Chapter 40: Jiang Tai's Corpse

After the corpse of Mrs. Jiang got into the car and reported to the house, the second uncle stretched his neck and leaned in front of Li Dama and asked: "Brother Dama, I heard that there are a group of little sisters in the sauna city tonight, how are the goods? Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Li Dama smiled and said, "Why are the sperm worms in the brain again?"

Jiang Tai Corpse smiled and said, "You know me, and I don't have any other hobbies, just like this," he said again, "Is the porcelain vase I gave you last time still useful?"

Li Dama said: "It is very useful, and it is a pot at night." ”

Jiang Tai was shocked: "I'm a good girl, Brother Ma, you are a tyrannical thing, do you know what kind of goods it is? The blue and white burned in the official kiln of the Qing Dynasty, I have treasured the objects for more than ten years, put them on the market, not to mention them are worth more than ten or two hundred thousand, after you put them, it must be more than this price, antique this art, it is a thing that only rises and does not depreciate, you look at what you got here, eh, I call it a new liver pain." ”

Li Dama said: "I said, isn't it your bastard who said that it was a night pot? This valuable thing, you didn't say it earlier, it doesn't look at what you used to send is gold and silver and what the jade is, who knows that you sent a porcelain bottle, I thought it was a broken object, it happened that my son and my wife brought it, and I was too lazy to get up at night, just short of a night pot." ”

Jiang Tai Corpse said: " Hey, my ancestors, it's a night pot, but it's also an antique, I don't know which emperor Lao Tzu was in the Qing Dynasty at that time, the prime minister used it, it's very rare, you think, if Kangxi and Qianlong are such holy ancestors used, it's dragon urine, this thing is really a blessing that can't be asked for in the house, you know that Chen Xipi over there in Dongcheng, there is also such an object as me, his grandmother's, or a fake, an illiterate Hong Kong guy took a fancy to it, Chen Xipi called a blow, saying that it was used by Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang, with thick urine on it, and he was angry, he insisted that this urine was called dragon gas, and called the stupid hat to smell, guess what, damn, the stupid hat not only smelled, but also really believed that it was the night pot used by Zhu Yuanzhang, Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, how much money can you make a price, Chen Xipi's **** asked for 500,000 yuan, and the Panmen goods from Hong Kong were immediately given. Damn, I was so angry after hearing it, why couldn't I meet such a good thing. ”

After he finished speaking, it made us all laugh, and the second uncle took over the words and said with a smile: "If it is really used by Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang, it has been hundreds of years, how can there be any smell of urine, it is the night pot used by his wife that is ready to be used and has not been made, then the Hong Kong guy is really a banmen goods." ”

Jiang Tai immediately clenched his fists and said: "Ouch, I didn't expect that there are connoisseurs here, but no, you said that the goods were unlucky, it was really good luck, you can't accept it." ”

The second uncle nodded yes.

This Jiang Daya looked like he was mixed up in the road, and he was a chatter: "Dare to ask Your Excellency's surname, what kind of business do you do?" he asked the second uncle.

The second uncle said: "In the ninth year of the lower high school, drive away evil spirits and catch ghosts, and help people do a white happy event to eat." ”

Mrs. Jiang immediately looked surprised and said, "Ouch, ouch, master, disrespectful." ”

The second uncle hurriedly replied: "Don't dare, don't dare." ”

Li Dama said for the second uncle: "Master Gao is indeed a master of the Daomen, and he is often haunted, you know, it was Master Gao who settled it." ”

Jiang Taishu was even more surprised: "Oh my God, this big hand, it's just amazing, no wonder, I can sit in the back seat of Brother Da Ma's car, and I can sit with Brother Da Ma, it's a VIP among VIPs, ouch, look at my dog eyes, such a big immortal family is sitting in front of me, I didn't even see it." ”

The second uncle replied intentionally: "Don't you often sit in the back seat of Brother Ma and sit with Brother Da Ma." ”

The implication is that the identity and status of Jiang Tai's corpse are more valuable than ours.

Jiang Tai Corpse said: "Ouch, Master Gao, you really torture me, how can I compare with you." I'm just an acquaintance of Brother Da Ma, this person is old, with rough skin and thick meat, dead skin and face, Brother Da Ma doesn't dislike me. Did you say that Brother Ma was the master, did the master's words torment the little old man and me. ”

Li Dama smiled and said nothing, they all said that they were old ghosts, and this Jiang Tai corpse could indeed speak.

