Chapter 122: Veteran Bar
In November, it's really an autumn wind and a cold one, the greenery is reduced, and the leaves are falling. Except for www.biquge.info the pine trees, all the other trees began to become depressed.
At both ends they wore thick sweaters and a thick cover. Of course, even if the weather is cold, it can't stop the children's enthusiasm for playing, even if it's just on the way out of school, you can pick up fallen leaves all the way and use the stems of the leaves to play with the veteran.
The so-called bar veteran, in fact, is very simple, that is, one person finds the stem of a poplar tree, hooks each other, and then the two of them pull hard, whoever breaks, who loses.
However, the second end and his brother were walking and playing, purely for entertainment to pass the time, and a few people were also giggling and didn't care about winning or losing.
However, the knowledge of the bars veteran among the boys is very large, and many boys are really racking their brains in order to win the bars veterans' competition.
The selection of materials is very important, and those old poplars that are at least seven or eight years old will be selected, and the leaves must be on the sunny side near the bottom end. The green fresh ones are not good, you have to wait until autumn, after a lot of autumn wind and autumn rain, and finally the few leaves that remain tenaciously are the best.
Of course, to get such "good material", you also have to be good and be able to climb trees. Otherwise, you can only rely on picking up fallen leaves, relying on luck.
In addition, the boys will also process the veterans they have chosen, how to process it, it's a bit disgusting to say. They will take the selected veteran in their mouth, rub and bite with their teeth and tongue for a long time, and they can't gnaw through the veteran's epidermis. Anyway, it took a lot of work, and I had to tinker like this for three to five days until the veteran turned brown and was very flexible.
Veterans who have been honed by special methods have to go through the baptism of battle. This requires mastering some skills and tricks of a veteran bar.
For example, it is necessary to find a good angle, keep the direction perpendicular to the fiber to align the bar, and never skew the bar. The point of contact should also be as close to the veteran's head as possible, and it is most undesirable to pair the bar from the middle, which can be easily broken.
Then there's the ability to pace yourself according to your opponent's methods and forces, which requires experience. Anyway, a lot of boys know the tricks.
Children in the 80s had more fun coming from nature than from store-bought toys than from later generations.
I won't be locked up in the house playing game consoles for a day, and I won't be alone in fiddling with Lego or remote-controlled cars.
Nature hides many secrets that only children know, and a single ordinary leaf can also make children play with all kinds of tricks, hands and brains.
Every autumn, among the boys in each class, if anyone raises a general, it is still a majestic thing among the boys. Lo and behold, simple pleasure, but also economical.
The second end also gave the shape an idea, poured a little soybean oil for his brother secretly, and then soaked the selected veteran in the oil for a week, and then took it out to dry.
That's simply invincible, the type takes the little sister to help breed the veteran, and the four years of the invincible opponent.
The brother and sister were still discussing, but no one told anyone about this trick, and even the golden dragon and the bolt did not get the inside story out of the mouths of the brother and sister.
The main thing is that the two ends and the type are afraid of the golden dragon, they know how to get it, and they also go to steal the oil at home, and what if they are found out?
This kind of "bad thing" brother and sister can do it, but don't teach other children badly.
Look at these two people with double standards, if you two do bad things, you will definitely not lose your wind and be caught? Where does the confidence come from?
When the first snow fell, a new game began, and the old man was able to remove the stubble, and the type got rid of the questioning of the two.
But it really annoyed him, it turned out that like the revolutionary ancestors, it was actually very difficult to kill without saying anything. Especially when I was chased by the most iron-clad buddy behind my ass and asked, I asked for a month.
Fortunately, God opened up, a heavy snow brought new fun, and the friends were having fun in the snow, and they threw the matter of the veteran to the back of their heads.
The second end is also very happy, and goes to school with his friends in the morning, and also plays a slip from time to time.
Cuicui was timid, and the two ends and the bolt pulled her one by one, making Cuicui scream and laugh.
It's still a steady shape, reminding everyone not to patronize and play, and be careful of being late.
Naturally, the elder brother's words were to be listened to, and the two ends and Cuicui walked hand in hand. The two ends are still giggling and singing: "
One step at a time, two steps
One step at a time, two steps like minions
Like an old monster is coming, like an old monster is coming
Like a square dancing aunt
Hit slippery
Hit slippery
I'm going to be on the ground all at once
It was the best moment of my life
I'm going to do the best dance ever
In this beautiful sunshine
On this beautiful avenue
I told myself it wasn't a dream
It's true
One step at a time, two steps
One step at a time, two steps like minions
Like an old monster is coming
Hit slippery
In this snowy field
Hit slippery
Like an old monster is coming
Like a square dancing aunt
One step at a time, two steps
One step at a time, two steps
Step by step like minions
Like an old monster is coming
Like an old monster is coming
Like a square dancing aunt
Hit slippery
Slippery on this heavy snow
Hit slippery"
Although they didn't understand what the square dance aunt meant, this slippery made a few people laugh, and they laughed backwards and backwards.
provoked other students along the way to notice the strange and strange songs sung by the two ends, and when they listened carefully to the lyrics, they all laughed.
Along the way, many people have learned the song sung at the second end, you just listen to it, many children hummed this divine comedy when Lishutun Primary School was out of school, and then played a slip in the snow...
Even the teacher heard it, and one of them couldn't hold back, and laughed.
I don't know where I learned this song, it sounds like it's out of tune, and it sounds like babbling and talking about Allegro, but it doesn't sound like it's on point.
How did they know that the second end sang a short piece of the Internet Divine Comedy "Skateboarding Shoes" in later generations, of course, it is the Northeast dialect version, which is even more funny.
You must know that although many people scolded this song for being boring and ugly, they couldn't stand the rhythm and lyrics of this brainwashing, and it soon became popular all over the Internet.
As a net worm, it is naturally impossible for the two ends not to know this song, and as soon as they are happy today, they hum it out. Unexpectedly, this situation was created, and Lishutun Primary School was full of friction and friction, playing a slippery rhythm.
It can be seen that there is no shortage of humorous cells, and there is no shortage of Northeast people, and amusing things are always so popular. The acceptance is still high.
Look, she accidentally became popular again.
When I got home, I hummed my sister in the morning with a stomach that couldn't hold it, and then told my family what the whole school had learned.
Grandma couldn't sit still at first, and curiously pouted the two ends to perform one.
When the grandparents, parents, including Dudu, who was still babbling just now, all stared at her expectantly, and the two ends just wanted to block her brother's big mouth.
sang "Skateboarding Shoes" with a straight face, and the two ends didn't want to laugh anymore anyway, but when the grandparents heard it, they all laughed.
Grandma burst into tears of laughter, and even Grandpa was laughing so hard that he showed his teeth.
Well, it's nice to entertain you guys. The two ends thought so. (To be continued.) )