Chapter 1 Invite the Buddha

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A decorated antique conference room, smoky, at a glance, seems to be vast and boundless, and in the center is a peaceful-looking elder, although smiling, exuding the temperament of a long-time high-occupied.

The conference table is a big oval-shaped guy, and on both sides of it sit a group of dignitaries and dignitaries, in different shapes, most of them are white shirts and jackets, and occasionally a few soldiers in military uniforms, but they can't tell which country's army is the clothing. There are a few thermos cups lined up on the table, and occasionally a few bigwigs suck and sizzle into their mouths.

The camera panned to the head of the elder in the center, and vaguely saw a huge calligraphy work, the font is vigorous, and the framing is luxurious.

The elder in the center looked around, and said leisurely: "The situation you have given back is indeed worth a meeting for us to study, right? ”

At this time, an old man with white hair coughed dryly, picked up the thermos cup and took a sip, and took the lead in speaking: "This ...... Let me first introduce the situation to you, over the years, many things have happened in the mortal world that have made the heavenly court unpleasant, for example, the family members and children of some leaders have taken advantage of their positions to go down to the mortal world privately, and the little gangsters in the mortal world are not clear, and the impact is extremely bad......"

At this time, a handsome senior officer looked unhappy, knocked lightly on the table, and said loudly: "Tai Bai Xing, what do you mean by this?"

The "Tai Bai Xing" with white hair was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and was a little embarrassed, then returned to his normal color and said with a smile: "Erlang Shenjun, don't be careful, I don't mean anything else, just talk about things......"

The "Erlang Shenjun" pushed the water cup in front of him and muttered, "With whom are the two of you......"

The elder in the center turned pale, and said unhappily: "Yang Jian, let you participate in this meeting, not to let you complain and say strange things, you are a military representative who listens to the tone and does not listen to the announcement, be quiet!"

"Erlang Shenjun" Yang Jian frowned, his forehead instantly glowed, he slapped the table, and said angrily: "Uncle...... Uh, Jade Emperor, I respect him Tai Bai Xing is a veteran, who asked him to point fingers at Sang and scold Huai? Who is a little gangster? Little rascal? Why is it so bad?"

A senior officer who had been sitting next to him and watching the excitement hurriedly put a small pagoda shiny and shiny pagoda in his hand on the table, grabbed Yang Jian, and said gently: "Erlang, forget it, Taibai didn't mean to target anyone, you see that you were against your sister at the beginning......

It's okay not to persuade this, but Yang Jian is even more angry when he persuades him, it's not too platinum, but he scolded the senior officer of the Pan Pagoda: "Li Tianwang, you should pay attention to what you say, your sister has just gone down to earth, and your whole family has gone down to earth!"

Li Tianwang looked embarrassed, but he didn't know how to speak.

It's never a big deal to watch the excitement, and at this time, a gloomy voice floated in: "Hehe, are you talking about the Jade Emperor?"

Everyone followed the prestige, but it was a middle-aged man with a pale face, his white eyes were purring, as if he was smiling, and he was holding a glass of water in his hand.

The face of the middle-aged elder instantly turned red, and he pointed at the white-faced middle-aged man and trembled, "Yama, what do you mean by this?"

The white-faced middle-aged man named "Yan Luo" still said without yin or yang: "Jade Emperor, isn't this what Erlang meant?"

At this time, a middle-aged man with a wide nose and wide eyes and a rusty face hurriedly got up when he saw this, and said to the mud: "Don't be angry, don't say a few words, what Tai Bai Xing said is also the actual situation!"

Yang Jian was dragged by Li Tianwang of the Panbao Pagoda, but he yelled at the rusty middle-aged man tit-for-tat: "The actual situation? Ao Guang, your family has educated a good dragon girl? If you don't follow the little hooligans and gangsters in the mortal world, you are not clear, but you are a nine-headed worm of the Demon Dao! What is the result of the recruitment of a son-in-law who is not clear? The idle people in society who collude with the unclear and unclear dare to destroy even the Buddha's scripture study project!"

The rusty man Ao Guang was robbed by Yang Jian for no reason, and he immediately took the case, and said angrily: "Yang Jian, don't spew blood, you have to be responsible for what you say!"

Yang Jian sneered: "I don't dare to be responsible? At the beginning, that nine-headed monster was arrested by me and Sun Monkey, and you have fewer unfavorable remarks against me because of this matter?

Li Tianwang of Panbao Pagoda saw that Yang Jian was poked in the sore spot, and knew that Yang Jian's most annoying thing was that others were talking about his life experience, so he hurriedly persuaded him with kind words: "Okay, don't say it, look what it looks like, Ao Guang, you are also ......"

The rusty man Ao Guang was angry and ruined by Yang Jian's words, and he had nowhere to be angry, seeing Li Jing's serious persuasion, he also shifted the target, and rightly accused Li Jing: "Li Tianwang, I haven't settled Nezha's account with you yet, as the chief soldier of Chentangguan, you teach your son inappropriately, this kid is flying and domineering, and has committed heinous crimes, but you used all kinds of relationships to whitewash him, and he turned into a heavenly court?"

Next to him, a little fresh meat with red lips and white teeth was holding his chin to watch the excitement, and he was stunned when he heard the words, and said in his heart that I didn't recruit anyone to come here for a meeting, how could anyone still mention what happened to him when he was a child? Deng Shi was furious, slapped the table and stood up, pointed at the nose of the rusty man Ao Guang and scolded: "You old thing, why didn't you pull your tendons in the first place?"

The rusty man Ao Guang sneered, pointed at Nezha and said to the Jade Emperor: "Have you seen it, have you seen it?" When the security personnel and my son were killed, I went through the legal process to sue in the heavenly court, and even I was beaten severely by blocking the Nantian Gate, how old is he? You pretended to sentence him to death, what was the result? That Taiyi villain was a dignified fisherman, and he also hired a navy to shape this frenzied second generation of officials into a little hero? A high-flying and domineering second generation of officials killed people and did not pay for their lives, but he actually became a hero! I know, that old thing in Taiyi is your godfather, and your second brother is the secretary of Guanyin Bodhisattva, right? Okay, your family has a hard background, I can't afford to mess with it! God, what kind of world is this?"

After that, he looked at the elder Jade Emperor in the middle with a sad and angry face and said, "Eh...... You're God!"

Before the "God" Jade Emperor could react, "Amitabha!" A Buddha horn sounded, and a female Bodhisattva with a detached temperament and a kind face slowly stood up, not angry or angry, and said calmly: "The poor monk is just attending the meeting, why do you want to bring the poor monk?"

……

The Lingxiao Treasure Hall instantly turned into a pot of porridge, and the sound of ping-pong was endless.

"Nezha, do you dare to be presumptuous in front of the Jade Emperor?"

"God is unfair!"

"Hiccup, with whom?"

"Amitabha...... The Buddha said......"

"What are you looking at?"

"What are you doing?"

The Jade Emperor, the elder in the center, only looked dizzy, and shouted to the secretary next to the weak secretary in the chaotic venue: "Hurry up and invite the Buddha!"

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