Chapter 1099: Life-saving poem

Speaker Brown of the Security Council spoke, and naturally both sides could not agree or not, Deyi gritted his teeth helplessly and said: "Okay, then listen to Speaker Brown." ”

Su Huai also nodded and said, "Just according to what Speaker Brown said, I have no opinion." "He is actually scaring this little prince, he knows that Mr. Wang is here to drop the cultural relics, how can he make a big deal about it.

Speaker Brown was very satisfied with seeing that both sides were giving themselves face, and smiled at Prince Deyi:

"Your Excellency, today is the Lantern Festival, you can come up with any poetry couplet title to Mr. Kaosu. ”

Everyone in Su Men snickered, Teacher Su couldn't even stump Tolkien just now, what kind of question can your prince come up with to stump the teacher?

I really snickered, but I heard Deyi think about it, and looked at Su Huaidao:

"Okay, they all say that you Su Shengren's poems are well written, then I will test your poems, this person who broke such a precious cultural relic should have been beaten, if you can write 8 'don't hit' in a poem, and literally there is not a single 'hit' word, I can not pursue this matter, otherwise, your Chinese company will bear all the compensation." ”

Ren Na's face changed when she heard this, which means that you have to pay from 90 million to 180 million!?

Everyone didn't expect this Prince Deyi to be so tricky, and they were all a little caught off guard.

This has to be written "not to play", and there can be no "type" word, how to write.

Tolkien suddenly smiled slightly, it seems that this prince is not a straw bag, at least there is still a set of troublemakers.

In the face of such a difficulty, Su Huai didn't care, and gently unfolded the folding fan: "Okay, then you can listen well." ”

Everyone was shocked, why did this Su Sage come just as he said?

Tolkien thought of Su Huai's miracle just now, and suddenly said loudly: "Your Excellency, this poem must have a poem title, if you don't write the topic, let Mr. Su write well." ”

Deyi was reminded by Tolkien that he remembered it, and said with a sigh: "I forgot this, so let's take 'night' as the theme." ”

Everyone in Sumen turned around and glared at Tolkien, this old man is really ruthless, the original topic is already so difficult, you have to be even more difficult, it is stipulated in a category, even if it is Teacher Su, it is impossible to answer it!

Ren Na was just about to protest, but she heard Su Huaiyi swing a fan to block her mouth, and then walked forward leisurely, walking back and forth in front of everyone to think.

Prince Deyi suddenly sneered, thinking to himself such a difficult topic, I don't believe that you can deal with it, turned to Brown and said:

"Speaker Brown, we also have to set a time, I still have something to do, so I can't wait indefinitely. ”

Before Brown could speak, Tolkien next to him said: "The couplets of this Lantern Festival activity are all required to be within five minutes, so it is better to limit it to five minutes." ”

When Prince Deyi heard this, he turned to his secretary and said, "You can start the timer immediately." ”

Speaker Brown frowned slightly at this time, feeling that this Tolkien was a little unreasonable, no matter how difficult the couplet is, it is very short, this poem must be written at least 8 sentences, how can 5 minutes be enough?

But when Speaker Brown was just about to speak for Su Huai, he heard Su Huai's leisurely chanting voice:

"The moon moved to the west building, and the fisherman collected the net and went home. ”

Guo Wei suddenly exclaimed in surprise when he heard this: "This is not playing drums, not fishing!

And Su Huai's second sentence read: "Why do you need an umbrella after the rain, the blacksmith is drinking tea when the lights are out." Someone in Sumen applauded:

"This is no umbrella, no iron! Four don't fight~!"

Prince Deyi was stunned for a moment, and his heart was shocked, this ...... All right!?

And every time Su Huai recited a sentence, Su's people cheered: "The woodcutter went down the mountain early with firewood, and the hunter called the dog to collect the hunting fork." ”

"Hah! This is no firewood! No hunting!"

"The beauty got off the swing frame, and the oil lang changed his career to make a career. ”

"Wonderful~~ This is no swing, no oil!Eight don't hit~~Hahaha~!!"

In less than a minute, all of a sudden, these eight "don't play" came out, and there was not half a "type" word in it.

Everyone was about to applaud, but Prince Deyi was unconvinced, thinking that this is not a limerick poem!?

But before he had time to get mad, he heard that Su Huai hadn't finished reading it yet, and he read four sentences lightly later:

"Unforgettable Jinling's thousands of miles of blood, the national shame will not be treated by children and grandchildren

I am willing to mention 100,000 Chinese people, and the more horses and swords into the East. ”

Suddenly, now it was like a cold wind transiting, many people were shaking, everyone did not dare to make a sound, and looked at Prince Deyi in displeasure, and Prince Deyi was already protesting on his lips, and he held back.

Su Huai is reminding him, don't forget what place this is, where did the cultural relics you were smashed come from, and dare to be more arrogant, although the 100,000 Chinese people in this Xihu Scenic Area can't "cross the horse and raise the knife into the East", but there is no problem with throwing your little prince into the lake!

Prince Deyi looked at Su Huai and looked at him expressionlessly, obviously threatening him! Obviously, he wanted to go back, but when he thought that this was Jinling...... Suddenly I shuddered involuntarily...... I didn't dare to say more.

Speaker Brown secretly said in his heart that this Su Sage was mad, and if there was any mass movement during the Lantern Festival, he couldn't stop it, so he coughed dryly:

"Your Excellency the Prince, I see that there are eight 'don't type' in this poem, and there is no mention of half typing, but Mr. Su has answered this question. ”

Deyi nodded a little unwillingly and said, "Okay......" pointed to the female employee and said, "You can go, it's none of your business here." ”

Ren Na suddenly said angrily: "Didn't you say okay, this poem is up, you won't pursue it!?"

Prince Deyi said coldly: "I said that I would not pursue it, but I didn't say that I would not pursue a few people, this poem is alone." ”

Su Huai threatened him in person just now, and he was unwilling to surrender.

The remaining male employee said to Su Huai: "Teacher Su, don't worry about me, I am a little person, a cheap life, if you are wronged, you will be wronged, and you will not get in the way." ”

Su Huai waved his hand and said, "Deyi, you can continue to ask another question, this time it is better to be more difficult." ”

The "life-saving poem" just now is said to have been made by Zhu Shuzhen, a talented woman in the Ming Dynasty, and Aunt Qiong Yao made a slight modification in "Huanzhu Gege", which is more elegant.

Deyi heard that Su Huai dared to accept the offer, and this time he also made up his mind to be the most difficult to be the first, so he said ruthlessly:

"Okay! Since Mr. Su is so angry, then I don't blame me for being polite, it's still the Spring Festival, so please ask Su Shengren to make the first word with the theme of 'spring'. ”

Everyone thought to themselves, this question is so simple? The question with spring as the word is still a word, and no one present is still handy~

But just thinking so, Prince Deyi said aloud: "The only requirement is that there must be 50 spring characters in this poem with the theme of spring." As he spoke, he turned his head and said to the secretary:

"Let's start the timer~~"

Everyone was angry when they heard this, what does this mean, just 5 minutes, do you want 50 spring words? 10 a minute on average!?6 seconds to think of one?Where is this time enough!

You are deliberately asking this kind of time-consuming question, forcing Mr. Su to admit defeat, right?

But before everyone had time to protest, they heard Su Huai read it out directly:

"Spring breeze, spring warmth, spring, spring long, spring mountains are green, spring water is rippling. Spring shade, spring is thick, and spring flowers bloom all over the garden......"

Speaker Brown and everyone in the Security Council were shocked, my God, you just came right away!!