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After the New Zealand government learned about the arms purchase in New Tuvalu, it was not calm for a moment, 30 billion US dollars in armaments? What are you kidding?

At an impromptu cabinet meeting in New Zealand, the New Zealand Prime Minister asked, "How much did we spend on our military last year?"

New Zealand's Deputy Prime Minister and Finance Minister said: "S$2.817 billion, equivalent to US$2 billion. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

"In other words, $30 billion is our military spending for about 15 years?" said the New Zealand prime minister's tone, raising sharply.

Defense Secretary Coleman said: "It can't be calculated in this way, our military spending includes the salary and related benefits of soldiers, as well as the wear and tear of some daily training, and not all of them are armaments." And Tuvalu's $30 billion is all armaments. ”

After a moment of silence at the meeting, the New Zealand Prime Minister asked, "What kind of armaments did Tuvalu buy with these $30 billion?"

New Zealand Foreign Minister McCully said: "For the time being, there is no relevant information to be revealed, and we have informed the Chinese government, but the Chinese government has not replied in time." ”

Trade Minister Grozer said: "Can we use some means to get the Chinese government to cancel this arms purchase? We have also had a lot of commercial cooperation between New Zealand and China this year, can we start with these aspects?"

The defense minister sneered and said: "Do you think the Huaxia Government will take care of the pressure we exert? This is a $30 billion arms purchase plan! Do you know what this arms purchase bill means? It means that from this time on, China has officially become the world's top arms exporter, and how many of those third world countries will be inclined to China when they buy arms and weapons because of this arms purchase plan?"

"Alright!" the New Zealand Prime Minister knocked on the table and said, "Discuss the issue, don't bring personal emotion." Since the Huaxia government has revealed this news and proved that the contract has been successfully signed, they will absolutely not cancel this arms purchase at such a time. You know, in the past, arms exporting countries all over the world did not export arms to Tuvalu by default, and they did so definitely because they got the benefits they wanted. ”

After a glance at the Minister of Trade, the Minister of Defense said: "At the beginning, I was against the sale of the Auckland Islands to Tuvalu, but now it's okay, people are not the kind of country that you say is willing to live in a corner and live their own small life, and the 30 billion US dollars of armaments will be placed less than 500 nautical miles away from our country......

The Minister of Trade interrupted the Minister of Defence without showing any weakness, saying: "The sale of the Auckland Islands was agreed to by both the Cabinet and the Parliament, and even a referendum was held. Besides, now that it's sold, what's the use of talking about it?"

After some arguing, Foreign Minister McCully said: "The most critical question now is what Tuvalu is going to do with so much armament?"

"Who knows what their idiot king thinks, so much money is used to buy armaments! ”

In response to the Minister of Communications' swear words, the Minister of Defense sneered again and said: "Idiot? If he is an idiot, then what are we? As for why we buy armaments, of course, we must seek strength to protect our wealth." He earns more money in half a year than our GDP in New Zealand in a year. With so much money, without the protection of military force, isn't it at the mercy of others?"

Hearing the words of the Minister of Defense, everyone fell silent again, and no one could refute it, because last year, New Zealand's total GDP was only 100 million US dollars, which is indeed not as much as the net worth that Li Daniu has earned in the past six months.

"So!" the New Zealand Prime Minister glanced at the silent crowd and said, "Now the question is another one, whether we should stop this arms purchase in Tuvalu." If not, please tell me why, and if so, how can we stop it?"

"Our General Staff has conducted a relevant analysis of this arms purchase, and Tuvalu's population base and the quality of its citizens are not enough for them to have enough fighter pilots, and even if they want to obtain them through immigration, it is unlikely that they will be able to obtain them, because experienced fighter pilots have always been the most valued talent of all countries," said the Minister of Defense. Therefore, we believe that the most likely thing about this arms purchase is naval power. ”

New Zealand's prime minister said: "Be specific. ”

The Minister of Defense continued: "China's submarine technology is the world's top-notch, so we believe that the main body of this arms purchase is submarines. According to Huaxia's previous arms sales plan, we guess that Tuvalu will spend at least 10 billion US dollars to buy at least 16 Yuan-class submarines. In addition, Huaxia's missile weapons are also very advanced, according to the price estimate of the Dongfeng-21 model missiles sold by Huaxia to Saudi Arabia, Tuvalu is likely to use the same price, that is, 4.5 billion US dollars, to buy the Dongfeng-21 medium-range ballistic missile and system. ”

"Wait?" the New Zealand Prime Minister interrupted the Minister of Defence and asked, "What is the attack range of this medium-range ballistic missile?"

"3,200 kilometers! That is, Tuvalu will be able to cover any part of our New Zealand firepower after deploying this missile system in the Auckland Islands. The Minister of Defense did not wait for the prime minister and others to exclaim, and continued: "And its speed, after entering the atmosphere, is Mach 10, to put it simply, it is more than 10,000 miles per hour, moreover, the DF-21 is equipped with a variety of warhead decoys, the anti-missile system is simply unable to carry out effective interception, according to our current defense facilities, if Tuvalu launches 3 to 5 missiles at the same time to strike at a certain area, we are powerless to intercept." ”

"I'm grass!" The New Zealand Prime Minister couldn't help but burst out foul language, the $4.5 billion missile system can't have only one missile.

At the Cabinet meeting, no one was surprised by the foul language of the New Zealand Prime Minister, because they also wanted to curse.

The Secretary of Defense continued: "In addition to this, there are warships, and our staff believes that the remaining $15 billion will allow China to form an offshore fleet for Tuvalu." Among them, there will be destroyers, missile frigates, offshore patrol ships, helicopter gunships, transport helicopters, etc. ”

"How does their navy compare to our Royal Navy?" asked Foreign Minister McCully.

The Minister of Defense sighed and said: "I think that when their armaments are fully delivered, the position of the second Navy in the South Pacific will no longer be ours." ”

Is this still worth it?

After listening to the introduction of the king's minister, the main leaders of New Zealand at the cabinet meeting couldn't calm down, Tuvalu's military strength is about to surpass New Zealand, how can they be calm?

The Prime Minister of New Zealand held on to the last shred of luck and asked: "There are so many military weapons, Tuvalu has no relevant operators, they have no army at all, who will operate these military weapons?"

Foreign Minister McCully smiled bitterly and said: "Tuvalu has officially opened the latest batch of immigration qualifications, and the number of immigrants in this batch has reached 20,000, among them, those with military training will be directly given the green light." That is, they have targeted veterans in various countries. ”

"Will veterans be loyal to Tuvalu?" said one doubt.

"Loyalty?" said Foreign Minister McCully with an idiotic look: "Don't you know that the king of Tuvalu is best at spending money to buy loyalty? Tuvalu citizens can get a living allowance of 3,000 US dollars a month, which means that Tuvalu's per capita GDP has completely surpassed that of our New Zealand. For the soldiers, won't their king offer a higher salary?"

After hearing the Foreign Minister's words, others also thought of the previous diplomatic incident between Tuvalu and Japan, those crazy Tuvaluans, this loyalty bought with money, many times, really worked.

After a moment of silence, the New Zealand Prime Minister said: "In that case, we must organize this arms purchase." ”

"How?"

"Since the Chinese government will not buy us, then we will put pressure directly on Tuvalu before their armaments are available. ”

Thanks to the fantasy god, the purple jade scorpion, and the last Zhang Qiling for the monthly ticket. Thanks to the three points Wei Weizun for rewarding the hall master, I really can't refuse the request for a change. (To be continued.) )