Chapter 1094: You're definitely going to call me a psychopath, right?
Demon Yue didn't know why, she felt that every time Li Xiaoqiang spoke, she could make people angry.
And there are some words that can turn a simple woman into a and rippling girl.
Demon Yue stared at Li Xiaoqiang, glanced at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "I said baby student, do you dare to be a little more pure next time you speak?"
Li Xiaoqiang hugged Demon Yue's waist, swaggered on the street and enjoyed the gaze of pedestrians and said: "Teacher Demon Yue, this is your mistake, don't you know, I have always been a very pure man? ”
"Oh?"
Demon Yue blinked her eyes and stared at Li Xiaoqiang, she asked curiously, "Then tell me about it." Why did you worship our woman, as if you had been hurt very badly by the feelings you said, do you have a sad past with a playboy?"
Li Xiaoqiang stared at Demon Moon and said, "Teacher Demon Yue, you don't understand us men." ”
"Any man, they don't want to wander around in the prosperous world, and the person who causes them to be frivolous just hasn't found the single-minded man. ”
"Men are definitely more loyal than women. ”
"Men can fight one second, break their brothers' heads and bleed, and the next second they can drink and chat together, and go to soak horses together, but women, how many can do this?"
Demon Yue thought for a while, nodded and said, "Yes, so I think you men's minds are more complicated than our women's." ”
Li Xiaoqiang took a deep breath of a big cigar and said: "It depends on who it is, for example, me, I am a person as simple as a blank piece of paper, I am not complicated, you ask me to undress you, I will never take off your pants." ”
Demon Moon glanced at Li Xiaoqiang, this guy started talking like that, but when he said it, he was out of tune, and he really couldn't change the **** morality.
Li Xiaoqiang hugged Demon Yue's waist on the street and walked, and Demon Yue also obeyed the words of Li Xiaoqiang, a beast, swaying her hips and twisting her waist to her heart's content.
This can make the group of beasts behind them beautiful, from the moment they followed behind Li Xiaoqiang, the eyes of the sluts did not take their eyes off the plump figure of the demon moon.
In that pair of eyes, there is only the comprehension of the value of art.
They feel that how can there be such a perfect work of art in the world, this is simply a miracle of the human world.
Beauty, horizontally and vertically, can only be described by one beautiful word.
If this is held in their arms and appreciated as a work of art, they will definitely thank the sky, the earth, and the feng shui burial of his family's ancestral tomb.
Of course, this woman was hugged by the alliance leader like this, and they felt that this was also a good horse to meet Bole.
If this work of art is appreciated and preserved by the alliance leader, it will definitely play its value.
Not long after, Li Xiaoqiang and the others also walked to the mansion of the white crane in the sky.
And at this moment, the group of people behind Li Xiaoqiang stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Alliance leader, what should we do now?"
Li Xiaoqiang said: "Get a chair for Lao Tzu." ”
After a while, a chair was placed behind Li Xiaoqiang, Li Xiaoqiang leaned on the chair, crossed Erlang's legs and said, "Smash Lao Tzu, smash hard." ”
When the group of people behind Li Xiaoqiang heard this, they jumped directly, roared, and rushed towards the mansion of the white crane in the sky, and when he rushed over, the hammer and war knife in his hand were frantically destroying the other party's mansion.
Two of the strong men, with a direct bang, smashed the door, and then rushed in.
Li Xiaoqiang shook Erlang's legs, stared at the group of strong men who rushed in and shouted: "If anyone smashes it badly, I will ****** invite him to eat chicken tonight." ”
"Whoa. ”
When they heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, their faces turned red, as if they saw a delicate white beauty, stripped naked and swaying wildly in front of them.
The speed of the attack, that is called a decisiveness, the strength of the attack, that is called a ferocious.
Li Xiaoqiang sat on the chair and listened to the sound of smashing from the mansion, Li Xiaoqiang sighed with emotion: "What a group of hungry wolves, isn't it just eating chickens, and you are more excited than your son, I don't know what bird feathers are excited." ”
Liu Guang and Zhang Shaofang, who were standing behind Li Xiaoqiang, heard Li Xiaoqiang's words.
opened his throat and patted Li Xiaoqiang on the back and said: "The alliance leader is immortal, and the sun and the moon are unparalleled." ”
"I'm your sister. ”
Li Xiaoqiang said angrily: "Aren't you brain-dead when you say this? This is all a scene only in those stupid TV series, normal people, can be so stupid?****, you said it well, say it again!"
"Waller mowing the grass!"
When the two of them heard Li Xiaoqiang's first half of the sentence, they felt a little reluctant in their hearts, indeed, they had embarked on the road of exaggeration.
But the second half of Li Xiaoqiang's sentence, Nima, is this what people say?
The demon moon, who was standing beside Li Xiaoqiang, couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle.
Li Xiaoqiang stared at Demon Moon and said: "Teacher Demon Moon, look at it, I have turned myself into a fool in order to make you laugh, I am the prince of the Beacon Opera, just for the Pomeranian to laugh." ”
Demon Moon glanced at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Teacher Demon Moon is so moved, if you run around naked, Teacher Demon Moon will be even happier." ”
"Beast!"
