Chapter 9: You'll be played to death
The Corpse Soul Realm is based on strength, and even if you are not a nobleman, you will be respected if you become a captain-level person. But at the same time, momentum is also one thing, and Yeyi doesn't think at all that such an empty-eyed Emiya Shirou will have no achievements in the future. Then just wait and see!
"Oh, why do you say that?" Ye Yi's eyes rolled, trying to get some more words out of Wei Gong's mouth, to see if he could say something more shocking.
Boom!
Emiya Shirou's head shook and fell directly on the table, it seems that he is completely drunk, and fortunately Emiya Shirou is drunk at this time, otherwise once he says something like "blurring" and "returning to the blade", it will really be an accident.
Seeing this, Ye Yi shook his head angrily, raised his chopsticks, and then looked down at the food on the table, without Emiya Shirou rushing to eat with her, he suddenly lost his appetite.
So he put down his chopsticks, stretched his waist, and suddenly jumped up from the ground.
"Ah~ I'm full, it's time to move!"
As he spoke, he twisted his waist and did "preparatory exercises" while walking directly outside, and when he passed by Emiya Shirou, he hesitated for a moment, pointed to Emiya and said,
"Bring him to me too, since he is here to accompany me, naturally I have to accompany him to the end!"
After saying that, he smiled again, and I didn't know what funny things came to mind.
The old butler pitifully glanced at Emiya Shirou, who was still asleep, and reached out to lift him up, and at the same time mourned him in silence in his heart!
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Call~
A cold wind blew, and Emiya Shirou was holding a wooden sword in his hand, trembling all over, and he didn't understand the situation for a while, how did he become the state he is now?
And Yeyi, who was standing face to face with Wei Gong, wearing a black tights and holding his hands behind his back, looked at Wei Gong with a sinister smile. Well, although whoever looks at it will think that Yaichi's smile is very sunny, in Emiya Shirou's opinion, it is "insidious".
"This ...... Is there something wrong?" said Emiya Shirou as he swallowed his saliva.
"What's the problem? Don't worry, it'll be fine, don't you still have a weapon, I'm empty-handed!"
Besides, this fragile wooden sword can also be regarded as a weapon?! Emiya Shirou couldn't help but look at the wooden stick in his hand, which is called a "wooden sword", he has small arms and legs, he must call someone to let him beat, and he can't knock people out!
"At this time, even if you give me the Holy Sword or AK47, it won't be safe!, unless you give me a set of Pegasus Holy Clothes!" Emiya Shirou muttered alone, but he still didn't give up,
"I think I'm here to accompany you, right?"
"yes. Ye Yi nodded, and before Wei Gong had time to be happy, he listened to Ye Yi continue, "But you also know that for the Grim Reaper, actual combat is an essential course, so sparring is also what you need to do!"
Looking at Yeyi's serious face, it seems that what he said is true, but whoever looks at it and compares the looks of the two sides, he knows that it is impossible. You don't have a weapon in the night, but who doesn't know that you're playing hand-to-hand combat!
Still sparring?plus the previous reading, drinking, is he here to be a three-X accompaniment?!Emiya Shirou smiled bitterly.
"Okay, I'm going to go~" Yeyi suddenly reminded "kindly".
"Wait!" Wei Gong hurriedly waved his hand.
"What's wrong?" "Yeyi stopped, twisted the joints of his hands and feet, and smiled demonically, "If you don't tell me why, don't blame me for being ruthless later~"
"We might be able to do it the other way!" said Emiya Shirou quickly.
"Oh, tell me!" asked Yoichi with interest, she wanted to hear what Emiya Shirou had in mind.
"For example, we can team up to farm monsters!" said Emiya Shirou, his eyes rolling and he said in a hurry.
"Team up to farm monsters?" Ye Yi pondered over these strange words, but soon understood, because there are such monsters in this world, let alone teaming up.
"Sounds good!" nodded to Night.
"yes, if you really fight me, you're too unchallenging, and you won't be able to achieve the purpose of training, right?" said Emiya Shirou hurriedly flatteringly, finally breathing a sigh of relief.
"Very good! Usually I fight three hundred by myself, but today the two of us will fight six hundred!" Ye Yi said arrogantly, and immediately scared Wei Gong to the ground.
"Isn't there a bit of a [small] deviation in quantity?" said Emiya Shirou hurriedly, stopping the "start" that Yoichi was about to say.
"Oh?" Yeyi's eyes turned again, seeing this, Wei Gong's heart tightened, "It's not good", sure enough, he listened to Yeyi's admiring words,
"Xiaoweigong, what you said is right, the two of us together, together, obviously not a problem of 1+1=2! Then seven hundred, no, eight hundred, just nine hundred!"
"Wait, I think three hundred and one is good!" At this time, Emiya Shirou has no face at all, and he is not a "tree", his face is important or his life is important, Emiya Shirou is still clear.
"Is this just a [small] deviation?" Yeichi looked at Emiya with a funny face, deliberately biting the word "small".
"Ahem. Listening to Yeyi's words, even if Wei Gong knew that the other party was deliberately teasing him, he couldn't help blushing, and suddenly said with a straight face, "As a stealthy maneuver, Yeyi should also know that he usually does all kinds of tasks!"
"Oh?" Yaichi looked at Emiya Shirou curiously, wanting to hear what tricks he was going to play. Wei Gong didn't wait for the night to ask, and then he said the answer himself,
"One of them, that's the escort mission!"
Call~
Another gust of wind blew. Emiya Shirou trembled all over, how could he feel that today's wind was so cold!
Emiya Shirou looked at the current situation and showed a smile that was even uglier than crying, shouldn't it be like this......
I saw that Emiya Shirou was still holding the wooden sword with his trembling hands, and Yoyi was still by Emiya Shirou's side, but this time, Yoyi did not stand opposite Emiya, but wore a princess outfit and hid behind Emiya Shirou with a coquettish face.
That pitiful expression, if you don't look at Yeyi's unconcealed cunning eyes, is really like a little princess who has never seen anything in the world and is in danger for the first time.
"Yoyichi, did you say that our position is reversed?" said Emiya Shirou with a grunt, swallowing his saliva.
When Ye Yi heard this, he reversed his previous shyness, straightened his waist, leaned close to the guard palace, and shouted viciously,
"Do you want my dignified eldest lady of the Sifeng Courtyard family to protect a guy like you?!"
Although Emiya Shirou knew that Yoichi didn't mean to look down on his identity, he was still quite speechless, this is a "game" Okay, besides, shouldn't the strong protect the weak?
At this time, Yoichi suddenly shouted, "Guards, there are assassins!" and then shrank back and hid behind Emiya Shirou.
Hearing this, Emiya Shirou's heart suddenly tightened, this shouldn't have been shouted by you, the "princess"! Sure enough, when he heard Yeyi's "code", these "assassins" who had been ambushed for a long time finally appeared!