When all the Tuvaluans had successfully migrated to the Auckland Islands, Li arranged for Burns to hold a press conference. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"As of today, the Auckland Islands are officially renamed New Tuvalu. The supreme leader of the country is Tarek II, and the government is composed of a Prime Minister appointed by His Majesty the King, with the Ministers of National Security, the Coordinating Minister for Economic and Social Policy, the Minister of Finance, the Minister of Trade and Industry, and the Minister of Manpower......"

"I am the first Prime Minister of New Tuvalu, personally appointed by His Majesty the King, and I hereby announce the establishment of the Supreme Court, the Attorney-General's Office, the National Security Service, the New Tuvalu Police, the Customs, the Immigration Department, the Correctional Services, the Fire Services Department, the Government Flying Service, the Auxiliary Medical Service and the Civil Aid Service. ”

"New Tuvalu will form its own national defense constitution, implement a compulsory military service system, and the supreme commander will be His Majesty Tarek II, and set up 3 rank generals (lieutenant general, major general, brigadier general), 3 rank colonel, 4 rank lieutenant officer......"

"Establish a parliament, formed by elected members. The Prime Minister has the power to form a cabinet by selecting members from Parliament. ”

The content of this press conference is actually not new, and it is basically the composition of a well-established national polity.

But the meaning of this conference is completely different.

Some netizens commented: "What are so many moths doing in a country with a bigger fart?"

"You know what? It's called a sparrow, but it's small, and it's all sorted. If a country wants to develop, it must first improve its own physique and ensure social stability. ”

"Then why didn't Tuvalu set up so much mess in the past?"

"That's because the previous Tuvalu settings didn't work. With so many government agencies, not only do you need enough money, but you also need to have a large enough population. Half a year ago, what did Tuvalu say? I heard that even drinking water needs to be imported from foreign countries, and even needs assistance from other countries to ensure the supply of drinking water. ”

"I agree that Tuvalu has money now, but one thing should not be forgotten, and that is that Tuvalu does not have enough people now. He has set up so many functional departments, but there are not so many civil servants at all, isn't it still the same superficial work and formalism?"

"Population? Don't you know that Tuvalu has opened up several batches of immigration qualifications? And when they have enough places to live, they will definitely open immigration qualifications again, otherwise, so many buildings in the new Tuvalu plan are for ghosts to live in." ”

"It's only more than 600 square kilometers in total, which is not as big as the city in my hometown, how many people can it support?"

"Singapore has more than 5 million people, and their land area is only 713 square kilometers, how much larger is it than New Tuvalu? As for how much area to fill in? I don't think it will be small with His Majesty's usual generosity in New Tuvalu. ”

"Speaking of which, I applied for immigration to New Tuvalu and I've been approved, and I'm thinking about whether to go. ”

"Upstairs, I'll pay $100,000 for your immigration qualifications. Of course, you have to agree that I will have plastic surgery to look like you. ”

"Don't be stupid upstairs, the New Tuvalu immigration application will also verify fingerprints and other information, even if you have plastic surgery, it is useless. ”

……

In addition to the overly new Tuvalu polity, there is a lot of talk about how the New Zealand government will react.

"Do you think the New Zealand government still dares to forcibly reclaim the Auckland Islands, or the new Tuvalu now?"

"Why don't you dare? A single missile salvo could wipe out New Tuvalu. ”

"If New Tuvalu is wiped out, is it necessary for the New Zealand Government to take back New Tuvalu?

"Is there something wrong with the heads upstairs, how can the New Zealand government take a fancy to those tens of billions of dollars in investment? They just don't want to have a force that can threaten their national security. ”

"What's really wrong with the head upstairs, are you an idiot? Australia is not far from New Zealand, and the military is much stronger than New Tuvalu, why don't you see New Zealand protesting against Australia's annual military budget?"

"Agreed, the United States and China still have nuclear weapons, and they can even hit most countries in the world with intercontinental missiles, so why don't they openly protest that they want to destroy all nuclear weapons and intercontinental missiles? ”

"Sympathize with the people of New Zealand for a minute, if you want to blame, blame your government for being kicked in the head by a donkey, but judging from the performance of His Majesty the King of New Tuvalu, he is still quite merciful, otherwise, if the cyber attack is extended for another ten minutes, a large-scale riot will break out in New Zealand." ”

"I think this is the cleverness of His Majesty the King, to give you a ruthless way to let you know how powerful I am, and I won't cause you too much damage, lest the other party die in the net. ”

"I wonder what the New Zealand government is going to do when it sees the launch of New Tuvalu?

……

The discussion is heating up on the Internet, while the New Zealand government is in dire straits.

Demonstrations began all over the country, and those countries and forces that had previously supported themselves in finding trouble with Tuvalu closed their mouths and began to solve the problems they might face, while New Tuvalu held a press conference at this time and slapped the New Zealand government in the face.

"What the hell is going to do?"

After a few days of cabinet meetings, parliamentary discussions, the New Zealand government found that there was no solution to the problem. Moreover, in response to the slap in the face of New Tuvalu, not only could they not resist, but they had to smile at it.

What a grievance this is.

If there is a regret medicine in this world, then these leaders of the New Zealand government are absolutely willing to exchange everything they have for a regret pill.

Why did you want to reclaim the Auckland Islands because of greed?

"Once again, the demonstrators have expanded, and there is no tendency to weaken in the slightest. "After someone reported the situation, these politicians who wanted to avoid the limelight dispelled their last glimmer of hope.

……

Five days have passed since the darkest few minutes in New Zealand's history, and the Prime Minister of New Zealand has held a televised briefing.

"Allow me to apologise to all the people of New Zealand. For personal and family reasons, I will submit my resignation, and the affairs of the Government will be managed by the Governor until he is succeeded by the new Prime Minister. ”

This sentence spread all over the world in just ten minutes, and the front pages of the media in various countries began to report it in a big way.

The whole world was shocked, even the people who were demonstrating in New Zealand, because no one could have imagined that the New Zealand prime minister would carry the pot, and even directly let the pot be suppressed.

Personal family reasons?

Ghosts don't believe it.

Compared with the worldwide impact of the resignation of the New Zealand Prime Minister in a short period of time, an announcement on the official website of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the New Zealand government has not caused a wide range of waves for the time being.

"We welcome the migration of the people of Tuvalu to New Tuvalu and hope that the two countries will be able to achieve good-neighborliness, friendship and mutual cooperation in the future. (To be continued.) )