Chapter 93: Offering Ugliness
One is willing to fight, the other is willing to suffer. Ahem, one is willing to teach, the other is willing to learn.
In short, the relationship between the master and apprentice of Emiya Shirou and Hikifune Kiryu was established very smoothly, and soon, Hikifune Kiryu took Emiya Shirou to their special battlefield - the kitchen and carried out actual combat!
"What do you mean by cooking?" Kiryu asked at the beginning.
Emiya Shirou's head was tilted,
"Cooking is cooking?"
"Stupid!" Saruki's voice sounded behind him.
"What are you doing here!" shouted Emiya Shirou angrily.
"I'll come with me to see what's going on! I'm going to be where I'm going!" said Saruki Hishiri unceremoniously.
Earlier, Kiryu had already begun to take the initiative to speak,
"Cooking, as the name suggests, is a kitchen, an art. The art of the kitchen, the art of the chef, the art of cooking, the art of eating, and at the same time the art of enjoying life. ”
"So, cooking is an art. Saruki-rishi replied beside her, judging from the previous conversation, she may have been taught the same thing before.
"Xiao Rishili is right. Kiryu continued, "These pots, bowls, scoops, basins, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, in my eyes, are all works of art. We can't cook for the sake of cooking, but we have to make it a very happy thing, just like creating a work of art to make zuò food!"
"I see. Emiya Shirou touched his chin and nodded.
"I think Wei Gongjun, you took the initiative to worship me as a teacher and learn cooking, you must have already experienced this kind of fun. Kiryu said.
Emiya Shirou shook his head,
"Finish, complete, no, yes. ”
"Then why did you learn to cook?!" Kiryu exclaimed in surprise as she approached.
"Cooking for the sake of cooking. Emiya Shirou looked at Kiryu and replied honestly.
Boom!
Kiryu fell to the ground, and his enthusiasm was extinguished by a basin of cold water from Emiya Shirou.
"I'm tired and I want to go back and get some sleep. Kiryu bowed and said in a very low voice.
"Master, you haven't taught me anything!" said Emiya Shirou as he grabbed Kiryu by the towing boat, "I may not have experienced that kind of fun yet, but once I learn it, I may be able to experience that kind of fun." ”
"You can't learn without that kind of stupid enthusiasm. Ape Persimmon said lightly on the side.
"But I have a fool's goal!" said Emiya Shirou affirmed.
"Okay, you go and make a random dish for me to taste first, I want to see your level first. Kiryu said.
"Do what?" asked Emiya Shirou.
"Let's just use those ready-made ingredients. Kiryu said, pointing.
"Very good! Then I'll make a fool of myself!"
・・・・・・
A quarter of an hour later,
Kiryu: "......"
Saruki: "......"
Emiya Shirou: "......"
The three of them held chopsticks and couldn't put them off for a long time.
Finally, Kiryu couldn't help but ask,
"May I ask Wei Gongjun, what are you doing here?"
"Isn't that obvious? Emiya Shirou pointed to the pot with chopsticks,
"Tomatoes. "A piece of red object that has not been peeled, has been cut into pieces, and is completely shapeless.
"Eggs. "It's easy to recognize, it's really easy to recognize, because you just break the shell of the egg and throw it into the pot to cook.
"Soup. "Crystal clear boiled water.
Ape Kashiri raised his head, looked at Emiya Shirou seriously, and said,
"You're really here to make a fool of yourself. I'm just not interested, and you're completely talented!"
"You owe a beating, don't you?!" Emiya Shirou was immediately furious, no matter what, this was also the fruit of his hard work.
"What's the matter!What's the matter!!You're going to hit me if you have a kind~~ I also learn to cook, and I ~~~~~" Sarukiki made a grimace at Shiro Guardian Palace.
Boom!
On this side, Kiryu fell to the ground again,
"I want to go back and get some sleep......"
"Master, don't do this!" Emiya Shirou rushed over and forcibly helped Kiryu up, "Even if you learn it from scratch, teach me quickly, I don't have much time!"
"Huh?" Kirumi opened his eyes and was stunned.
"Oh, I guess you don't have much time. Emiya Shirou hurriedly changed his words.
"Bastard, what are you talking about!" suddenly a cross-legged flew over the ape Persimi.
Emiya Shirou dodged easily, dodging the attack of Saruki. Crackling, the tomboy crashed headlong into the kitchenware.
"Well, I mean, I'm in dire need of this cooking. I don't have much time to learn, and you don't have much time to teach me. Emiya Shirou went around and around, finally turning the topic in the normal direction.
After all, at this time, no one should have known that Kiryu was going to be promoted to Team Zero. (In the manga, Harusui said, "Actually, you don't have to rush so much", indicating that the order left shortly after the order came down, so I shouldn't know at this time)
"Bastard, I'll kill you!" another cross-legged flew out of the pile.
Emiya Shirou's head didn't deviate, he simply moved sideways, and flashed again.
You can imagine the current state of Emiya Shirou and Hibibune Kiryu, Emiya Shirou is holding each other, moving his feet at will, if you add some music, the two are simply dancing.
"How much time is left?" asked Kiryu directly.
"About a year, a little more. Emiya Shirou thought for a while and said, he didn't want to say it directly for two years, it would definitely cause some unnecessary suspicion at that time.
"You bastard!" Missile launch in the day of the world ~~~~ boom!
"What do you learn to cook?" Kiryu continued to ask.
"What are you doing?" Emiya Shirou was stunned for a moment, and replied as a matter of course, "Naturally, it is good food for people to eat." ”
"It's not good to do bad things. Kiryu replied.
"How do you do something bad?" asked Emiya Shirou curiously.
Kiryu's face was straight.
"I won't let you go!" "The missile was launched again~~~~ boom!
"Don't underestimate cooking, it's no exaggeration to say that it might even rule the world. Kiryu said seriously.
Emiya Shirou's eyelids jumped, is the legendary dark culinary world......
"In short, it is theoretically impossible for you to learn how to cook in such a short time. So, I also had to teach you how to create a temporary soul and put it into the body. Kiryu said as he looked at Shirou Emiya.
"Well, I mean, is this thing really that useful? I mean the taste. Emiya Shirou couldn't help asking, he just didn't want to learn these miscellaneous things, and in the end he found that it was completely useless.
"It's good! Ignore me!" "Hiseri missile version 1.02 launched~~~~ boom!
"Of course it works! And for you, it's still absolutely useful! Simply put, it's a technique that makes the ingredients themselves extremely delicious. In this way, the requirements for your cooking skills will naturally be much lower. Kiryu explains, "You don't even need to cook at all, it's delicious to eat raw!"