71 Unfortunately, I didn't have a chance to use it
After dinner, I stayed at Liu Xiaomei's house for a while, and then said goodbye and left.
When the door was closed, Zhang was afraid to breathe lightly, and after this pass, he just didn't know what Aunt Liu would think of herself.
Slowly went downstairs, and when he walked out, he subconsciously looked up and saw Liu Xiaomei standing on the balcony on the fourth floor waving at him, and at the same time giving him a flying kiss.
Zhang was afraid to learn from the Korean drama, so he gently held the flying kiss with both hands and sent it to his chest, making a happy and sweet expression. Liu Xiaomei laughed on it.
Zhang Wei waved his hand again and turned to leave.
Although the relationship between the two has not yet begun, Mr. Zhang must think that he has met his mother-in-law...... Well, that's seen. The next thing is, typing and working.
The world has changed, typing remains the same, typing is eternal, the story is eternal, for love, typing for a lifetime, the most romantic thing I can think of is to type slowly with you......
Starting from here, it is relatively close to the gym, but there are many people in that place, and he hesitates to go back to happiness, and he wants to type with peace of mind.
Unexpectedly, there was a fight in happiness.
Because of the demolition, Zhang Laosi came back with two big dogs, and then he was unlucky. Zhang Laosi closed the door of the courtyard, and he stood at the door with two kitchen knives in his hands.
When Zhang was afraid to go downstairs to his house, he happened to encounter a police car. There were many people gathered in front to watch the excitement.
I don't know why, Zhang was afraid that something was wrong, so he ran over to see, and ran until he reached the intersection of Zhang Laosi's house, so he understood.
There is no need to go in at all, looking at the police car in front, and then the many people in front, and the voices that come out, Zhang is afraid to turn around and run.
It's the same road I walked last time, and I climbed over the wall to enter Zhang Laosi's house.
Standing in the courtyard gate was Zhang Laosi's lover, as well as two big black dogs.
It is always said that dogs understand human nature, and these two black guys are really sensible, although they want to rush out to fight for their masters. But they also knew that the owner didn't want them to move, and the two big guys were very quiet and anxious. A dog plows the ground from time to time, and a dog occasionally spins in a circle.
Zhang was afraid to jump into the yard, and the two big dogs looked back, then looked at the closed gate again.
Zhang Laosi's lover was overjoyed when he saw Zhang Yu coming in, and whispered, "Get it away." ”
Zhang was afraid to trot to the big dog and whispered, "Follow me." "Grab a collar in one hand and drag the two dogs to the wall.
The two big guys have escaped from this place twice, and they have also seen Zhang Wei many times, and they are very obedient to follow him.
A bicycle was parked in the yard, Zhang was afraid to let go of the two dogs, pushed the bicycle to the wall, stood on the back seat, made a jumping gesture to the big dog, and then opened his arms.
The big dog looked back at the hostess, and saw that there was no opinion, and one of them jumped lightly...... Zhang was afraid that he almost didn't catch it, and the bicycle was also driven, but fortunately, Zhang was afraid to react quickly, climbed the wall with one hand, stabilized the bicycle with his feet, and strangled the big dog with the other hand.
When the bike is stable, hold the big dog against the wall with both hands, and the big dog stands.
Zhang was afraid to open his arms to the other dog, and used the same means to make the big dog stand on the wall.
Hop off the bike and push some distance. Take two steps back to run, climb the wall, jump lightly, and then open your arms to the big dog, and the two big dogs jump off one after the other. Zhang was afraid to hug them one by one, put them on the ground, and ran away with the two dogs.
There are people outside, and you definitely can't go out, so if you run inside, you will drill into the alley.
In front is Zhu San'er's house, Zhu San'er was locked up for two and a half years because of a fight, his parents divorced early, and they each have families, and Zhu San'er's family only has an empty house and a small yard.
Zhang was afraid to carry the two dogs to the wall, so he jumped in again. When one man and two dogs entered the small courtyard, he buckled the shovel to the ground, and he sat on it, holding a big dog in one hand, and whispered: "Our brothers and sons are really miserable." ”
Don't look at the two big dogs who often bark at him, but they really haven't bitten him. At this time, he was also extremely obedient, quietly lying on Zhang Wei's lap, lying still.
Zhang was afraid to call the fat man and ask who was at home.
The fat man replied: "No one is home, do you have something?"
Zhang was afraid and said, "There are more than ten or twenty of you, but none of them are at home?"
The fat man thought about it and said, "The big cat may be there." ”
Zhang was afraid to say: "He will forget it." ”
The big cat is not an ordinary pick, Zhang is afraid that it is careful enough, and when he encounters a big cat, he can only call the ancestor. That guy picks the pervert,
In general, there will always be a particularly stingy man in a TV series, before meeting the big cat, Zhang was afraid that the screenwriter was, why is there a stingy ghost in every TV series?
Whatever you do with the big cat, he must eat it back. Even if you ask for a phone number, even if you help bring something home, he will eat you.
He will also remember everyone's birthday, and between half past five and six in the afternoon on your birthday, he will definitely call to congratulate you and ask where you are. As long as you're on your birthday, he'll definitely come. After I came, I said that I didn't call him for dinner, which was not interesting enough......
Zhang is afraid of not being afraid of meeting hooligans, he is afraid of meeting such ruthless people. After seeing it twice, I just rejected it.
Seeing that Zhang was afraid of not waiting to see the big cat, the fat man smiled: "Actually, the big cat is a good person." ”
Zhang was afraid and said: "Are you disgusting or not, come, who do you say is the bad guy?"
The fat man smiled and asked, "What's the matter with you?" or should I go back?"
