Chapter 001 Unlucky Halloween
Today is Halloween, and it is also the most unlucky day that Ye Fan thinks is the most unlucky.
An hour ago, he went to a Halloween carnival with a few good friends. When he was in the haunted house, he suddenly received a call from his girlfriend, although the voice in the haunted house was noisy, but he heard his girlfriend Zhang Qian's words clearly, because Zhang Qian shouted this sentence into the mobile phone, "Ye Fan, you bastard! You are picky and poor, you don't romance with your girlfriend on Halloween, but you go to play with a few single dogs, you don't deserve a girlfriend, you deserve to be single!"
The implication is that Zhang Qian wants to break up with him!
"Xiaoqian, listen to my explanation, hey, hey, Xiaoqian......"
There was a busy beep, and it was obvious that Zhang Qian had hung up the phone.
There were too many people in the haunted house, the sound was too noisy, and the signal was a little weak, Ye Fan hurriedly stuffed his mobile phone into his trouser pocket, squeezed out of the crowded haunted house, and prepared to go outside to make a call to coax Zhang Qian.
When he finally squeezed out of the haunted house, Nima, his trouser pocket was empty, his mobile phone was gone, and eighty percent of it was stolen by pickpockets taking advantage of the chaos.
This Zhang Qian is about to break up, where does Ye Fan still have the heart to play? I ran to the night market next door to the carnival for the first time, and I was going to buy a second-hand mobile phone first.
Not long after arriving at the night market, he met an old man who said that he happened to have a second-hand mobile phone to sell to him for 188 yuan. He was anxious to save the precarious love between him and Zhang Qian, so he gave the money without thinking about it.
One hand to pay the money and one hand to hand over the machine, although 188 is not expensive, but he also picked out from this month's food expenses, so he took the mobile phone and checked it carefully, and found that the mobile phone was black all over, and there was no LOGO. Damn,This thing isn't even a copycat.,It's not a model machine, right?
He had a hunch that he might have been deceived.
When he raised his head and was about to look for the seller, where was the old man still in the crowded night market? Eighty percent of them had met an old liar!
Ye Fan wants to cry without tears, who said that the old man who sells things in the night market against the cold wind is a vulnerable group?
was dumped by his girlfriend, his mobile phone was stolen, and he was deceived by an old man.
Decay three times in a night, it's simply a decay god possession!
Ye Fan felt that today was the darkest day of his life.
"Nima's, 188 bought a broken brick. β
Ye Fan looked at the model machine and was extremely depressed, "The last little food money is gone......
Just when he was talking to himself, a voice suddenly came from this black brick, I wipe, isn't it a model machine?
He hurriedly turned on his mobile phone, the various pages of this mobile phone are no different from ordinary mobile phones, and there are all kinds of commonly used APPs, yo, there is actually Meituan Takeaway.
He saw that the WeChat icon had a red dot, showing that there was information. This is a second-hand mobile phone, this WeChat must be the previous owner's, and it is appropriate to log on to someone else's WeChat?
He hesitated for a while, anyway, the money was given, so it was better to go in and have a look.
After Ye Fan clicked in, he saw that the background of this WeChat was black as the main color, and the name of WeChat was "Gold Medal Shovel Officer". This name is quite peculiar, and the owner of this WeChat has raised pets such as cats and dogs.
It's surprising that this WeChat doesn't have any friends, there is only one WeChat group, and the name of this group is called: "Prefecture Workers General Group".
It's weird, it can't be a coser group, right? He clicked in, and found that there were quite a few people here, and everyone was already chatting. And the names of these members are quite strange, what bull head and horse face, black and white impermanence, four values of gong cao or something. Their avatars don't look like normal people.
"I don't know what you plan to give this time for King Qin Guang's birthday? I'm anxious now, and I don't have a clue. β
"With the public, what else can you give here?"
"It's boring, it's boring, it's all every year. β
"It's Halloween, and nine times out of ten, this group of guys is bored, playing role-playing, and then adding a communication group. What about King Qin Guang, why isn't he the King of Yama? β
Ye Fan saw these guys communicating with each other, these drama spirits are very deep in the play!
He really wanted to reply - you guys are insane, aren't you?
But he still held back, after all, this is not his account, and it is not good to play like this. This mobile phone is a second-hand item that he bought with money, but this WeChat account is not. He plans to exit the account and use it back.
At this time, a beautiful woman with a hot avatar and a WeChat name named 'Meng Xiaotong' took the initiative to add his WeChat, with a sentence: "Brother, I have a big business here, let's talk?"
A woman's name is Xiaotong, and she talks to me about business on a big night?
Ye Fan touched his chin, he wouldn't care about this kind of person before, but there were too many things happening tonight, and he felt the need to change himself.
He looked around, found a public toilet, rushed in, squatted on the pit, and passed the other party's request to add friends: "Beauty, what business do you have to talk to me about?"
Ye Fan was a little excited in his heart, and he had a little more expectation for what would happen next. However, this is often not the case.
"Brother, King Qin Guang's birthday, what are you going to send?" Meng Xiaotong sent a text: "I'm worried here." β
Ye Fan: "......"
Qin Guangwang's birthday? Isn't this the topic of conversation among those group of neurotics? It's okay to talk nonsense in the group, what is it to talk to me in private?
This girl's cliff is in the late stage of secondary disease.
"Haha, I'm amazing, I'm going to burn a luxury single-family villa and eight beauties. Ye Fan squatted in the pit and became poor, anyway, there was nothing to do, so he might as well tease the other party.
"Ouch, my brother is really a local tyrant, and he deserves to be the Yang Patrol Envoy appointed by the people above. The price of the sun is cheap, can my brother burn a supercar on behalf of my sister? Meng Xiaotong replied seriously.