Jiang Tai Corpse then asked: "Since the master is a person in the Dao Sect, it is common to kill demons and eliminate demons, so presumably this technique of finding dragons and points to move mountains and divide gold is not a problem?"

The second uncle responded: "Feng Shui metaphysics, I know a little bit about it." ”

Jiang Tai said: "The master is too modest. Also, you look at my pig brain, people are getting older and harder, the master is a Taoist immortal, this kind of little trick is naturally hand-to-hand, how can you ask, this into the ancient tomb of course is like a dragon into the sea, take the Ming weapon is naturally like catching a turtle in an urn, the ground can be broken and reversible, this is a little ghost zongzi over the grasp, like pinching lice. ”

Li Dama took over and said: "Oh, old Jiang, your ability to brag and pat on the back is more advanced, if you have anything to say, you can say it directly, Master Gao is a sincere person." ”

Jiang Taigui said with a smile: "How dare you dare, don't dare to lose the skill of mixing rice and eating." Today, there is a big brother you here, it's all up to you to decide, how dare I declare that you have taken the master, do you say? ”

Li Dama laughed and said: "If you don't say it, how can I like you, in a word, I know the rules, I like people like you who have rules, just say it, although Master Gao is the guest I invited, but I can't hinder the freedom of others." ”

Mrs. Jiang immediately took over the words and patted her ass and said: "That's that, Brother Ma has always understood righteousness, otherwise my old Jiang is so old and a lot older, no one in the city will accept this, so I will obey you." ”

This old Jiang is really a sycophant, so he can mix and mix around Li Dama, and I guess the porcelain vase he gave Li Dama is also fake.

Li Dama said: "I think you are getting older and more itchy, stay at home and be idle, and come up with a big fucking vote." ”

Jiang Taishu smiled: "Ouch, what do you want me to say, the parents of the one who gave birth to me, the one who knows me, Brother Ma, ouch, Brother Ma, you are really a god, I just mean this, I just don't know what Master Gao thinks here, have you ever done this before......" After he finished speaking, he looked at the second uncle, waiting for the second uncle to answer.

The second uncle said, "Do you have a Longlou factory?"

Jiang Tai was overjoyed when he heard this, clapped his hands and said: "I won't tell you, I really have a few lines, if I can cooperate with Master Gao once, I will do a big job, and I will die without regrets, so drop, the idea is accurate, ready, let's move, it's over, the Ming weapon obtained, you six and I one, big brother three, do you think it?"

The second uncle immediately changed his words and said: "Master Jiang, you are an old senior, and you can set the rules." ”

I saw a trace of cunning flashing on Mrs. Jiang's face from the rearview mirror in the front row, and he laughed and said: "Okay, it's decided, I see that I am about to enter the earth, if I can still do a big job in this life, not to say that it is a profit or a loss, just return to the thrilling atmosphere in the underground palace, it is also worth it, I will die without regrets in this life, and when I die, I will be able to enter the earth without worry," he sighed at the end," Brother Ma, you said that I am getting more and more itchy, which is right, this is a craft, how can I let it go because I am old, and I always owe it. Once the cooperation with Master Gao is successful this time, I will definitely bring you a night pot used by Zhu Yuanzhang, the Taizu of the People's Republic of China, when I come back. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, we burst out laughing.

The driving dog Sheng took over and said: "Jiang Ye, don't worry, when you return triumphantly, come to the sauna city to play, that little sister is definitely a water spirit, standing in a row, waiting for you to be lucky." ”

Jiang Taishu said to Gou Sheng: "Well, you kid is good, hey, I wanted to take you into the industry, who knew that Brother Ma just likes you to drive for him, and if he doesn't let you go, I can't win people's love, ouch, it's a pity." Dog Sheng, one day, if you can tell Brother Ma to move, you come to find the master, and the master will take you. ”

Gou Sheng smiled: "I'm afraid that you will already be in the ground by then." ”

Jiang Taishu didn't get angry when she heard it, and said with a smile: "Xiong Wazi, I know that you don't have the guts, forget it, forget it, count my old man didn't say it." At the end, he said: "Dog Sheng, do you know why my nickname is called Jiang Tai Corpse? Tell you, Grandpa has stolen more tombs than you have eaten more salt, and beaten more rice dumplings than you have eaten, so it is called Jiang Tai Corpse." ”

Dog Sheng listened: "Is there a connection between this?"

Jiang Tai replied: "Look at you stupidly, like something, zongzi is a zombie, you know." ”