctly...... The eyes that had been closed all the time opened a few times to look at Lu Yang, and scratched Lu Yang's body indiscriminately.

It's over, it's over! It's a big deal! I didn't mean to...... I definitely didn't mean to......

Lu Yang tried to push Zhang Min's hand away in a panic, but at this moment, Zhang Min burst out with a lot of strength, grabbed several blood marks on Lu Yang's hands and face, and bit his hand, only then did he finally stop humming, and his body fell soft again.

"Damn! it hurts......" Lu Yang almost couldn't help but want to slap Zhang Min's fart~ on the stock a few times.

What's going on these days? The tooth marks on the left hand that were bitten by Yi Ya have not disappeared, and the right hand has been bitten by Zhang Min again...... It's good now, there are a few more blood marks on his face......

If she wakes up and sees me like this, will she think that I am strong ~ J ~ attempt?

It's over, it's over!

Sister-in-law Mei, for your lawsuit, the sacrifice I Lu Yang has paid is too great!

Lu Yang threw down the tissue, quickly pulled up Zhang Min's wet pants and pants in a panic, and then carried her out of the bathroom and put her back on her bed.

Just as Lu Yang was thinking about how to get out of here, Zhang Min suddenly muttered something and complained, and then suddenly took off the outer pants and pants again, obviously because the pants were wet by herself and it was very uncomfortable to wear, so she instinctively took them down.

Lu Yang looked at Zhang Min's white lower abdomen and thighs, as well as the black cluster in the middle...... Straight hairs in my heart...... If you sneak out like this, if someone comes in, or Zhang Min wakes up and finds that she has been stripped like this, and then asks Xiao Huangyi, who is the last person to leave this room, wouldn't it be wronged in vain?

Plus these scratches on the face and hands......

I'll it!

You can't win a lawsuit with her, but it's not worth it to waste a few tricks to redeem tricks to wash your name for this matter.

What to do?

Lu Yang sat down and stood up, stood up and sat down again, it was obvious that the troublesome matter he encountered in front of him was no easier than the previous two times in the treacherous realm to find the main quest and the way to survive.

Don't mess around...... No matter how dangerous the treacherous realm is, there will be a way out, and there will be an optimal solution to any trouble, as long as you grasp the key point of the matter, you will definitely be able to solve the trouble.

What is the crux of the matter?

Well, this analysis is clear...... The trouble in front of me is that he can't get out of here safely, why can't he get out of here safely? It's because Zhang Min refuses to wear pants when he's drunk...... Why didn't she wear her pants? It must have been that the pants were wet and uncomfortable......

It's like a baby crying when he pees his pants.

So, the solution is to dry her pants and wipe her body clean, once her pants are dry and there are no wet stains on her body, she will no longer feel uncomfortable, and she will not take off her pants on her own.

Reward question in the book review area of this chapter: Have you ever been to a place where plum blossoms bloom?

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