Chapter 114: The Terrier of 29 Dollars (Ninth Update)
Impressively!
The water beads disappeared in an instant!
"Fake!" the onlookers immediately shouted. "It's a fake! It's 180,000 yuan, pretending to be a forced thing!"
"Damn!" Song Jia's boyfriend was covered in cold sweat.
"Don't worry, there is a very simple way to identify the authenticity of jade, that is...... Burn with fire, if the jade is burned black by fire, it must be a fake. ”
After speaking, Huang Xiaolong took out a lighter from his trouser pocket, lit the fire with a snap, and actually grilled it directly on the jade bracelet!
In a matter of seconds, a large piece of the surface of the jade bracelet turned pitch black.
"Fake !!!"
Song Jia was furious!
A few days ago, after her boyfriend gave her this jade bracelet, that night, she asked her boyfriend to tinker with it four times!
And now, in full view of everyone, Huang Xiaolong has proven that this jade bracelet is a fake!
It's ridiculous!
A fake, who has tinkered with the old lady four times, has not taken any safety measures yet!
Song Jia's eyes were red, as if she wanted to eat people!
"Jiajia, don't be angry! I was deceived! Damn, I bought a fake! I didn't mean to!" The man hurriedly explained, "I can't imagine that there are so many fakes on Hong Kong Island, what a cheat." ”
As he spoke, the man shook the Bentley car key in front of Song Jia. "Jiajia, don't be angry, I'll take you to buy a new one later. ”
Seeing her boyfriend's Bentley car keys, Song Jia's anger gradually subsided. "I'm so angry!
"Hehehe, I'm not a victim either?" said the man with a smile.
"This car key should also be fake. Huang Xiaolong smiled.
"What are you talking about? Nyima! Why do you say Lao Tzu's car keys are fake? You peasant!" the man looked like a mad beast. "Have you ever seen a Bentley in your life?"
"Uh... I've never seen a Bentley. Huang Xiaolong looked at the man's face and said with a grin. "But I saw your face. Your life is not good. Because your physiognomy is wealth and not the character of poverty and poverty, that is to say, you will not be able to make a fortune in this life, even if you work hard all your life and can barely gather wealth, you will be unblessed, and you are destined to die in bed with illness. To put it bluntly, if you have a little money, you will get sick. You're in good health right now, so you don't even have a little money. If I'm not mistaken, all the money you have on you adds up to less than 1,000 yuan. ”
"Aren't Bentleys expensive? You're poorer than I am, and I can't afford a Bentley, so you can't afford it. Well, the keys to your Bentley are fake. Huang Xiaolong smiled happily. "I still have a BYD, you have nothing. ”
Huang Xiaolong's words made the man's face instantly become very, very ugly.
Yes, all the money on his body adds up, that is, more than 400 yuan, which is already his entire net worth!
The keys to the Bentley car were indeed bought by him online, only a dozen yuan!
"Lao Tzu will kill you!" The man was so angry that he was about to rush up and beat Huang Xiaolong.
Impressively!
"Please look me in the eye. And close your eyes...... I hope you will listen attentively to what I have to say and not think about anything else. Eyes closed...... Eyes closed...... Hope you feel comfortable, relaxed, and keep your mind at peace. Don't think about anything but my words...... Do you feel that your arms and feet are heavy, relax your arms, relax your feet, relax, relax your whole body...... Relax the muscles of the legs, relax the muscles of the arms, and relax the whole body...... It's as if you've gone back to the underworld, back to the underworld. You will feel more relaxed and more comfortable when you are in the dark...... You are more relaxed...... More comfortable...... You can only hear my voice now, only my voice...... Only my voice is heard. To keep your heart pure, to keep your heart quiet. Concentrate and hear only my voice. Now you will feel comfortable and your whole body is relaxed. You're starting to want to sleep......"
Huang Xiaolong suddenly whispered to the man.
Moreover, Huang Xiaolong's eyes emitted an extremely demonic light. It's like a black hole, trying to suck the whole man in.
As soon as the man came into contact with Huang Xiaolong's eyes, and heard Huang Xiaolong's words in his ears, he suddenly stood still, his body was soft, and his eyes were also closed.
Not only this man, but the people around him, after hearing Huang Xiaolong's soft words, they all felt their brains groggy, and a thick tiredness hit their whole bodies, and they couldn't wait to lie down on the bed immediately and get a good night's sleep.
“…… But you can't sleep yet, and you still have to answer my questions...... Who are you, what do you do, have you recently deceived a model car......"
"Say it......" The corners of Huang Xiaolong's mouth suddenly outlined a wicked smile.
The man really began to speak, his eyes closed, as if he was talking in a dream, but every word was very clear and loud. "My name is 'Zhou Shen', I don't have a job, a few years ago, I was imprisoned for impersonating a Chinese medicine doctor. After I was released from prison, I downloaded WeChat, and I used WeChat to add a lot of girls, including college students, models, working girls, and some old aunts...... Nowadays, girls are greedy for vanity, and I bought a lot of fake car keys on the Internet, including BMW, Audi, Maserati, and Bentley...... I asked these girls out to meet and give them gifts, fake Hermes bags, fake necklaces, fake jade bracelets...... These girls are so stupid, they are too snobbish...... I deceived 19 girls in half a year, cheating money and sex, am I very powerful?hehehehe~~ car model?yes, I recently got started with a car model named Song Jia, the figure is really good, I used a fake jade bracelet, 29 yuan, I tricked her into opening a room, hehehe, that night, I came four times, I didn't wear that, it's so cool... It's so comfortable... Her kung fu is simply amazing, amazing... Today, Song Jia asked me to help her frame a car model named Wu Shanshan, hehe, I don't care, just frame it, it's over, as soon as she is happy, I'll do it four more times... Her kung fu is one of the best I've ever played......"
"Alright, you're done, wake up. Huang Xiaolong snapped his fingers.
"Oh my God! hypnotist! Nima! This little farmer is actually a hypnotist!"
Hypnosis!
This thing, most people have only seen it on TV and movies, but today, Huang Xiaolong let them see it with their own eyes!
"It's... This... This person is too powerful, isn't it..."Wu Shanshan looked at Huang Xiaolong with stupid eyes.
At this time, Zhou Shen, who was hypnotized, slowly woke up.
"Bastard!Liar!Brute!The old lady is desperate with you!The 29 yuan fake, fucked the old lady four times!" Suddenly, Song Jia's facial features were distorted, bursting out with the screams of the cuckoo and the blood ape, and rushed towards Zhou Shen desperately!
She's going to be desperate!
"Wu Fatty, you can come four times for 29 yuan, you women in the city are really stupid. Huang Xiaolong said with a wink at Wu Shanshan. "But it's still not as good as that spicy hot, 6 yuan for 13 shots. Wu Fatty, why don't you wait until you get off work, and I'll treat you to a 6 yuan Malatang?"
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