The teacher motioned for the boy to sit down, and then said, "Through this student's experience, we have learned that we can hit the wall when we are happy." ”

There was another burst of laughter in the classroom.

However, this classmate's last sentence summed it up well, since I don't like what good person card I still send me, isn't it more hurtful. ”

Let's find another girl, come, and see which girl is the bravest.

Someone started the way, and the back was naturally bolder, and a girl with glasses took the initiative to stand up.

She cut her hair and said, "I also fell in love with a boy in my junior year of high school, and I was embarrassed at first, so I asked my best friend to help me confess, but I was rejected, and the boy refused directly without saying the reason." ”

"Later, I thought about it for a few days, and I couldn't figure it out, so I ran to confess myself, but I was still rejected, and his reason was that he was only a freshman in high school, and I was a junior in high school, two levels older than him, which was not suitable, and I was sad for almost a month about it. ”

In the end, the girl sighed a little.

"Your old cow eats tender grass, and it's strange that people promise you. Out of nowhere, such a sentence came out, and the girl was so angry that she stomped her feet.

The teacher hurriedly rounded the field: "For love, these are not important, age is not distance." ”

Many students agreed.

How can this kind of occasion be without Gu Jianguo, who has a super strong desire to perform, he finally couldn't help it after listening to it for a long time, and said in a loud voice: "Sister, you should tell him that you are actually as old as him, but on the first day of school, you went to the wrong place and entered the third year of high school classroom, because of your thin skin, you have to mix in the third year of high school." ”

At this time, the atmosphere of the whole classroom rose to a high point, and the laughter was endless.

Even the girl who had just stood up to speak was lying on the table and laughing very violently.

The teacher couldn't help laughing, and finally didn't forget to give a thumbs up to Gu Jianguo and said, "This classmate is so creative, I will give you a thumbs up." ”

Luo Yu looked at Gu Jianguo and said disdainfully: "Grandstanding, clowns jumping off the beam." ”

Gu Jianguo looked smug and didn't care.

Chen Xiyang seemed to remember something, and asked, "Jianguo, where is the girl you like in your class sitting, show us it." ”

Luo Yu was also very curious about this topic, and pricked up his ears and waited quietly.

"The second row on the left, the one in the middle, white clothes, hair tied up, do you see it, our class flowers, Yu Shiyu, is estimated to be at the school flower level, that appearance, Ba Shi is good. Gu Jianguo pointed ahead and said.

Although the back looks relatively thin, it still can't hide the golden ratio of its figure, and this kind of girl can make people think about it just by having a back.

"Although I can't see the face, I feel that this should be a beauty, and at worst, it's a back killer. Chen Xiyang said honestly.

"Nonsense, she is the kind of woman who makes men dare not look at her, that temperament is really one in a million" Gu Jianguo looked intoxicated.

"There are many cases where you don't dare to look at each other, it may also be crooked melons and cracked dates, and you don't need makeup to act in ghost movies" Luo Yu continued to fight Gu Jianguo, as if this was his lifelong career.

"Psychic turtle! Please open your turtle eyes and see clearly, if they are all crooked melons and cracked dates, then it is a big misunderstanding for people like you to live in the world. ”

The two dismantled each other.

Chen Xiyang was puzzled: "I heard you say this Yu Shiyu before, but didn't you say that it was a girl next door that you liked?"

"Slut, deliberately change the topic," Luo Yu said angrily.

"Yes, then I also said at the time that I wouldn't tell you, you still ask" Gu Jianguo looked calm.

"Stinky and shameless!" Even Chen Xiyang couldn't help but swear words.

Gu Jianguo smiled, smug.

At this time, a certain student took the lead in coaxing and asked the teacher to talk about his love experience, and the classmates applauded.

The teacher was a little embarrassed, but immediately took control of the situation and thought for a while: "We were different from you at that time, we were timid, and people at that time were also conservative, I remember that my current wife and I have been dating dozens of times, and we don't even dare to pull a hand." ”

Speaking of this, the teacher sighed and continued: "It's like today's children, dating and asking for a sister's whole love and kiss, they have to be laughed at, right? ”

After the teacher finished speaking, he was happy to see that his classmates were happy, and he was also happy.

After laughing for a while, the teacher continued: "Since everyone's interest is so high, let's have another topic." ”

"Your current boyfriend or girlfriend is not your first love, would you mind?" is an inevitable topic among young people nowadays, and it is also a hot topic in society.

The first one to answer was a girl, and she said that if I wasn't my boyfriend's first love, that is, neither of them was each other's first love, then I wouldn't mind.

But if she's my first love, but I'm not his first love, I'll mind.

"What will you do?" the teacher asked.

The girl paused before speaking: "I, then I'll dump him once first, let him be my ex-boyfriend, and then chase me, so it's fair." ”

After the girl finished speaking, she couldn't help but hide her face and laugh, and some exaggerated classmates even looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.

"This student is very witty," the teacher commented.

The second answer is still a girl, she said that she doesn't mind that her boyfriend is not her first love, her reason is that it is because her boyfriend's ex has trained him well, I will like him now, so not only will I not mind, I also want to thank my boyfriend's ex, thank her for her training, let me find such a good boyfriend.

After the girl finished speaking, she sat down calmly, and many people present admired this girl's strong logical ability.

The teacher continued, "Okay, the girls have answered a lot of questions, so let's let the men present behave. ”

"That's it, let's have a classic, girlfriend and mother fall into the water at the same time, which one do you save first?

After throwing out the question, the teacher smiled evilly.

The girls' cheers were unusually high-pitched and strongly supportive.

"Come on, boy, yes, that's you, you can answer this question," the teacher said, pointing to the back.

I'm sure it's me? Chen Xiyang stood up with a confused expression, and Gu Jianguo and Luo Yu were about to laugh next to him.

was suddenly named, Chen Xiyang was indeed a little confused, but the psychological quality of the soldier king was not ordinary after all.

He thought about it for about two seconds, and then said calmly: "First of all, this kind of situation is almost impossible to happen in life, and it is usually deliberately embarrassed by his girlfriend, right?"

"Cut ......." the girls booed.