That night, Chen Fei and Ye Qiugang walked out of the ham sausage house with the bamboo basket, and they wanted to hurry back to the wooden house to study it carefully, but they didn't want to be stopped suddenly. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The two of them looked back and shouted that the person who called them was not someone else, but the master who had been in the stomach for the two glasses of wine before, and who had been pretending to be dead dogs in the middle of the story.

At this time, the master was sitting alone at the door of Lao Wang's house, smoking there with his legs crossed.

Ye Qiu looked at it, and couldn't help but be a little curious, thinking that this master was obviously unconscious from drinking before, and he had to catch up with the two of them to finally take him away, why didn't he take it for a while, but this master woke up slowly, hey, this is really incomprehensible.

Indeed, this master was indeed put on the sofa of Lao Wang's house by the two of them before, and Lao Wang also gave the master a pillow and a quilt, and originally wanted the master to stay on this sofa for a night. But this master was very evil, and he slept for less than half an hour, and then got up again, and after waking up, he couldn't sleep anymore.

But it's no wonder that he's slept twice tonight, and it's normal that he can't sleep right now. But if that's the case, this master is a little interesting, is it possible that he can only sleep for a while with the strength of wine, hey, if they are like him, the wine sellers will be rich, but the sleeping pills will have to change to food......

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When the two of them saw the master calling them, they walked over with a smile, wanting to say hello.

But he didn't think that the master took out two benches from the gatehouse, asked the two to sit down, and then shouted to Lao Wang to hurry up and make tea, he wanted to have a good chat with these two little brothers.

When the two of them heard this, they thought to themselves that this master was really a chatter, and he didn't say much at that banquet tonight, and others were just clapping the audience for him. But now he has to talk a little longer, this master is really not enough to brag.

The two of them were in a hurry to go back to study the broken bamboo basket, so they waved their hands and excused themselves, saying that it was too late today, and they would talk about it another day, obviously declining the master's kindness, but what they thought in their hearts was that Lao Tzu didn't have the time to listen to you talk about calves at the moment.

But the master didn't pay attention to the meaning of the two of them at all, and he didn't know if he really didn't understand or pretended not to understand, anyway, he just dragged Chen Fei and Ye Qiu to the bench one by one, his meaning was also very clear, you have to listen to it, you two have to listen, who the will I talk to now.

This enthusiasm was difficult to resist, so Chen Fei and Ye Qiu had no choice but to sit and wait for death......

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Soon, Lao Wang came from the house with a tea plate and a warm pot, he put the tea plate and the warm pot on the stone platform, and let the three of them drink slowly and talk slowly, he was a little sleepy, so he went back to the house to sleep first, and he was not accompanied. But in fact, this old king is not sleepy at all, he is just the opposite of this master, as long as he drinks and is excited, he can't sleep, but he really doesn't want to listen to the master's blind comparison, so he has to make a word to facilitate withdrawal.

But the master refused, so he had to let Lao Wang also sit down and listen, his meaning was very clear, the more the audience, the more exciting the bull will blow.

Lao Wang was a little helpless, so he reluctantly found a bench and sat down, thinking to himself, no matter what, this master is also a guest he invited, and this master has also made an indelible contribution to the peace of the entire shantytown, since the master has invited him like this, he must also give the master this face. It's so easy to please God, it's hard to send God!

As a result, the occasion of the master's braggadocio was initially established again......

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Okay, okay, since everyone has given you face, then this master, you can please.

I saw that the master first took a sip of tea and moistened his throat, and then he took out all four pockets, and muttered as he took them back, "Oh, where is my cigarette?"

When Ye Qiu saw the master's virtue, he couldn't help but want to laugh, and said in his heart that he had just seen this master smoking here alone, how could he not find a cigarette if he could fart it? This is clearly that he doesn't want to pull out, oh no, this is not only because he doesn't want to take it out, but he also wants to smoke someone else's! But it doesn't matter, anyway, I don't have any cigarettes on me, what are you afraid of?

Sure enough, when Lao Wang saw this, he quickly got up and wanted to go to the house to get a cigarette, but he didn't want to be blocked by the master. What the master means is, I don't need you to take it, I don't smoke your broken cigarette.

Then, he looked at Chen Fei's bulging trouser pocket, which means that what I want to smoke is the one in this master's pocket.

How could Chen Fei not see the master's little trick, so he smiled and contributed the bag of soft China that had just been smoked two sticks in his pocket.

Needless to say, this pack of soft China can be regarded as a complete return, alas, Chen Fei is really pitiful......

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The master lit the cigarette, took a few puffs vigorously, and slowly exhaled the smoke, and then gently pinched the cigarette holder with his thumb and forefinger, and leaned in front of him to see the word 'China' written on the cigarette, as if he knew the words. His subtext was, well, this cigarette is easy to smoke, so I'll buy two according to this brand, and this cigarette shouldn't be expensive.

Yes, this tea has been drunk, and the cigarette has been smoked, so please this master, you can blow and fart if you have a cow, it's not early, and everyone is still in a hurry to go home and sleep.

So the master smoked and drank tea, and began to speak......

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"Ah, that's right, I just didn't finish the story at the banquet, and I was a little sorry for everyone, no, I endured the sleepiness and got up again, in order to tell the story to everyone again......," said the master. He said that kind of awesome opening statement, and then he was going to continue the damn story of the Mitani chain.

Everyone nodded, and motioned to the master to hurry up and blow it.

The master nodded, and then continued: "More than 20 years ago, I was introduced to the mountains in the north to see a landlord Lao Cai, who ...... old Cai."

"Stop!" Ye Qiu quickly shouted to stop as soon as he heard the master say this.

"What's the matter, what are you going to tear?" the master asked, puzzled, not knowing if he was really stupid or pretending to be stupid.

"I said, Master, how do I remember that you have already talked about this place?" Ye Qiu said with a smile.

"What?

"Haven't you talked about it?" you go to see Lao Cai, Lao Cai has to worship you, that Lao Cai has money, and the money at home has to be ...... with a rake" Lao Wang said the beginning of this story again in one breath, don't say, this Lao Wang's memory is really good.

The master scratched his scalp, slapped his thigh violently, and hurriedly said, "Oh, look at my memory, it's really worse day by day." I've talked about this place, yes, I've talked about it. Then I'll pick up where I didn't go......" (To be continued.) )