Go on the scamp

Xie Xiong pulled wires, installed light bulbs, and set up tables, chairs and benches in the courtyard. There are two tables for the banquet, one for the clansmen and the other for the friends. Four cold dishes, pickled pepper and phoenix feet, stir-fried spicy loach, spicy kelp, fried peanuts, add to the plate first.

Originally booked for a table, now another table has been added, the dishes are not well prepared, only the small abalone, octopus, green river shrimp, clams, razor clams, snails, and sea melon seeds purchased by Xie Han are all used to make up the number. Xiao Lin estimated that the menu was still too simple, the presentation was still shallow, and the hospitality was a little childish, so I was afraid of losing the identity of the "big guy" and losing the face of Xie Prosperity.

Xiao Lin asked Xie Han to call Xie Prosperity. She explained the situation and showed him one by one. Xie Fanfang also felt the same way, and temporarily sent someone to buy it, but he couldn't catch up in time. Xiao Lin obtained Xie Fanfang's consent, and Xie Han went to the house to bring sausages, bacon, smoked fish, rabbit meat, beef, bacon, and meatballs, fish balls, shrimp balls, squid, dried scallops, as well as handmade rice balls, dumplings, and potato flour dumplings in the refrigerator.

Xie Rongxing counted it, these semi-finished products, ready to cook, are more than enough. Xie Han took the ingredients, and he paid her 2,000 yuan in cash at the market price in Xiao Lin's newspaper. His name is Xie Prosperity, not the big one, but at this juncture, even if he moves to the county seat and eats in the store, he can't eat the "Buddha jumping over the wall" he preached to the guests, knowing that Xiao Lin pinched his neck and asked for a ridiculously expensive price, he could only bow his head and admit it.

Xiao Lin was immersed in stir-frying in the kitchen, and was unexpectedly hugged by someone from behind, touched her chest and face, and kissed her a few bites. She turned her head and saw that it was Xie Xueshang. Smelling the smug in his mouth, the fishy smell of his tongue, and the fox smell in his armpits, she shirked a few cold snorts all over her body, got goosebumps, and couldn't help but feel nauseous.

Xie Xueshang lowered his head and bent his neck, opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue, rubbed her lips, and wanted to kiss her: Little beauty, I love you, lovesickness, I want to hurt me!

Xiao Lin shrank his head and leaned back, struggled violently, pushed his head away with both hands, and whispered a warning: "What are you doing?

Xie Xueshang's chest rubbed with both hands: Shang Jiu admired his sister's beauty, and he had no chance to be intimate, which was a regret in his life. Today, we are waiting for an opportunity to fight, dare to take risks, smell the fragrance, and kiss the fragrance, which is really happy!

Xiao Lin pinched his arm, scratched the back of his hand, and twisted his fingers: Happy fart? Go and ask your wife, does she like to be molested? Is she happy to be rubbed with oil?

Xie Xueshang exerted his whole body, exerted his arms with strength, tightened his waist, hugged her and lifted her, and lifted her feet off the ground: I thought about my sister into a demon, tossing and turning, unable to sleep all night, I thought that my sister was crazy, I was in a trance, and I hated not to die of illness.

Xiao Lin twisted left and right: I am a grassy woman, lazy and cheap, Meng Shangge misses me, and takes care of me many times, I am grateful and ashamed. I have become a wife, and I can't allow me to serve again, for fear of misleading the law. Your wife is diligent in keeping the house, respects the old and loves the young, why bother to give up the beautiful jade and seek the stubborn stone? The gains outweigh the losses! Brother Wangshang puts his wife and children first, puts down the butcher's knife, and becomes a Buddha on the spot.

Xie Xueshang dragged her, retreated step by step, and went to the firewood and grass pile in the corner of the stove: "You are a beautiful woman, why do you keep the old ways? People are not in vain, peony flowers die, and there is no regret about being a ghost. Today, I secretly crossed the air, fortunately I was close, begging Sister Lin for medicine, and I saved him by mercy!

