Chapter 166: Fat Times
"Then do you think it would be better for me to sleep there until you wake up?!" Enomiya Shirou asked directly.
"You! You're quibbling!" Matsumoto Ranju shouted, still pretending to be stupid with her, do you really think she doesn't know anything? Yes, in Emiya Shirou's cognition, he didn't leave any evidence, so naturally he would be cheeky and refuse to admit it.
"It's not me quibbling, it's you're making trouble. I said, are you still drunk, do you want to take a shower first, then sleep, calm down? Emiya Shiro said.
"Take a bath!" Matsumoto Ranju's eyes narrowed, when he was already suspicious of a person, then this person was very suspicious no matter what he said, "Okay, you want to wash away all the traces of your spiritual pressure left on my body and completely destroy the evidence, right?"
Emiya Shirou's eyes rolled and said helplessly,
"Please, yesterday we drank together, came back together, and indeed lay down together for so long, there must be traces of spiritual pressure, can this kind of thing be used to talk about it? Everything has to be evidenced, have I done anything to you, even if you are drunk, you will not feel it yourself? You will never say what I did to you, and you were already awake at the time, but continue to pretend to be asleep, let me finish it, and then come to the door now! I said, did you have some strange dream, in a half-dreaming and half-awake state, and took the dream seriously?"
This is the most likely situation that Emiya Shirou thinks will happen at the moment, after all, Matsumoto Ranju is not a night one, although he occasionally likes to be coquettish and make ambiguous jokes, but he will never do this. Except for Miss Yaichi, who else would take pleasure in torturing him Emiya Shirou. The reason why Matsumoto Ranju is coquettish is nothing more than asking for money, things, holidays, etc., but now, has she mentioned any conditions?
If you have a deluded dream, especially a dream that has some connection with reality, it is easy to confuse reality with dreams, and mistakenly think that the things in the dream have really happened.
Listening to Emiya Shirou's words, Matsumoto Ranju's face turned red, ashamed and angry, Emiya Shirou actually said that it was a dream, doesn't that mean that she Matsumoto Ranju had a spring X dream, and the male protagonist in the dream is still him Emiya Shirou?! Matsumoto Ranju gritted his teeth, and faced Emiya Shirou who opened his eyes and said nonsense, he couldn't speak at all for a while. Of course, Matsumoto Ranju is not without evidence, but now, it is really impossible to come out.
It turns out that after waking up in front of him, Emiya Shirou is no longer around, and of course Matsumoto Ranju will not be surprised by this, because it should be like this usually. However, after waking up, Matsumoto Ranju faintly felt some discomfort in his lower body (hey, of course, not the kind you imagined), this is not the discomfort after being violated, but an uncomfortable, unnatural, and uncoordinated feeling. Soon, Matsumoto Ranju found the reason - her fat times were worn backwards?!
Could it be that I came back drunk last night and changed my clothes in a daze, so I wore it backwards? Of course not! Because this is the one I wore yesterday, and I ran outside all day yesterday without noticing anything abnormal, so naturally it is impossible to wear it backwards yesterday. So, Matsumoto Ranju immediately thought of a very bad possibility.
Matsumoto Ranju hurriedly asked the maid, but the news he got was: Except for Emiya Shirou who left early in the morning, no one has been here since then!
The truth is pretty obvious, isn't it?
Although Matsumoto Ranju is also reluctant to doubt Emiya Shirou, but the Emiya family is no longer the former Emiya family, as a high-ranking nobleman, he is in the Sifeng Yuan clan surrounded by many masters, and there are two captain-level masters such as Emiya Shirou and Matsumoto Ranju in the family, it can be said that if there is no captain-level strength, dare to break in lightly, can you break in lightly? Moreover, from the time Emiya Shirou left to the time Matsumoto Ranju woke up, there was not much time in between, and the other party could pick the time so accurately? You must know that it was already dawn at that time, and it was impossible to do anything bad at that time. Except for Emiya Shirou himself, who knew in advance that Emiya Shirou would leave in the morning, so it is not quite in line with the idea of waiting for the opportunity.
