Chapter 1: The Boy Who Drinks

Corpse Soul Realm, XXXX year,

In an aristocratic area, a little boy is lying in his backyard, under a cherry tree, next to a wooden coffee table, on which a pot of wine is boiling, male

The child held a white jade bowl and put it to his lips to take a sip.

While watching the cherry blossoms falling from the sky, he hummed an unknown tune. A full little old man!

"Hey~ Life is really lonely like snow~ Idle eggs hurt~"

The boy spat out a sentence that no one else understood.

"Young master, no, the master is back!" A young girl in a kimono suddenly rushed over, ruining the "harmonious" scene here.

"What?!" the boy suddenly sat up from the ground.

"Quick, quick, quick!" instructed the girl to put away the wine on the ground, and quickly took out a wooden sword from under the cherry blossom tree and began to swing it "seriously".

"Clumsy, I don't know what I want you to do!" the boy called anxiously, but he didn't mean to help at all.

"Yes, young master! soon, soon!" The girl packed up in a panic, but the more panicked, the more chaotic the movements, the worse things were done, and the girl was anxious

I'm about to cry.

At this moment, the boy suddenly heard a burst of footsteps,

"Damn! It's too late!"

Instantly rushed to the girl's side.

"Young master, what are you going to do?!ah?!"

I saw the boy pick up the pot of wine just now, and blew it directly on the bottle without saying a word, and after drinking, without thinking about it, he immediately opened the girl's kimono and pulled it from the collar

Stuffed the bottle in.

"Don't, young master!" the girl blushed suddenly.

The boy glared at the girl fiercely, the warning was obvious, and then ran to the side and began to wave the wooden sword in his hand "seriously".

"Drink!"

"Hah!"

"Drink!"

"Hah!"

This one-glance action, coupled with the little face slightly flushed from drunkenness, the boy really looked like he had practiced very hard.

At this time, a middle-aged man walked over from the side of the corridor.

"Hello master!" the girl hurriedly ran over and bowed, grasping her clothes tightly with both hands, for fear that the bottle would fall out of her clothes.

The middle-aged man didn't notice the girl's strange appearance, no, it should be said that the middle-aged man didn't put his mind on the girl at all. His eyes didn't leave after he appeared

Over the boys.

"Young Master isn't lazy today, is he?" the middle-aged man asked.

"Back to the master, no, no. The girl replied cautiously, the girl had long been accustomed to such an answer, and now in her heart, she already thought of herself

I'm telling the truth. It's not because the girl was hypnotized by herself, but the girl clearly knows that boys are like this every day, so look at it like this, today

It's really not like I'm lazy. On the contrary, because the middle-aged man went home early, the boy trained a little more than usual today.

"Drink!"

"Hah!"

"Drink!"

"Huh?!"

The boy slowly put away his moves, made it look as if he had just discovered a middle-aged man, and said "surprised",

"Father, you're back! Time flies so fast today!"

"Go on! It's not time yet, I'm just coming back early today!" The middle-aged man listened to the boy's words and said with satisfaction.

"Oh!"

"Drink!"

"Hah!"

"Drink!"

"Hah!"

The boy waved his wooden sword tirelessly. But gradually, I found out that something was wrong, bad, why a little dizzy, damn, the strength of the wine just now came up!

The child endured the dizziness and secretly prayed that the middle-aged man would leave early.

The girl's heartbeat is getting faster and faster, because she helps the young master lie, if she is discovered, it is estimated that she will not end well.

"Don't shake your upper body, the horse steps steadily!" The middle-aged man instantly noticed the deformation of the boy's movements.

"Drink!"

"Hah!" the boy obviously couldn't hear the middle-aged man anymore.

Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake to Grandma's Bridge~

"Vomit~" The boy hiccuped, and finally couldn't hold on, and used the wooden sword to support his body that was about to fall.

"Life~proud~must be happy~~Don't make~Golden bottle~Air to the moon~~" The boy waved Fang Xuan with one hand and chanted a poem.