Li Xiaoqiang said angrily: "I'm a beautiful man who guards himself like jade, you want to use my body as a transaction for your private desires, you want to be beautiful, brother won't do it." ”
"Oops. ”
Demon Yue stared at Li Xiaoqiang, blinked her watery eyes and said, "Baby student, what are you doing." ”
“……”
A row of cold sweat broke out on Li Xiaoqiang's forehead
In his heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped by, Teacher Demon Moon, worthy of being a fox spirit, this is too and thirsty.
Liu Guang and Zhang Shaofang, who were standing beside Li Xiaoqiang, heard the words of this pair of demons, and they both sighed in their hearts.
It seems that the merry genius is a slut like Li Xiaoqiang.
People are not romantic teenagers, and they are vividly embodied by the scumbag of Li Xiaoqiang.
At this moment, from the mansion inside, a roaring voice came.
"Who are you? Why are you smashing my mansion?
"Damn, it's this guy who sent someone to smash our League of Legends, call me!"
Ping Pong.
"Ah, the bridge of Lao Tzu's nose, my mouth, my eyes, who are you?"
After a while, a person was dragged out like a corpse by this group of people in League of Legends.
Then, the white crane in the sky was thrown directly in front of Li Xiaoqiang by them, and the white crane raised his head, stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Li Xiaoqiang, why are you beating me?"
Li Xiaoqiang stood up from his chair, walked in front of the white crane, stared at the white crane and said, "I beat you, you smashed my League of Legends, don't you dare to admit it? And last night, who sent someone to assassinate me?"
The white crane of the sky sank and said, "How do I know? What are you talking about?"
"Huh. ”
Li Xiaoqiang sneered and said: "You pretend, you continue to pretend, the person you sent was caught by me, and after he couldn't stand the torture, he said you, why, let him confront you face to face?"
The white crane stood up from the ground, his face was a little red and swollen, and he stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said angrily: "It's that Lao Tzu wants to kill you, how can you drop it?"
Li Xiaoqiang nodded and said, "It's good if it's you." ”
When Li Xiaoqiang said this, he also stared at Liu Guang and said: "Take good care of him, I will deal with him tomorrow, and I dare to smash my League of Legends, I will make him pay for it." ”
Liu Guang and Zhang Shaofang nodded and said, "Okay." ”
The white crane stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said angrily: "Boy, you dare! I am the deacon of the Medicine Palace, and if you arrest me, you will be against the entire Medicine Palace!"
"Huh. ”
Li Xiaoqiang walked in front of Cangtian Baihe, stared at Cangtian Baihe and said coldly: "Don't you know that I am Ouyang Wu's first disciple to close the door?!"
When the white crane heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, he remembered Li Xiaoqiang's identity.
It's all because he was eager to take revenge before, so he forgot that Li Xiaoqiang was a disciple of Ouyang Wu.
The white crane in the sky didn't know what to say at the moment.
But as the saying goes, a loser doesn't lose a battle, even if he knows Li Xiaoqiang's identity now, he can't show weakness.
He stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said in a deep voice: "Li Xiaoqiang, even if you are a disciple of the palace master, but I am the deacon of the Medicine Palace, you treat me with such fanfare, some elders of the Medicine Palace, will speak for me." ”
Li Xiaoqiang sneered: "Okay, when the time comes, I, Li Xiaoqiang, want to see who dares to speak for you." ”
After Li Xiaoqiang finished speaking, he turned his head to stare at Liu Guang and said, "Take it away." ”
Liu Guang directly covered the white crane in the sky with his pocket, and then dragged him towards the store of the League of Legends.
At this time, Zhang Shaofang walked to Li Xiaoqiang's side, stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Alliance leader, what if all the elders of the Medicine Palace are jointly signed by then?"
Li Xiaoqiang stretched out his hand, touched the bridge of his nose and said, "Don't worry, I know it." ”
Immediately, Li Xiaoqiang and the others returned to the villa, and when Li Xiaoqiang returned to the villa, it was already dark
Li Xiaoqiang just walked into the hall, and suddenly, Aunt Hua walked towards Li Xiaoqiang, Aunt Hua stood in front of Li Xiaoqiang, stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said, "Young Master, there is a letter here." ”
"A letter?"
Li Xiaoqiang stared at a letter handed over by Aunt Hua, and wondered, "Who still writes to me?"
Although Li Xiaoqiang was very puzzled, he also opened the envelope, Li Xiaoqiang opened the envelope, and suddenly, five or six pieces of paper were written directly inside the envelope.
Li Xiaoqiang frowned and said, "I'll you, who is this, who has written so many letters to me? Could it be someone who has a crush on me?"
Li Xiaoqiang said, starting from the first one.
"Hey, do you know who I am?"
Li Xiaoqiang saw the first sentence, frowned, and said, "I know who you are?" ”
Li Xiaoqiang continued to look down.
When Li Xiaoqiang saw the following sentence, his eyes widened, I will wipe it, who are you sacred?
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