Zhang was afraid and said: "The dog beater is coming, come back, go to Zhang Laosi's house to have a look." ”
The fat man said yes and hung up.
Zhang is afraid that he is just waiting here, waiting for news.
I didn't want to wait for more than two hours, and I received a call from the fat man at six o'clock in the evening: "Where are you?"
"Zhu San'er's house. Zhang Wei replied.
The fat man said: "Keep staying, the police didn't leave and arrested Zhang Laosi." ”
"How long will you stay?" said Zhang, "I haven't worked yet!"
"You won't die if you work one day less. The fat man said.
Zhang was afraid to say: "You know a fart." ”
"I know what matters even if I know a, and if you don't care about those two dogs, just go home and work. The fat man said.
Zhang was afraid and said depressedly: "Why don't the police leave?"
"Catching dogs, of course. The fat man asked, "Would you like to get you something to eat?"
Zhang was afraid to look at the two big guys and said, "Get two chicken legs and feed the dogs." ”
"Damn, you're so extravagant. "The fat man hung up the phone.
Half an hour later, the phone rang again, and the fat man said, "You go and stand by the door, and I'll pretend to go forward and throw things at you." ”
Zhang was afraid and said: "As for it, it's the same as the Anti-Japanese War drama?"
"As for Mom, as for Dad!" the fat man said: "There is a police car at the intersection, one downstairs in your house, one in front of the door of Zhang Laosi's house, and many black dogs in front of the city, you pray." ”
"Holy. Zhang Wei couldn't help but curse: "As for not dragging the thief, it's not so strict, right?"
"Now you're a thief, come out and pick things up. The fat man said.
Zhang was afraid and said: "You slow down, I'll give you the key later, and you go to my house and bring the computer." ”
"Uncle, you were a May Day medal winner in your last life, right?" The fat man said, "I'm here, you hurry up." ”
Zhang was afraid to say, "It's coming." He patted the two big dogs, moved away, and slowly stood up and walked to the door.
The fat man asked on the phone, "Did you see me?"
"See. Zhang was afraid to walk out a little.
The fat man looked back and forth, quickly hung the plastic bag in his hand on the door, Zhang was afraid to take it, the fat man strode forward, and said to the mobile phone as he walked: "What else do you want?"
"Go and ask, whether it's a thief or a dog? Why is there such a big battle?" Zhang was afraid that he couldn't believe it, so he used the police again and again without restriction in order to beat the two dogs? Didn't the public security bureau always say that the police force was insufficient?
The fat man said to wait, hung up the phone and went to inquire about the news.
Zhang was afraid to carry the plastic bag and go back to the corner of the wall to sit down, open it and see, there were a total of three chicken legs, as well as catties of buns, and two bottles of mineral water.
Distribute the chicken legs to the big dog, the big dog is not polite to him, let's chirp and bite it, Zhang is afraid to drink saliva, and then eat buns.
The big dog can eat it, and after a chicken leg and a bun, he is satisfied, and he is very comfortable leaning on Zhang and lying down. Zhang was afraid to feed them water again.
Half an hour later, the fat man called: "Even if Zhang Laosi is unlucky, he quarreled with him that the deputy district chief is going to be promoted to district chief, I rely on, what is the procedure for the promotion of cadres?
Zhang is afraid to understand. When that guy was the deputy district chief, the people below slapped him on the back, but the shooting was unsuccessful. Now that he has been promoted to district chief, of course, he is more diligent in his sycophancy. Especially Zhang Laosi has played the police more than once, and the big dog is obviously at home, but he can't find it when he searches for it.
After doing this twice, the police leader was angry, not only didn't let me slap my ass, but also slapped me in the face again and again, who are you cleaning up if you don't clean up?
Zhang Wei asked, "What about the computer?"
The fat man said angrily: "Did you give me the key?"
Zhang was afraid: "I forgot." ”
"Stay inside, wait for the cops to leave, I'll, police dogs! they're here with police dogs!" shouted the fat man.
Zhang was also stunned, so he reluctantly said again: "As for not to!"
The fat man asked, "What now?"
Zhang was afraid to ponder: "The path to the north, is it still open?"
"I don't know, it's been a few years. The fat man said, "I can't do anything, so the police dog smells it and chases after it." ”
Zhang was afraid and said, "Really...... Forcing me to swear. ”
The fat man smiled: "You are talking dirty, and you are still forcing you to speak?"
Zhang was afraid to say: "Don't talk nonsense, where is the police dog now?"
"At the intersection, I guess I'm waiting for someone, so I'll go in right away. The fat man replied.
Zhang was afraid that he had no choice, so he drank the mineral water in one go and threw it away. Pat the two big dogs: "Run away with buddies." ”
Say to the fat man: "Wait for me on the north path with a dog leash, hurry up." ”
"Damn, where are you going to get the leash?" scolded the fat man.
"Any rope will do!" Zhang Wei shouted, hung up the phone and called the turtle: "Drive your broken car, come to the north intersection of Xingfuli, don't ask the reason, can you get there in fifteen minutes?"
The turtle said, "Hopefully." "Hang up.
Zhang was afraid to take two dogs to the door. How to get in and how to get out, get the two big guys out of the yard and take them north. After waiting a little longer at the intersection, the fat man ran over panting and looked left and right: "Where's the dog?"
Zhang Wei asked, "What about the rope?"
The fat man threw over a ball of hemp rope, Zhang was afraid to take it, turned around and entered the alley, where the three-wheeled mouse was parked, and the two big dogs were hidden behind the butt of the car.
Tie the rope to the collar, Zhang was afraid and said to the fat man, "You stay and monitor." ”