299 Connections and naps

"At first, I thought this guy was a neurotic who specializes in petty theft, but after combining all aspects of intelligence, we preliminarily determined that this person was the same person who chased and killed the Pharaoh Cat and exterminated the Muscle Power Society. ”

According to his actions during this period, several characteristics of him can be summarized, that is, his actions are specifically aimed at the apostles and super-cats, and he claims to be righteous, and he is looking for guys who are committing crimes. ”

And according to the testimony of those wild apostles and super cats who were caught by him, this person has serious mental delusions and has been looking for the so-called mastermind behind the scenes, the big boss behind the scenes. ”

When he said this, everyone in the room laughed.

Lin Chen said: "So this guy is a second-class disease?"

"Although he has mental problems, being able to exterminate the Muscle Force Club already shows his combat effectiveness. Lao He said: "You have all seen the butcher's test data, even if it is a middle and second disease without a brain, it is also a very strong middle and second disease." ”

"Lin Chen!" Lao He ordered: "You are directly responsible for this case, but don't conflict with him first, find a way to get in touch with him first, and see if we can recruit him to join us." ”

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Zhao Yao, who had been busy all day, naturally didn't know that his other identity was being targeted.

As soon as he got home from the coffee house, he was lying down on the couch.

"I'm tired, I work during the day and work at night, I'm such a diligent person, if I travel to the world of cultivating immortals, it will definitely be a Taoist idiot, a martial idiot, a legendary cultivation seed. ”

Thinking about the process of diligently brushing up his experience every day these days, Zhao Yao himself began to admire his diligence.

"When I'm done with Elvis Presley, I'm going to have a good rest. ”

He looked at his panel, and after all this period of hard work, the BOOK had become: Lv5 (3488/10000)

"Not bad, not bad. Zhao Yao said happily in his heart: "In this way, before the Elvis Presley game starts, I can also upgrade Ares and Lucifer to one level." ”

Although at the Elvis Presley Championship, Zhao Yao planned not to use the abilities of other super cats as a last resort. But these two cats are all super cats with MAX defensive capabilities, and even if they are not used openly, it is excellent to secretly use them to assist themselves.

When Zhao Yao thought so, the rice cake that was playing the game shouted again, after this period of practice of scolding and spraying people in the game every day, she had become more and more proficient in speaking through her ability to shake the air.

"Damn, it's a plug-in again?" said the rice cake angrily: "Your whole family has drifted away!

Zhao Yao frowned, listening to the sound of this girl scolding the street, he always felt that something was not right. But after thinking about it, as long as the rice cake keeps playing games, it seems that it is inevitable that the conversation will become dirtier and dirtier.

Just when Zhao Yao was thinking like this, the rice cake had already shouted: "Zhao Yao, give me money, I want to buy it!"

Zhao Yao said speechlessly: "You are not allowed to buy and hang up when playing games." ”

"Why!" said angrily, "I am killed by the outside every day, I must buy the hanging and torture them to death!"

Zhao Yao said angrily: "Then if you play games like this, aren't you afraid of being laughed at by the heroes of the world?"

Rice cake said stiffly: "I'm just a cat, what are you afraid of?"

As he spoke, the whole cat shook angrily: "Buy a plug-in! Buy a plug-in! Buy a plug-in!"

Zhao Yao looked at the rice cake that had been shaken into an electric rod, and found that the entire building actually had a tremor that was difficult for ordinary people to detect, if it weren't for his amazing insight, I am afraid he would not have felt it.

He knew that he couldn't let the rice cakes be so noisy, so he could only comfort: "Okay, okay, I won't buy you a plug-in, but I can teach you my more than 20 years of shooting game skills." ”

The rice cake stopped shaking, looked at Zhao Yao with wide eyes, and said, "Really?"

"Of course. Zhao Yao came to the side of the rice cake and said: "Marksmanship, what you pay attention to is fast, accurate and ruthless, but the most important thing is nothing more than a quasi-word, the more accurate and fast, the faster and more ruthless." As he spoke, he covered the head of the rice cake and said, "Close your eyes, and I will pass on my life's skills to you." ”

Rice cake obediently closed his eyes, and after Zhao Yao was sure that the other party had indeed closed his eyes, he stretched out his hand, and a pen had already appeared in front of him, and then he drew a crosshair directly on the computer screen.

"Okay, I've passed on all my skills to you now, you have reached the realm of no gun in your hand and a gun in your heart, you open your eyes and look at the screen, can you see a crosshair?"

"Oh...... Oh really, I can really see a crosshair that I didn't have!'

"That's right, you think you're going to hit this crosshair!"

temporarily appeased the rice cakes, but Zhao Yao was attracted by a loud noise.

Just five minutes ago, Yuan Yuan looked at the content he found on his mobile phone and looked at the mango in the distance: "After the cat completes the task, it needs to give food rewards in time." Well, last time it was just that the food reward was not enough. ”

He continued: "Especially for cats who poop and pee indiscriminately, every time they poop correctly in the cat toilet, they should be rewarded with food, and if they pee and pee everywhere, they need to be scolded loudly to let him know that he is wrong." ”

"Well, Mango happens to like to poop and pee, I have been training according to the above method in the past few days, every time he poops and pees correctly, I reward him with food, and gradually I can help him develop the right habits. ”

As soon as he thought of this, a smug look appeared on his round face: "Zhao Yao is most afraid of mangoes, after I successfully train like this, he still doesn't love me to death." ”

At this moment, Yuan Yuan saw Mango walking towards the toilet, and immediately ran up excitedly, holding a small bag of snacks freeze-dried and waiting outside the toilet.

"Very well, when he is done, feed him snacks and train him to develop the habit of going to the toilet properly. ”

But a minute later, Yuan Yuan looked in the direction of the toilet in surprise, only to see the mango actually walking out with a piece of yellow mud in his mouth, and when he saw Yuan Yuan, his eyes lit up and ran over.

"Don't come here!"

"What are you doing with me!"

Yuanyuan was chased all over the room by the muddy mango, but the mango was so angry that he frowned, can't he change the he pulls every time? This time, he deliberately gave it to the other party, why didn't he want it.

The noise Zhao Yao heard came from Mango and Yuanyuan, who were chasing and fleeing.

Seeing the lump of things in Mango's mouth, Zhao Yao said angrily: "Mango! What are you doing!"

Mango was scolded by Zhao Yao, startled, and opened his mouth directly.

Seeing the things in the other party's mouth falling to the ground, Zhao Yao became even more angry.

"Mango! You're dead!"

"And Yuanyuan! You know that Mango is not very intelligent, why are you teasing him!"

Yuanyuan: "I ......'

"Go and wipe the dirt off the floor!"

Yuan Yuan wiped the floor with a sad face, and while cleaning, he made up his mind in his heart: "I won't be knocked down so easily, wait, I will definitely submit Mango and train it thoroughly!"

At this moment, with a soft click, the lights in the whole room suddenly dimmed.

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Congratulations to "Brother Pei" for becoming the leader of this book, thanks to the 13000 reward of "AA02156", I have been too busy with work recently, wait for me to recover my state, and I will definitely update it more next month, thank you.