"Bastard, you're drinking again?!" the middle-aged man roared angrily, even if he was slow to react, he had now come to his senses.

But the boy who was already drunk obviously didn't dump the person in front of him at all, no matter who you are, he scolded the middle-aged man, he wanted to hold his usual suffocation

Qudu was released,

"I'm suing you! I've had enough! You're abusing minors! What age is it, still playing with this kind of thing?

It's from the era of hot weapons! Just get some gunpowder out and blow up your bungalow! It's not me who blows it, I want to ...... back then."

The boy didn't notice it at all, and with his words, the middle-aged man's face became darker and darker, and if the boy looked up at this time, it was estimated that he would

Spit out, "When did you have an African friend at home?!"

"I'm not going to teach you a lesson today, I see that you're going to turn the sky upside down!" The middle-aged man shouted angrily and was about to rush towards the boy.

The girl next to her didn't know where the strength came from at this time, so she grabbed the middle-aged man's clothes and persuaded her,

"Master, master, calm down, you also know that the young master has always loved to talk nonsense, and he has never taken it seriously!"

Crackling!

Because the girl let go of her grip on her clothes, the bottle in her clothes fell to the ground and shattered. Seeing this, the girl immediately let go of her hand and bowed her head

Guilty of wrongdoing.

The fuse had already been lit, and the middle-aged man suddenly snorted coldly and rushed forward.

Syllable!

"Ahh

Syllable!

"You dare to hit me?!"

Syllable!

"You'll take a look again?!"

Syllable!

"Bastard!"

Syllable!

"You remember me!"

Syllable!

"Sue you, you're done!"

Syllable!

"Help!"

Syllable!......

Young master, I'm sorry! The girl mourned for the boy in the distance.

・・・・・・

"Woo woo woo~" The boy threw himself into the arms of a young woman and cried.

"Why are you beating the child again?!" the young woman said angrily to the middle-aged man.

"This guy is drinking again, and he won't be successful if he doesn't fight!" the middle-aged man couldn't help but complain.

"The child is still young, so it's normal to be playful!" said the young woman to the boy.

"It's not small, I heard that the young lady can now beat four or five housekeepers with her bare hands. The middle-aged man said.

"Can our children compare with Miss?!" the young woman glanced at the middle-aged man angrily.

"What about the bee girl, my son can't even beat her!" said the middle-aged man.

"Isn't this still early?" said the young woman.

"Hey, that's good, I don't care about the child, let you take care of it!

"What do you say?!try again?!" cried the young woman.

"No, I didn't say anything. I mean the child will definitely grow up well in your hands and win glory for our family!" the middle-aged man hurriedly changed his words.

The boy lying in the young woman's arms rolled his eyes: Hehe, happy days have finally come~

・・・・・

The next day, the boy lay under the cherry blossom tree like a nobody, drinking wine.

"Life is really lonely like snow~"

"Young Master, are you really okay?" the girl asked.

"It's okay?!Don't you see that I don't dare to lie down now, I can only lie on my side?!" the boy said angrily.

"Hehe, I think you're still the same as yesterday, young master!" said the girl with a smile.

The boy rolled his eyes, and suddenly said,

"How about we go out for a walk?!"

The girl's face changed dramatically when she heard this, and she quickly shook her head and said,

"No! No, there's a man-eating monster out there!"

"Cut! I really think I'm a child! everybody says that, liar!" the boy thought to himself that these people were lying to him, but he didn't know it

The most unbelievable words are actually true.

Yes, the boy is a time-traveler, but unfortunately, he doesn't know where he has traveled to, he just thinks that he has arrived in ancient Japan. But

Fortunately, he has a good skin, and he is a nobleman, who disdains cold weapons, and is determined to be a gentleman! All day long, he runs to the street with a group of villains to walk the dog

Teasing birds and flirting with good women is the ultimate goal of boys now!

It's a pity that the boy hasn't gone out once, and the reason is naturally the one above - there is a man-eating monster outside.