Ye Fan continued to tease: "Of course this is no problem, but I'm squatting in the toilet, if you can bring me the toilet paper, I will promise you." β
Hehe, I'll see how you take the following with this neurotic.
"Brother, there's nothing wrong!" Meng Xiaotong replied.
On the ground, the white light flashed, making Ye Fan a little dazzling, and then, he found that a pack of tissues appeared out of thin air in his hand.
I'm, I'm, what's the situation? What the hell is this?
Ye Fan was frightened by this sudden scene, and almost stumbled and fell into the pit again. He pinched it with his hand, and it ...... Is this Nima real?
"Bad brother, did you get the toilet paper? Remember to write 'Meng Xiaotong congratulates King Qin Guang on his birthday' on the supercar, otherwise he won't be able to receive the drop. There are still some things that people have gone offline first. Thank you, Momoda. β
Meng Xiaotong left such a sentence, and a shy expression, and then went offline.
Ye Fan took a look at the toilet paper in his hand, which showed that it was "Difu Paper Mill", and the suggested retail price was 2 merit points.
He was stunned for a long time, and then looked at the WeChat group on his mobile phone WeChat that was still in heated discussion, and kept breaking out in a cold sweat. Fuck, could it be that you hit a ghost on Halloween?
Isn't this Halloween a Halloween in the West? How can you still bump into Chinese ghosts?
It's over, it's a calf, this ghost named Meng Xiaotong has already given me the toilet paper, if the buddy doesn't help her get things done, maybe the third watch will come to me in the middle of the night to settle accounts.
Ye Fan suddenly felt a cold sweat on his back. I'd rather believe this thing than believe it, buddy is still young, and can't be remembered by ghosts.
Thinking of this, Ye Fan hurriedly wiped his butt with toilet paper produced in the underworld and rushed out of the toilet, came to the carnival site to find his roommates, borrowed some money from them, took a taxi and rushed to the shroud shop as soon as possible, and bought a supercar. In the end, he did not forget to instruct the store to write the words that Meng Xiaotong had explained before with a brush - Meng Xiaotong congratulated King Qin Guang on his birthday.
When he was done, he got a vacant lot and burned the supercar.
"Whew...... Children are not sensible, don't blame me, the immortals. Ye Fan also bowed, at this moment, he knew very well that he was very religious, unprecedentedly religious.
He had just finished burning and was about to go back, when a WeChat prompt sound came again. After opening it, he saw Meng Xiaotong send her a red envelope, and there was a sentence: "Brother's action is so refreshing, the supercar has arrived." Looking forward to the next cooperation, I'm playing mahjong, next time we talk. β
Ye Fan just clicked on the red envelope and found that this was 100 merit points, what was this thing for? When he wanted to ask, the other party was already offline.
"Something is wrong, this WeChat is weird, I can actually contact Yin Si Daxian through it. It seems that it is necessary to study and study well. After a period of nervousness, Ye Fan slowly calmed down, and carefully flipped through the various parts of this weird WeChat, on the whole, there is no difference, what WeChat usually has, there are all here.
In the end, his eyes fell on the 'mall' column in WeChat.
He remembered that there was also this in WeChat in real life, and after clicking in, it was Jingdong Mall. He thought about it for a moment, but clicked in.
This point in,Except for the color tone,And the Jingdong page design is nothing specialγ The color palette here is based on black. Ye Fan took a look and found a lot of amazing things.
"Sell the natal god soldier Fang Tian painting halberd at a low price, just to raise money to buy cosmetics for his wife, and send a set of thunder halberd method when you place an order. As long as 100,000 ~ merit points. "The seller shown here is Lu Bu, a very powerful general in the early stage of the Three Kingdoms.
"The newly developed kidney tonic pill has a fast effect and a long aging time. Only 300 merit points. "This is the shop opened by the famous doctor Sun Simiao in history, this advertising slogan sounds awesome, but Ye Fan clicked on the comment area, and there was a lot of scolding, and many people said it was useless.
In addition to these small sellers who sell their own things, Ye Fan found a large store specializing in literary supplies.
Here is the latest poetry collection signed by Li Bai "Li Taibai's Poems in the Netherworld", Li Qingzhao's "Yi'an Xudu Palace Que Ci", and Lao Remnant's "Old Remnant Difu Travels".
"I'll ...... Isn't this Meng Xiaotong? There is actually a photo album of her here?" Ye Fan's eyes fell, and he saw several cover pictures of Meng Xiaotong, some of which were charming and moving, some of them were pitiful, and some of them were charming.
These photo albums are all on the mall's hot list, and there are a lot of people who buy them, and the reputation in the comment area is very good, all of them are five-star praise.
Ye Fan glanced at it, and knew from the message in the comment area that this Meng Xiaotong was actually not small.
She turned out to be the granddaughter of Meng Po who had a bowl of Meng Po soup on the legendary Nahe Bridge, this status is a typical ghost three generations!
Of course, what attracted Ye Fan's attention the most was the extra-large seller named 'Difu Self-operated'. There are all kinds of strange things presented here, among them, Ye Fan took a fancy to the three monkey hairs that Monkey King left in the underworld in his early years.
According to the product description, these three monkey hairs can be turned into small things in addition to weapons, of course, this is a one-time and time-limited.
He glanced at the price and gasped, 10,000 ~ merit is worth one, this price is really not affordable for ordinary people. He had an idea and went to check his WeChat wallet. If you have enough money, buy these three monkey hairs.
However, he was disappointed, there was only 100 merit points in his wallet, which should have been given to him by Meng Xiaotong just now: "Hey...... The original owner of this mobile phone is estimated to be a poor and short. It's kind of like my buddy. But from today on, I am the new owner of this mobile phone, mobile phone, mobile phone, we can't continue to be poor!"