Chapter 391: Half-Orc
Originally, "Doraemon" was the most suitable for the summer file, but the first half of this year was very busy, especially the completed masterpieces such as "EVA", "Dragon Ball", "Slam Dunk", "My Neighbor Totoro", etc., which occupied a large number of people, so the theatrical version of "Doraemon" could only be postponed to the Anime Festival, staggering the best summer file.
He Chen didn't think about outsourcing "Doraemon", all theatrical versions of "Doraemon" must and can only be produced by his Tianman.
And He Chen also maintained the rhythm of a theater version every year according to the original idea, so he could only choose the end of October, a very inappropriate time when the students were still in school.
However, even this can't stop the fans' surging love for "Doraemon".
They used their own actions to confess to "Doraemon", in this inappropriate schedule, "Nobita's Great Magic Realm", a theatrical version that does not sell special effects, handsome guys and beauties, and even the plot, has a good box office.
"Xiaobai is so cute!"
This kind of story has no profound connotation, only the most ordinary warmth, and the audience has expressed their love for the extremely cute Wang Xingren depicted in it, in addition to feeling this kind of childlike fun.
"I really want to raise such a dog, have you ever had a dog? I haven't had one, it's best to recommend a good one to raise, and it should be cute." ”
"If you have a dog, the first to recommend the husky! In addition to the Chinese pastoral dog, one of the best dogs to raise in the universe, and in the face of such a dog, do you dare to say that it is not cute in your conscience?"
Someone asked a question in the comments, and someone immediately replied with malicious intent. A photo of a husky as a child is attached.
Basically anyone who goes online. Have all heard of the name of the husky. Husky "two" is famous. Evaluated as the king of teasing among dogs, the fighting force of teasing, even the owner who has been raised for more than ten years will never understand what the dog wants to do - except when it is hungry.
However, when the husky was not yet grown, his cute appearance made him one of the cutest dogs.
Countless people who don't believe the rumors were killed by little huskies. Then, years later, with his own ravaged and deprived of pink and vivid broken body, the rumors were indeed true.
In fact, "cute" and "two" are only separated by a line, such as the gorgeous flat fall.
If it's a cute and sweet soft girl, she will definitely poke at the cute point of countless people, let her heartache run over, gently pick up the soft girl, and face the pain, tearful eyes, and caress the place where she fell. While eating tofu, he said softly: "Good, it doesn't hurt." ”
Ugliness is a concept used to describe the ugliness of an object. Take the ugliness of the leader as a benchmark. The unit is the leader value, and the symbol is chm. Theoretically, the universe is the ugliest, and the absolute ugliness is 1 leader. Absolute ugliness is the highest ugliness that can be accepted by humans, as well as any other living being, and is the ugliness at the lowest point of aesthetics.
If it's a character with an ugliness of more than 0.5chm, such as Ruhua, I'm afraid it will only leave a stupid impression of "this person walks without looking at the road". However, wiping the soles of his shoes clean in the past can already be regarded as a moral, well-educated, and cultivated person, let alone gently "comforting"?
Therefore, the line between "cute" and "two", to sum up, is to look at the face.
The nature of the husky has not changed, but because of his good face when he was a child, he called it "cute", and when he grew up, he became disabled, so he became "two".
Despair of this face-looking society!
As a result, a group of revolutionaries who took revenge on society as their own responsibility and made people see the truth clearly.
And the person who recommended the husky to others was obviously one of the members of this mysterious organization.
Although many people in the comments have been ravaged by huskies, they lead by example and advise posters not to fall into the pit. But the little husky's cute and lifeless appearance still made that person make this wrong choice.
"Meng" is a kind of spiritual poison, and anyone who is contaminated with this will eventually pay a heavy price for it!
"The master porter only writes about dogs, not cats, this is not good, isn't the cats cute? everyone, unite, go to the porter's Weibo to brush the boss, and strongly ask the porter master to also publish a story of the cats!"
Some people think that this animation is that He Chen was threatened by Wang Xingren, so he decided to hold high the banner of cats justice and issued a call to save the porter master.
"Isn't Doraemon just a cat?"
One sentence sinks a person.
“……”
There is a long list of ellipses at the bottom of the comment.,It seems that everyone has forgotten about jì.,Although there are no ears.,No tail.,But Doraemon is indeed a real cat - machine qì cat.。
And Luna, the professional narrator in "Sailor Moon", is also a cute black cat. There are also Meow Meow and Cat Boss in "Pokemon", Orange in Gensokyo, "Kanon", "I Want to Sue You", "Curse...... The last one doesn't count. However, in other works, there are also a lot of descriptions of cats.
