Xie Xiong and Xie Han brought a basin of pork ribs and boiled potato flour buns, and put them steaming on the table.

Xie Fanfang set up a stool and invited the guests to sit down for dinner: I'm really sorry, the banquet is late, everyone is hungry, please sit down at the table, eat some food, drink a few glasses of wine, and warm up.

Xie Qingyi said: I'm sorry to be worried, and the virtuous nephew is not noisy.

Xie Rongrong said: Clumsy Jing is not here, there is no good wine and food to entertain guests, Hugh blame is lazy, see and laugh! Alas, the husband and wife have a conflict, Neizi is angry and goes back to his mother's house, leaving me alone, desolate and desolate, and it is rare to have a lively and lively home. Everyone's laughter, I can't ask for it. It's too late to be happy, how can you get tired of it?

Xie Qingyuan said: There is no overnight feud between husband and wife, family and everything is prosperous, go back and I will ask your uncle to call her, persuade her with good words, and persuade her to come home.

Xie Rongfang said: It is very good that my uncle is willing to come forward to mediate! I thank my uncle for her kindness and kindness on behalf of my children!

Xie Xueshang's camouflage uniforms are all fierce and evil-looking, surrounding the dim sum plate, eating fruit peanut pastries, fruit and melon shell cartons, throwing them around, blooming everywhere, and can be seen everywhere. Hearing that the guests were seated, one of them complained and said: I have already smelled the smell of meat, why did I wait until this time to start the banquet?

Xie Xueshang said: Don't be rude! Don't be afraid of being late, don't be afraid of being late for a good meal, do you understand? The main family is affectionate and kind, and does not hesitate to spend blood, please eat abalone wings, and you don't know how to be grateful, it is really a lack of gratitude. One by one, they will come in like gluttony, and see how I will clean you up in the future!

Xie Qinghui said: The crow laughs at the pig black, and you are similar. This is to taste the delicacies in the elegant hall, taste the seafood, you eat the Fas, don't drink the sea like the roadside stalls, don't argue about the taste.

Xie Qingyi said: Don't learn Zhu Bajie to eat ginseng fruit, swallow it in one bite, it's really a waste of the chef's good skills.

Everyone excused themselves and sat down one after another. The clansmen sit at one table, and the guests sit at one table. Xiao Lin was in charge of stir-frying, Xie Xiong, and Xie Han were in charge of serving, but there were no seats, because of the temporary insertion of diners, even if they wanted to sit down and eat, there was no place to sit. Sensei said this, even Xie Rongxing's seat was another round stool and a set of dishes and chopsticks. There were eleven people seated at one table, and it was so packed that there was no room for it.

Xie Qingyuan sat facing east, and when he picked up the chopsticks, he touched the tabletop with his hand, and then got up to wash his hands. Xie Rongrong knew that he thought the table top was greasy and pickled, so he brought a plastic film tablecloth, shook it open, and rearranged the plates, dishes and chopsticks.

Xie Qingyuan pulled Xie Prosperity to sit down under him: Guests are as you please, you can afford me, I want to accompany you to have a few drinks.

Xie Qinghui instructed Xie Xueshang to move the round stool, sit at the last seat, and eat at the same table with his camouflage uniforms.

Xie Rongrong picked up the chopsticks and invited: Let's eat with your hands! In a hurry, there is no delicious food, only coarse vegetables are treated, and it is not a respect, please take it happily, and do not get drunk and return.

Xie Han unscrewed the red wine with a corkscrew, poured it into a glass jug, mixed it with Sprite, and poured half a glass for everyone around the table: taste it carefully, taste it slowly, this is a French wine, a special match for foreigners to eat Western food. Eating seafood today, Brother Rong especially emphasized that he could not drink liquor, worried that the liquor would spicy his tongue and numb his taste buds, and he would not be able to eat the authentic pure taste.

Xie Xueshang took a sip and went to most of it: Why is it a little sour? It is neither as refreshing as yogurt, nor as sweet as milk tea.

