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"Hahahaha! You're telling a joke that's a bit ...... It's the first time I've heard that men can get pregnant. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Then you say, when a man is pregnant, where should the baby be in his body?

You see, the baby is going to grow up in the human body. ”

Leng Xiaoxiao took a sip of fragrant tea and said with a smile.

"Hey, hey, hey, you don't know about this queen mother.

It seems that the father and the emperor have done a good job in this regard, and now they are still keeping the queen mother in the dark.

If this fetus grows up, it is important for the body to become larger.

However, the development and growth of the fetus is mainly the result of the continuous integration of yin and yang in heaven and earth.

And the human body is a container that has been run in relatively well.

This container is what the fetus needs when it develops and grows, and the yin and yang qi in the body are combined, and it is just a warm bed that warms and nourishes the yin and yang qi.

In this container, the yin and yang qi in the fetus can be guided by the yin and yang qi of the container itself and enter the right track of harmony.

The fetus's body can be controlled by drugs to keep it the size of a grain of rice.

Wait until the yin and yang qi in the fetus are almost combined, and the fetus's spiritual wisdom is almost opened, and then take the fetus out of the human body.

Drugs are then given to allow the fetus to grow rapidly. ”

Ouyang Yunmu's face was not red, his heart was not beating, and he seemed to be authentic with the honor of his Yin and Yang as a guarantee.

"Hahahaha!

I admire you a little bit for making up your theory. ”

"You don't believe it, you can ask if my father has been a little dizzy recently, and often has to leave everyone to go to the toilet suddenly because of bloating?

Alas, what a good father, for the sake of the woman he loves, he would rather suffer from the pregnancy of October. ”

Ouyang Yunmu smiled proudly because of his pride, he was happy that he could have such a father who knew how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade.

"It's a pity, I can't call you the queen mother in the future.

My father is more loyal and single-minded in love, and if you really like my father, treat him as a friend.

In this way, we can still have fun together. ”

Ouyang Yunmu's expression didn't seem to be fake, which made Leng Xiaoxiao suspicious, because this was the first time Ouyang Yunmu behaved so seriously in front of her.

Ouyang Yunmu saw that there was a subtle change in Leng Xiaoxiao's expression, and there was a trace of gloom in her eyebrows.

The playfulness in his heart came up even more, and he decided to find Zhang Shi to do it again.

In the quaint Treasure Pavilion.

Zhang Shi was busy verifying the accounts.

"Bump!"

Ouyang Yunmu rushed in.

"Don't make trouble, prince, my father will play with you later, okay?"

Zhang Shi had already felt Ouyang Yunmu's breath, so he was not too panicked at all. “”

"Trouble, I finally helped my father out of the crisis seriously!"

Ouyang Yunmu couldn't help but say, walked straight to Zhang Shi's side, knocked down the account book that Zhang Shi was reading, grabbed Zhang Shi's hand, and was about to drag it out.

Zhang Shi was also a little surprised in his heart, since Ouyang Yunmu recognized himself as his father, he had always been in awe, and he didn't dare to make too many mistakes, this time it can be regarded as a big reversal of attitude.

And Ouyang Yunmu's realistic acting skills made Zhang Shi feel that something really happened to him.

"What's the matter? If you have something, tell your father, how can a son still hide it from his father?"

"Sensei, do you want it or not, child?"

"Child, what child, aren't you my child?"

Zhang Shi was confused, he thought to himself: Could it be that who secretly raped me and conceived my child?

He was a little angry, and said angrily, "Who did it? I will tell her, so that she will only defile my flesh and not get my love."

It's better to spend some spirit stones and find a male pet, there are more male pets in the world who are better looking than me!

"Father, you don't even know, whose child is in your womb?

Oh my God, Father, I've done something wrong.

I'm damned, I'm going to die for you!"

"Bumper, bumper, bumper!"

Ouyang Yunmu shook his head, as if he didn't want to die, and slammed into the wall frantically, and he really broke through several large pieces of scalp, and blood flowed.

Zhang Shi felt very painful in his heart when he saw the flesh and blood on Ouyang Yun's wood that had lost its skin protection and was covered with dust on the wall.

"It's okay, it's okay, what's going on? Tell your father?"

Zhang Shi hurriedly grabbed Ouyang Yunmu from the wall, put good medicine on his head, and cared about the authenticity.

Ouyang Yunmu saw Zhang Shi like this, and he was secretly proud in his heart.

Ouyang Yunmu's eyes were pitiful, he actually shed tears and cried: "Father, are you still hiding it from me at this time?"

What am I doing wrong and not enough to earn your trust?

We're about to add a boy to our family, and I have a little brother to take care of.

My father is afraid that my newborn little brother will bully him, and he will not tell me until he grows up and is strong?"

"What's wrong? Who, who the hell is pregnant with my baby?"

"Father, don't you know it yourself?

You're pregnant with someone else's baby!"

"What?"

Zhang Shi was stunned for an instant.

He had thought about this possibility before, based on his "symptoms".

But he felt at the time that it was nonsense, how could a man conceive a baby?

Zhang Shiqiang cheered himself up and cleared his mind: no matter who it was, she not only took away her first time, but also gave herself a little more life in her womb.

This little life, Zhang Shi thought about it again and again, and was still ready to give birth to him, after all, it was his own flesh and blood, and he lost his virginity.

Thinking of this, Zhang Shi couldn't help but shed tears.

Originally, his first time was dedicated to the person he truly loved.

He had fantasized several times about giving his first time in the midst of laughter and laughter with his beloved.

He thought very well, even what he wanted to say to his beloved at that time, and how his beloved responded;

No matter how to guide her to sexual intercourse according to what his beloved said, he thought clearly about every word and the tone of every sentence.

He even thought about what kind of place and what kind of beautiful environment he should have arranged at that time.

He had carefully considered how many spirit stones should be spent to decorate this environment, and if business was good, he was also ready to decorate the planned environment a little better.

At this moment, he was like a bird flying happily in the sky, and suddenly he was shot down with a bow and arrow.

His heart was like a heavy blow.

Losing the first time has made him feel that the most beautiful thing in his life, the one thing he has always cherished in his heart, has been forcibly trampled and trampled by others.

Do you want to help her have a baby yourself?

Zhang Shi even felt that his heart was about to be pierced.

"Prince, you avoid it, my father needs to be quiet alone. ”

"Okay, father, try to say it when you need me, the child must be on call, no matter who it is, as long as he dares to mess with my father, I will make him die an ugly death!"

Ouyang Yunmu said this and exited Zhang Shi's study, his face smiling extremely happily.

But Zhang Shi was a little delirious, he took out a pot of wine and drank it alone.

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