Looking at it this way, the master porter is fair and impartial.
However, the cat and dog fans of the pet association did not think so, and in the lively discussion, a racial war between cats and wangsians was set off, and even the squeaky people led by Pikachu and Totoro were not spared and were implicated.
At the same time, some other members of the pet association, not to be outdone, held the attitude of disrupting the world's major events to fish in troubled waters, fanning the flames everywhere, and for a time the Internet was full of smoke, so that people who don't know the inside story can see, maybe they really think that the earth has been occupied by animals.
Although in comics and novels, the mouth cannon is a powerful weapon, which can kill the enemy without much effort, or turn the enemy into a friend, or even turn the enemy into a friend.
However, in reality, it can't be done.
It is a fanatical belief of a believer, and no word can shake the devout belief of a fanatical believer.
Empty and powerless cannons are only the lowest means, and faith gives believers incomparably more power, urging them to show their strengths and collect more light of faith for their faith.
And among them, the most effective methods are novels, comics, television, and movies.
So for a while, the wind of pet flow, or half-orc flow, swept the land of China.
The new book listings of all novel and comic book websites are full of "beasts". And on the list of new books, the fight is particularly fierce.
In order to make room for other newcomers, all of He Chen's works do not participate in the recommendation - anyway, there is no need, his works do not need to be recommended at all, after each release, just relying on the word of mouth of fans, it can be known to everyone, and any recommendation is not as good as the effect of the three words porter.
So on the new book list, it used to be an excellent and popular work that surpassed all living beings, or it was only the top three Three Kingdoms. After all, even if there are many good authors, they don't come together to open new books at all. They will all stagger each other, not only to sell others a face, but also to prevent their own popularity from being affected by too fierce competition.
However, this new book list is full of gunpowder, although only the top 15 works can be on the list, but the gap from the first place to the first hundred is very small.
The new book list is 0 points to change the list,According to the previous day's clicks、Recommendation、Collection、Reward、Comment and other comprehensive popularity to rank,Originally, as long as an excellent work is on the list,It will be supported until the end of the new book period (Tianman's novel part is a 20W word new book period,Or 1 month,The comic part is also a month new book period,Or 10 words。 )。
However, this time, not to mention holding on to the end of the new book period, even if it is two days, it may not be possible, and some works are still in the first place the day before, and they disappear the next day.
Sometimes a little bit of a difference is not only a drop on the list, but maybe it will fall directly outside the top 100.
This time it was a battle of faith in the truest sense of the word.
As the saying goes, heroes emerge in troubled times, and a number of excellent works have emerged in this war, although they are written about animals, but they have also proved to countless people that they should never underestimate the ability of human beings to create.
A large number of fanatics with open brains have written classic works spanning blood, education, funny, reasoning, suspense, horror, love, children, [beep-] and other themes for their respective gods of faith.
The last one was originally intended to be published in the skin of the animal world, but because the description was so exciting, some people even speculated that it was a surreal attention work written by a traditional literary master in a vest. Because no one would ever think that someone would write such a work, there was never a limit to this part of the work, so it could be published openly.
But his enemy was not the authorities, but the other believers. In the face of war, there will always be an explosion of unlimited potential, unable to report in a normal name, and then those people will directly report such books on the charge of "animal cruelty".
Although I don't know if this is considered "animal cruelty", but the major websites discussed, this thing is seen by people, especially some young pot friends, some of them are too frustrated, so they decided to seal it.
Among the remaining normal works, there are also "The Expedition of the Goldfish", "The Wrath of the Woo Meow King", "The Fission of the Sky", "The Mystery of the Panda Man", "The King of the Squeaky Star Man", "Back to the Past and Become a Cat", "Back to the Past and Become a Dog", "Duck Detective", "The Legend of the New White Snake", "Crazy Chipmunks", "Who Touched the Mimi of the Cow", "Joyful Yangyang", "No Chicken in the World", "Zhu Bajie", "Monkey King", "Bull Demon King" and a series of works that made He Chen stunned.
He Chen's ears suddenly echoed with a song that did not exist in this world, but he had heard it and was very familiar with it.
"There is no more pure white soul,
From human degeneration to orc......" (To be continued......
PS: Caught up with ...... So nervous every day.