Chapter 604: It's all money
"So I'm going to make a fortune, and when the time comes, I will buy my mother a cemetery with the best feng shui, and the rest of the money will buy a villa, buy a famous car, and travel abroad all day long. The more Ah Fa spoke, the more energetic he became, his eyes were shining, "I eat seafood every day, all kinds of roast meat, and sleep on a big bed with a mattress!" It stands to reason that many people have said this kind of fantasy dream, but when I heard Ah Fa talk about it, I didn't think it was ridiculous, but a little pitiful.
I said, "Thai amulets can basically be transferred and increase wealth, depending on what price you can afford." After saying that, I looked at Ah Fa's clothes. His black T-shirt is still embroidered with Meng Tejiao's LOGO on his left chest, but it looks wrinkled, and the flowers of the LOGO are about to fall, I really don't know how many times I have washed it, I don't know how many times I bought it, and I didn't buy it myself, and the old clothes thrown by others.
Ah Fa said unhappily: "Boss Tian, you can't judge people by their appearance like this, right? No matter how poor I am, I can get a few hundred yuan!" I laughed out loud, saying that the slowest effect of the genuine card is about two thousand, the yin card is three or four thousand, and the evil card has to be four thousand. Your few hundred dollars are only enough to ask for two transfer bracelets at most, and wear them on your left and right wrists separately.
"Then does this bracelet also have an effect?" Ah Fa opened his mouth wide and hurriedly asked. I said that it can play a very good decorative effect, as for whether you can make a fortune, it depends on when you can find a rich relative, and write your name in the will before you die. Ah Fa flattened his mouth and asked me what I meant by what I just said. I gave him a simple science popularization of what is called the real card, the yin card, the evil card, the ancient man Tong, the human fetus passing by, the little ghost boy and the mountain spirit, after listening, Ah Fa wanted to say something several times, and swallowed it back, and finally muttered quietly, saying that if you want to please, please ask for the best effect.
I asked, "Where do you live now?" Ah Fa said that he was still in his uncle's old house in the south of the city. I asked how far it was from here, and Ah Fa said it wasn't too far, more than a dozen kilometers. I said that you don't have a job now, you live by stealing chickens and dogs, and you have a meal but not a meal, so what to ask for the best effect.
Ah Fa snorted his teeth and didn't say a fart for a long time. Suddenly, curious, I asked him what was the most valuable thing he had stolen, or the most cash. Ah Fa rolled his eyes and looked at me, and then looked around, and found that no one was paying attention, and whispered: "Two gold necklaces, sold for 6,000 yuan in a pawn shop!" I thought to myself, this is not a small amount, and asked how long the 6,000 yuan spent, how many months, buy myself a few good clothes, eat a few more seafood.
"Probably...... Five or six days. "Ah Fa is a little lacking in confidence. I was surprised and asked if it was five or six months or five or six days. Ah Fa said: "Five or six days, less than a week. "I asked how to spend so fast, to visit the heavens and the earth, Ah Fa said no, is to buy a thousand yuan lottery tickets, a thousand dollars six. I thought to myself, with your kind of flower, I'm afraid 60,000 won't take half a month.
Ah Fa asked me if there was the best cost performance, the price was relatively cheap, but the effect of making a fortune was good, let me tell him an example. I thought about it, went through all the recent business of customers seeking money in my mind, and told him a few, including Song Jiang, who opened the conversation when he first became a card dealer, asked for crocodile claws, telephone fraudsters raised little ghosts and became very rich, and invited Lao Qin, a mountain spirit, to make a crooked fortune. I hid the name and location of the client, and Ah Fa was stunned when I heard it, and my saliva was about to flow.
"I want that little ghost!" Ah Fa said, "Damn, that fraudster can make so much money, millions or tens of millions, how much will it cost if it is piled together? At least it must be able to fill a big cardboard box, right?"
I couldn't help laughing, thinking that I still want a little ghost, you are not a ghost now, and said: "You can fill two cardboard boxes, but the problem is that you can see from your dress that there are not many jobs that cost thousands of dollars, so what else do you have to ask for a card!" Ah Fa didn't dare to refute and began to chat with me. Ask me where I'm from, what kind of business I have in Guangzhou, and how long I can stay. I said just to play, two or three months at most.
Ah Fa thought for a while: "Then I really have to hurry." "I understand what he means, and I need to steal more things as soon as possible. This is a lack of morality, I said that if you use the stolen money to ask for a Buddhist medallion from me, then I will not become a merchant who sells stolen goods, this is not good.
"Then what do you want me to do?" Ah Fa asked. I said how do I know, you still have to find a serious job, slowly save more money by yourself, and have a few thousand yuan to ask for a yin card first, and then do some small business, and slowly get rich. Ah Fa was obviously not very impressed with my plan and didn't say anything.
The wonton noodles had already been eaten, and there were fewer and fewer diners in the restaurant, so it was inconvenient to talk to Ah Fa about stealing the cards, so I proposed to go home and take a shower and sleep. Ah Fa didn't say much, but he didn't mean to settle the bill. I asked the boss how much it was, and then looked at Ah Fa with his eyes. Ah Fa's expression was like doing something wrong, and I knew that this guy had no money, so I took out twelve yuan to pay the bill. Outside the restaurant, I asked strangely, "How can you go back to the outskirts of the city if you don't have money so late without a bus?"
Ah Fa said: "Walk around, there are a lot of benches in the park in front of me, and I can sleep there for a night, except that there are too many mosquitoes, which is very cool." I thought to myself, what he said by "walking around" is probably looking for an opportunity to steal, but fortunately the summer in Guangzhou is relatively hot, and it doesn't matter if you sleep on the street at night. Before leaving, Ah Fa asked me how much that little ghost would cost, and I said that the minimum was 25,000 yuan.
After seven or eight days, Ah Fa's matter gradually forgot, people like him who can't even steal enough to eat, wanting to raise a little ghost is just an international joke, and I didn't take it seriously.
At two o'clock in the morning, I suddenly heard someone knocking on the door. I got up in a daze, and looked out of the door mirror vigilantly, and it was Ah Fa. When I asked what was going on, he looked left and right, nervously telling me to open the door quickly, there was something urgent. Since the supper a few days ago, I've become less wary of him, and I don't think this guy is the kind of person who likes to use violence, and he doesn't have the guts. So he opened the door, and Ah Fa flashed in, wearing a light gray jacket with an excited expression on his face.
"What's the matter?" I yawned, thinking to myself that it wasn't so cold in the middle of the night in Guangzhou, why did he wear such a thick one.
Ah Fa sat on the sofa and waved to me. I walked over, he unzipped his jacket, and took out a men's handbag from it, bulging, and the metal logo on it seemed to be Jinlilai. Opening the zipper, Ah Fa excitedly showed me: "Boss Tian, look!" The bag contained thick banknotes, pink and full of 100 yuan. I was surprised and asked where he was from. In fact, this is all nonsense, ask where the thief's purse full of money came from.