"Today is the first time Guo Dalu has been nominated and won the third award, yes, you heard it right, the first time he was nominated, and the third time he won the award!"

When the narrator introduced Guo Dalu, her voice became very strange, "Guo Dalu may be the person who has won the most awards at one time in the history of the Oscars!"

Guo Dalu held the little golden man in his hand, stood on the stage and said, "Everyone, what did I say? Now I'll come back, right? Ahahaha......"

This guy stood on the stage, laughing arrogantly, and everyone at the scene had itchy teeth, eager to rush forward and beat him up.

In the entire Oscars, it was the first time that a smiling and carefree guy like him appeared.

"I'm sorry to say today. ”

Guo Dalu smiled into the microphone: "I may offend many actors and directors on the scene today, because my arrival may make you go back empty-handed. From now on, let's dispel the idea of winning the award, so that if you win the award, it will be a surprise, and if you don't win, it will be reasonable. ”

He glanced around, "After all, you lost to me, no shame!"

There was another burst of laughter in the audience.

Although Guo Dalu said how arrogant, when he said these words on stage, it was actually very funny, and it was difficult for people to hate it.

Funny hubris, although it is also hubris, is not obnoxious.

"Well, thank you to the Oscar judges for recognizing my film, this is the third golden man. ”

Guo Dalu waved his hand to everyone in the audience and strode towards the audience, "I'll be back!"

The actress who presented the award on the stage was amused and surprised, and after Guo Dalu went down, she was stunned for a moment before she came back to her senses, "Just now it was the third little golden man directed by Guo Dalu, God, is he going to take away all the remaining little golden figures?"

In the laughter of the audience, the actress smiled: "Next will be the Best Director Award, a total of four nominees, please look at the big screen." ”

In the Oscar ceremony, every time the award is presented, a new group of people will be presented.

These award presenters are all winners of the last year, or even the last year's Academy Awards, or very influential film and television people, so whenever the award is changed, the award presenters are also changed.

Best Director, "Roman Holiday" was also nominated.

When a trembling old man opened the envelope on the screen and read out the winner of the Best Director Award, everyone in the audience exclaimed.

It turned out to be Guo Dalu again!

There is no doubt about the classicism of "Roman Holiday", and it is reasonable to win awards, but such frequent awards still surprise everyone.

Guo Dalu came to the stage again with a smile, "Everyone, I said, I will come back!"

He laughed and said: "I just thought about it offstage, the reason why I have won the Golden Man many times in a row is not because the jury is biased, but because the films nominated this year are not of good quality." ”

"The reason why I was able to get so many little goldenmen in this film is mainly because of the foil from my peers, not how well I made it. ”

Guo Dalu took the little golden figure and said to the old man next to him who presented the award: "Mr. Smith, do you have any small carts and other things? My little golden figure is almost out of place, and I hope that a small car can be provided on the spot to facilitate my placement of these little golden figures." ”

At this time, the Chinese audience who was watching the live broadcast was all happy.

", it's still Guo Ye's domineering!"

"Amazing, amazing, to get so many golden people in a row, this is not only the historical record of the Oscars, but also the historical record of the Chinese film and television industry. ”

"Compared with Guo Ye, those previous directors have lived to dogs all their lives!"

"Brother, don't be too extreme, we also have good films in China, but people in the West play double standards, but they can't look at domestic works, so there's no way. ”

"Then why did Guo Ye's movie win the award?"

"That's because the movie is so good! so good that the Oscars have to give it an award, otherwise the credibility of the Oscars will plummet. ”

"Rub, what is strength? This is strength!"

"I've heard that Guo Ye's movie is not only recognized by the Oscars, but also by the European Palme d'Or, the Golden Bear Awards, and the Golden Globe Awards in the United States. ”

"Have you noticed that in this movie, Guo Ye's sense of existence is very low, which has never happened in other films. Although he is the male protagonist, his presence is almost none, as if his role only exists to set off Sister Xiaolu. ”

"Yes, no matter what film Guo Ye is in, he is domineering and very conspicuous, but in this movie, Guo Ye's sense of existence is consciously weakened by himself, which highlights the light of Sister Xiaolu. ”

"Don't be noisy, don't be noisy, the awards aren't over yet, it's a fart to be noisy!"

At the award ceremony, after hearing Guo Dalu's request, the white old man Smith was speechless, "Mr. Guo Dalu, today is really a harvest season for you!"

Guo Dalu pretended to be modest, "Where, where? ”

Smith: "......"

After Guo Dalu returns to his position, the next awards will continue to be awarded.

This time it was the best art direction, and the award was presented to an old woman, a professor at the American Film and Television Academy, and the best actress more than ten years ago.

"The film that won the best art direction this time is "Roman Holiday"!

The old woman's eyes widened, "The one who bought the cake, this filmmaker from the East, is he going to take all these golden statues away?"

When Guo Dalu came to the stage again, the commentator was a little numb, "Now it is Guo Dalu from Huaxia who is on stage, today is his first nomination, but it is the fifth time to win the award......"

"I don't think I'm going to go any further!"

Guo Dalu said to everyone on the stage: "I always walk up and down back and forth, as if I am exercising, but everyone, I am here to receive the award, not to practice climbing the stairs." ”

A group of people in the audience were already numb, and they didn't know what to say except for polite applause.

However, people have their own rules for the awards party, Guo Dalu wanted to stand on the stage, but he was not allowed, so he could only take the little golden man and walk off the stage again.

Next is the Best Picture Award, Guo Dalu came to the stage, "This time I want to thank my father." ”

The Best Actor Award is Guo Dalu again, "This time I want to thank my mother." ”

When it came time for the Best Actress Award, it was finally not Guo Dalu, but Guo Dalu's wife Wang Xiaolu.

This time both took the stage at the same time.

Wang Xiaolu held the little golden figure and stood on the stage crying and laughing.

"During the filming of "Roman Holiday", my husband said that he was going to give me a little golden man, and I didn't believe it at the time. But now I believe it. ”

She smiled and raised the little golden figure in her hand, and then stretched out her hand to point to the five or six golden statues placed in her seat, "He not only gave me a little golden figure, but also gave it a lot!"