Xie Qinghui said: I tell you to take a small sip, take a small sip, drink slowly, wrap around the cavity with wine, and slowly aftertaste, who told you to be like an enema?

Xie Xueshang said: What about the good seafood? Who is rare to have a normal banquet!

Pork ribs boiled in potato flour buns are indeed the first dish of ordinary banquets, that is, the local proverb beats the head. The first course is not a snack, but it focuses on satisfying hunger, because most of the banquets are late, and the guests are waiting on an empty stomach, most of them are hungry, eat some to fill their stomachs first, and then drink alcohol is not easy to get drunk. In addition, this is a dish specially prepared by the chef for women and children. Women and children don't drink alcohol, just eat enough. The child is lively and active, can't sit still and loves to run around, the amount of food is small, you can eat a bowl of the table, the women should keep an eye on the children, afraid that they will make trouble, and the meal is not at ease, eat a bowl first, mix a half-full, and then eat the first few dishes, and then go down to the table to manage the child.

Xiao Lin's original intention of wrapping potato flour is also to take into account that everyone is hungry, eat a few pads first, worry about thirsty wine on an empty stomach, not only easy to get drunk, but also hurt the stomach, especially wine, the entrance is sweet and mellow, not to rush the nose and not to the head, but the stamina is great, especially drinking manganese wine, drunk faster, more difficult to wake up.

Tonight, there are few women, no children, men have to reserve their stomachs to drink and eat snacks, women look at seafood and taste a few chopsticks, this pot of vegetables almost unchanged and withdrawn to the kitchen. Xie Han shouted "Destroying the treasures of heaven and wasting food". Xiao Lin borrowed flowers to offer Buddha, and instructed him to bring them to his parents' house to explain the slander to women and children.

Xie Xiong presented the first big dish, eating shrimp alive. The transparent green river shrimp, after washing and sterilizing, cut off the whiskers, feet, and tail, put them in a glass bowl with a lid, and serve them on the table, and the shrimp are still alive. A bottle of Xiaogan rice wine, a bottle of Shaoxing rice vinegar, a glass per person, a plate of minced ginger, minced garlic, chili oil, sesame oil, soy sauce sauce with soy sauce.

Everyone raised chopsticks and was suspicious, seeing what they had never seen, not knowing how to start, hesitating, unheard of, and not knowing how to enter. You look at me, I look at you for a while, I am afraid of showing my ugly appearance, and for a long time, I still stared at you with big eyes.

Xie Rongrong made a demonstration, he opened the glass bowl slightly, and the live shrimp was pulled out with chopsticks, rolled in the sauce sauce, and brought to his mouth with his upper and lower teeth to bite, like knocking melon seeds, sucking and eating it. After eating the shrimp, the shrimp shell is spit out, and the shrimp head is still gurgling and wriggling.

Xie Xueshang painted a tiger according to the cat, the shrimp was too lively, bouncing when he was carrying it, sliding down the chopsticks at every turn, falling into the bowl, jumping into the shrimp pile, and there was no argument between each other. I finally caught one, but when I was making the sauce, I broke free of the chopsticks and danced in the sauce, so that the sauce splashed and it was a mess. Burst into laughter. provoked him to get angry, simply abandoned the chopsticks, grabbed them directly with his hands, grabbed them tightly, shook the sauce noodles a few times, threw them into his mouth, clicked and chewed, like eating meat and beans, and swallowed his throat with his head and shell.

The duck eats live shrimp. Hold the shrimp in a glass and pour in half a cup of rice wine. After a while, the shrimp fell drunk and lay still and did not move. He picked it up, chewed it again, and swallowed it slowly.

The delicate lady does not drink, pour rice vinegar into the glass, and eat it in her mouth, which has a unique taste.

More people have tried all three ways to eat, and they are all praised as delicious and wonderful.

After hibiscus clams, soy sauce sea melon seeds, blood leech seeds, fried snails, crystal shrimp balls, mullet soup, braised sea cucumbers, and dried scallop radish balls, Yeyan's main dish Buddha jumped over the wall and was finally served on the table.