The most important thing is that people who have this kind of strength and will come to do such boring things, in the entire corpse soul world, in addition to the old pervert of Jingle Chunshui, there is only the little pervert of Emiya Shirou! And seriously, although Jingle Chunshui is also a pervert, but Matsumoto Ranju thinks that Jingle Chunshui is not so obscene, tell meat jokes, and look at the little yellow X book is already the limit of Jingle Chunshui (Jingle Chunshui: Look down on me, right). This kind of thing looks like it was done by Emiya Shirou, a lewd villain, colorless and colorless, and he didn't really do that step, obviously Emiya Shirou was worried about how to face it if she Matsumoto Ranju woke up!
Now, as soon as Matsumoto Ranju closes his eyes, the scene of Emiya Shirou sneaking up on her clothes and doing something unsightly will come to mind, and then hurriedly put on her clothes and run away.
Matsumoto Ranju has been in Emiya's house for so many years, and he still doesn't know what kind of person Emiya Shirou is? Maybe in some ways, Emiya Shirou is really good, but he is a real pervert. Emiya Shirou and the vice captain of the 12th team have a dirty skin and meat transaction in private, don't think that Matsumoto Ranju doesn't know! As soon as he sees a beautiful woman, Emiya Shirou will only think with his lower body, not to mention that she Matsumoto Ranju is so tempting.
Don't think you can forget it if you don't really do it!
"I'll go find Miss Yaichi to complain!" Matsumoto Ranju immediately decided, now, only Yoyi can subdue Emiya Shirou, and for Miss Yodaichi, does she need evidence?
"Hey, don't mess around!" exclaimed.
Matsumoto Ranju sneered,
"Is your heart empty now?"
"You can't frame me with unwarranted things, just say what you want, I'm afraid of you, okay. Emiya Shirou compromised.
"Oh, is it really okay for anything?" asked Matsumoto Ranju as he approached.
"Of course!" Emiya Shirou nodded hurriedly.
"Well, I want to-get out!"
"Hey, wait!"
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"Lord Night, if you want to play tricks, just play tricks on that guy, why bother involving Matsumoto Ranju as well?" asked Broken Bee, poor Emiya Shirou, it was already very normal to play tricks on him in Broken Bee's eyes.
"Won't both of them regain their spirits in this way?!" said Yoichi.
"One of the night!"
Broken Bee suddenly had little stars in his eyes, what a gentle, careful, sensitive, and great night man~~ Seeing that Emiya Shirou and Matsumoto Ranju were both in a depressed mood and drinking alcohol to escape from reality, they did this kind of thing, which made both of them regain their spirits. Brush off your clothes and go away, and hide your merit and fame!
At this moment, Yeyi's eyes are shining, because that's fun.
After that, Yoyi kindly took Matsumoto Ranju to check the spiritual pressure residue on his body, and found that from morning to the moment, the spiritual pressure of other people on Matsumoto Ranju was only the spiritual pressure of Yeichi except for Emiya Shirou's, and Yeyi's spiritual pressure was naturally thought to have been stained just now, so he completely confirmed Emiya Shirou's crime. Matsumoto Ranju had no doubts in his heart, but he was also relieved. It is undeniable that Matsumoto Ranju is absolutely very despisable now, but at the same time she is glad that it is really Emiya Shirou and not some other inexplicable man. Matsumoto Ranju's mood is really complicated.
Since then, the huge Emiya family, Emiya Shirou can no longer find a cronies, or they are married like Scarlet Zhen, and all those who stay have become Miss Yeyi's faction. Unite as one, unanimously to Emiya Shirou......
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In order to "celebrate" the opening of the student party, let's add another chapter tomorrow.
PS: The girls and the ones who look like girls (⊙o⊙), pay attention to safety, and they have been getting better recently