It's a bizarre city......

The simple and elegant Golan Tile House has been replaced by a neon-lit cinema theater.

The crowded Qiaotou market has been transformed into an elegant shopping supermarket.

The vassal and elegant Qinglou tavern has turned into a ...... Ahem......

Zhao Pengfei sat on the road in this city, he was very familiar with all this, and his location was the place where he jumped off the building, which made Zhao Pengfei sigh.

He's finally back!

But...... What about your own daughter-in-law? Didn't that fairy say he was going to bring her over!

She has never been to the modern era, so how can she be good if she meets a bad person?

He was very angry, his little hair and fairy completely deceived him, and the pseudo-fairy told him that he would bring his wife Huo Shi to the twenty-first century!

In fact, a few minutes ago, this pseudo-immortal took his and Huo's hands, glanced at himself affectionately, and after snapping his fingers very lightly, he was sitting on this neon-lit street, oh my God, where is his wife?

He didn't even have a copper plate on him, oh, not even a dollar.

Before I came, my own family wealth, high-ranking officials, and mansions and villas of more than 10,000 square meters were all very cheap Zhao Gou's kid.

But then again, it was also given to him by Zhao Gou, and it is not a loss to give it back to him now.

Zhao Pengfei estimated the time, which was about seven or eight o'clock in the evening, he was wearing a Tang costume, with excellent texture, which was produced in the palace of the Great Song Dynasty and was worth a fortune.

When the hair came, it was cut short, and the fairy himself cut it in a messy manner, of different lengths, and he was lonely in the night wind......

He also has a short beard, and he is not willing to shave, which is the standard configuration of the Great Song Dynasty, if you don't have a beard, people will think you are a eunuch at this age. However, this short beard, put aside in contemporary times, is definitely the shape of a cool handsome man, I don't know how many ignorant girls will be fascinated......

He was so stupid and sat on the side of the road, and the young people who came and went looked at him with strange eyes, which made him very depressed.

"Master, can you show me? Recently, I have not been very lucky, I got up in the morning and touched the door frame, went out to take the bus and met the groping pig hand, and was murdered by the boss in the morning, did I have any bad luck?" A girl with dark circles and heavy makeup squatted in front of her.

Zhao Pengfei looked at his dress, smiled dumbly, and took this girl as a fortune teller, but this Zhao Pengfei is also an acting school, pinching his beard, carefully looking at the girl in front of him, and twisting his fingers incomprehensibly, the smoky makeup girl took out 10 yuan very knowingly, and respectfully sent it to Zhao Pengfei......

Zhao Pengfei smiled slightly, and said incomprehensibly: "You didn't forward Koi's circle of friends last night, right?"

That girl was struck by lightning, and suddenly realized, and hurriedly called herself a fairy, and fled in the wilderness!

What the hell is going on?

Zhao Pengfei put away the 10 yuan and got up to leave, but saw a white-collar brother jumping out of the crowd of onlookers next to him, and said with a smile on his face: "Master, give me the math?" I'm worse than the little girl just now, maybe my health is not very good, I feel chest tightness and shortness of breath this morning, I always feel as if a ghost is stuck in my neck, and I can't breathe for a day, master, you must be able to see, am I recruiting something dirty?"

Zhao Pengfei frowned, twisted his fingers, the little white-collar worker took out 10 yuan very well, Zhao Pengfei smiled disdainfully, pushed back and said: "Little brother or please another ......."

How could the white-collar brother not know what it meant? Immediately took out a hundred-yuan bill and handed it over respectfully, Zhao Pengfei had no choice but to stare at the white-collar brother for a long time, shook his head and wanted to leave, the white-collar brother hurriedly said: "Master, but you can't crack it?"

Zhao Pengfei picked up 100 yuan of local tyrant gold, and his eyes were slightly closed: "Xiaoyou lives alone?"

The white-collar brother exclaimed: "Oh God, I'll live by myself!"

Zhao Pengfei continued: "I have never had a girlfriend, and my parents are far away from ......"

The white-collar brother bowed: "Absolute master!"

Zhao Pengfei said earnestly: "If you live alone, you have to take care of yourself, it's cold weather, it's normal to wear autumn clothes, but you must pay attention to the correct way of dressing - your autumn clothes are worn backwards! Why don't you strangle you?"

White-collar brother: "......"

Zhao Pengfei got 110 yuan in this way.

He suddenly found that he had been messing with Zhao Shenxian for a long time, and he had the potential to be a god, but after the white-collar brother looked through his collar, he felt that the 100 yuan was a little fooled, and he was about to break it, but he saw a fairy wind and a person floating in.

But seeing that the man was dressed in a shabby Tang costume, but it was also quite ancient, wearing a pair of dirty sneakers, unkempt hair, bohemianism, and extraordinary temperament, someone in the crowd immediately exclaimed: "Ah...... Zhang Tianshi!"

Zhang Tianshi, commonly known as Zhang Dachui, is a legendary figure in the city, and often wanders around the old overpass to cheat, uh...... Yes...... Not doing good anyway.

This Tianshi has quite a personality, and he squatted in the park near the old overpass and dragged it to tell the fortune of passers-by, but he ignored the dignitaries and nobles who came to admire him, and the hexagram gold was even more foreign, and it is said that he once received a down-and-out businessman's hexagram gold, not WeChat, and must be cash, which made this down-and-out businessman embarrassed for a long time......

The people who ate melons saw that Zhang Tianshi was coming, and they all gave way to a passage, and the Zhang Tianshi looked at the bitter man sitting on the side of the road, oh no, the typo, it was a cool man, and said slowly: "Xiaoyou, let's go with the deity......"

Zhao Pengfei was a marshal-level master who was decisive in killing and commanding thousands of troops, glanced at Zhang Dazhui Heavenly Master, and said disdainfully: "Who are you?"

"It doesn't matter who Poor Dao is, but Poor Dao can take you to meet the hard-to-see people you want to see but don't necessarily see......"

"Tongue twisters?"

Zhao Pengfei counted his fingers for a long time before he understood what the old god said, so he clapped his hands and said, "Let's go!"

In this way, in the night of the city, two men in strange clothes walked side by side, the back was sad, and in the flickering neon lights, the two shadows flickered and disappeared, colorful, and were stretched by the street lamps for a long time...... It's a long ......

The two turned around the corner of the street, Zhang Dachui suddenly stopped, stared at Zhao Pengfei, and muttered for two seconds: "Bring it!"

Zhao Pengfei was puzzled: "What?"

"One hundred and one!" said loudly.

“……”

Zhao Pengfei said in his heart that this was a robbery?

He sneered in his heart, a little crumb, dared to move his mind with Zhao Ye, hehe sneered, picked up his fist is a move of the black tiger to dig out the heart, the tiger and the tiger are windy, but the big blow body did not move, but slowly floated to the left, Zhao Pengfei punched the air, annoyed and angry, don't you know how to hide? Another move swept away thousands of troops, but saw that the old god stick was still in motion, and he dodged it because of his plausible appearance......

Zhao Pengfei was about to attack again, but he felt that he was sleepy, so he forced another sweeping leg over, and actually lay on the ground - asleep.

But seeing that Zhang was standing in the wind, the jade tree was in the wind, and there was a sense of loneliness of a master, Oh, he smiled evilly, and turned out one hundred and ten yuan from Zhao Pengfei's pocket with skillful techniques, clean and neat, and never dragged mud and water, and coldly glanced at Zhao Pengfei, who was asleep on the ground, and floated away......