One person and one small cup, uncover the aluminum paper, steaming, and the smell of meat rushes to the nose. Open a cup, waft a stream of incense, open three cups, overflow with a piece of incense, open five cups, the fragrance stains clothes, open ten cups, it is a strong fragrance like the sea, has not eaten, people have been intoxicated. Not for the stomach, just by the impact on the vision, coupled with the subversion of the sense of smell, all produce a trance of dreaminess, feel that they are not in the world, fluttering to the heavenly palace, and enter the Yaochi event.

Use a spoon to eat, abalone, soft but not rotten, hoof tendons, crisp and chewy, shark fin into soup, melt in the mouth, smooth and delicate.

Xie Qingyuan said: Food is like flowers, blooming and then withering. Life is too short to wait for me!

Xie Xueshang said: More like a beauty. The beauty rolled the beaded curtain, sat deeply and frowned, but when she saw the tears wet, she didn't know who she hated.

Xie Rongrong said: The beauty of a beauty is not in appearance, but in cultivation. Eyebrows such as green feathers, muscles such as snow, waist such as bundles, teeth such as shellfish, static is beautiful, if you open your mouth to scold, rude behavior, then do not have deep friendship, if you chase fame and fortune, abandon your family and children, that is, it is not a pity.

Xie Qingyuan said: The world is crowded, all for fame and profit, but a gentleman loves money, he must take it in a proper way, he should do something, he should not do something, and he will not determine honor and disgrace.

Xie Xueshang said: benevolence, righteousness and morality, promoting good and curbing evil, reason is not abandoned, but there is heavenly reason, destroying people's desires, sacrificing selfishness for the public, there is also a side of paranoia and cruelty. The Tao should also change with the times, be people-oriented, and take into account both public and private interests.

Xiao Lin personally delivered two dishes, dried beans and pork, ham and egg custard.

Xie Qingyi said: Xiao Lin has a talent for cooking, and she was born to eat the ingredients of the chef's bowl of rice, so she should go to a technical school to learn cooking skills, get a certificate and then open a restaurant. Nest at home with children, buried, it's a pity!

Xie Qingyuan said: Interest is the best teacher, I think, people should still focus on the things you like, don't think too much about the things that affect you, especially negative comments.

Xiao Lin said: Everyone's recognition is the greatest support for me. I just hope that I can concentrate on cooking, and everyone will see that I am working hard and making progress, and I will be satisfied.

After drinking the dishes, it is the next meal, fried garlic moss with bacon, cabbage gang with vinegar, stir-fried red cabbage moss, stir-fried celery and dried vegetables, green and spicy shredded pork, and braised fish pieces.

Buddha jumped over the wall, everyone ate and wanted to eat again, and the topic turned to the Chinese New Year's Eve promised by Xie Prosperity.

Duck Gong said in a voice: I am from Guangdong, your Chinese New Year's Eve, can I participate?

Xie Rongrong said: No. The township has folk customs, the clan has clan rules, and it is not a square circle if it does not follow the rules. Xie Han said: Unless you join the Xie family and become a son-in-law.

Xie Prosperity said: You are married and have children, let's go to the next life.

The duck said in a loud voice: Taiwanese businessmen, Hong Kong businessmen, two wives and two families, running at both ends.

Xie Qingyi said: It's okay for the Ming media to marry, but it's not okay.

The duck said: I have to divorce my wife and remarry.

Xie Xiong said: No, right? If you stutter, you will divorce your wife!

The duck said in his voice: The cook is your wife, of course you are not a problem, and it is not a problem to eat every day.

Xie Han said: If you want to eat, it's actually very simple, and the red envelope can solve it.

Xie Rongrong said: I didn't taste it today, and I killed someone by smelling the incense. Otherwise, let's make an appointment another day!

Xie Xiong said: Okay! I'll wait for your notification.

After dinner, resign. Xie Qingyuan said: Today's heavy disturbance, let the future wholeheartedly reward.

Xie Prosperity said: What kind of ability, dare to work and thank? There is no good hospitality, just a small dish to satisfy hunger, you can appreciate your face, come to the humble house, this is my blessing.