Xiao Lin waved his hands wildly, his feet flicked wildly, and he struggled endlessly: Don't think about it! You are a tough persecution, a rough and domineering bully, I would rather die than give in! Your patient is too evil and deceives people too much, I will not be dishonored!

Xie Xueshang said: Fallacious. Men are not bad, women are not loved, men are not strong, women are not well-behaved!

Xiao Lin slapped his mouth and nose with his backhand, grabbed his cheeks, twisted his ears, and scratched his cheeks and neck: men are making mistakes, women should teach them a lesson, men want to bully, and women want to fight back in self-defense.

Xie Xueshang raised his head and waved his face to dodge, and said with a smile: Hitting is kissing, scolding is love, not beating or scolding is not a mandarin duck, the more you flirt and scold, the more I like it, the more excited I amuse!

Xiao Lin couldn't attack, so he retracted his hand and attacked, grabbed his crotch, and scratched his thigh: My greatest happiness is to see you cry for your descendants!

Xie Xueshang suddenly changed color, suddenly let go, pushed forward, and took advantage of her unstable footing, when she kicked her face down, kicked her face down, and kicked her down on the pile of firewood and grass: Toast, I play you, punish wine, I give you! You don't obey, and you don't accept it, I ruin your dignity, ruin your family business, and avoid disasters instead of going alone, please think twice! Alas, the most poisonous woman is a femme fatale.

Xiao Lin turned over and sat up: It's a disaster that can't be avoided, why doesn't the overlord take the bow hard?

Xie Xueshang bent forward, grabbed her hair from the back of her head, and said angrily: Shameless slut, shouting "indecent," and calling the adulterer Prosperity to help! Half an hour ago, "Yehe", don't think that I haven't seen it, how can heaven's will be bearable? Phew, you also put on the clothes of your husband, pretending to be a fake "stand-in"! You screamed so loudly that we squatted outside the wall, and we could hear "running horses"! You dedicated yourself to glory and refused to be a businessman?

Xiao Lin stiffened her mouth and said: What didn't happen at all, you made up lies to scare me, what do you want to do?

Xie Xueshang let go of his hair, grabbed her shoulders, turned her over, stared at her eyes, and said sharply: Knowing that the thieves and ghosts are slippery, I can't take it alone, so Shang brought a few people as helpers. According to the usual practice, if the businessman is caught, the prostitute will be fined 5,000 and the prostitute will be fined 5,000!

Xiao Linxing's eyes widened, and she went out: I thank you, poke the hornet's nest, scratch, and punish. The old lady was a shameless woman, so she didn't care about this money, she couldn't get along with Xie Xiong for a long time, and she just broke up the stall!

Xie Xueshang grabbed her shoulder and shook her a few times: "Not a good slut, why don't you understand Shang's intentions? One person is for selfishness, three people are for the public, I have never broken the door to arrest her, I am looking for Sister Lin for personal gain, I am here to save my sister!

Xiao Linger opened his hand, turned around and wanted to slip away: "Eat tofu", call me to help, sleep with me, wouldn't it be Pudu me to heaven? Demons and monsters put on robes, really think that they are Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, and they are deceiving people.

Xie Xueshang grabbed her hand: Sleep on broken shoes, what? Xie Han sleeps, prosperous sleeps, Shang can't sleep? Open a price, if you sleep, a few pennies? Sudden beauty, fortunately, don't be surprised, I am reckless, I hope to beg for forgiveness! With foolish plans, don't make the next day, and make a good plan together! Sister Lin, how do you want to respect?

Xiao Lin said: You brought someone to arrest "prostitution" today, but you didn't arrest it, and you wanted to coerce me, it was clear that you didn't want to pay, you just wanted to sleep in vain, not only this time, next time, again and again eight times, or even for a lifetime, you won't pay for it.

Xie Xueshang said: Why does Sister Lin Yishang and others make a promise, how dare they break their promises? A gentleman's words, it is difficult to chase the horse, so don't be suspicious! Buying and selling is to pay attention to your affection and my willingness, and I promise to pay according to the price. If you disobey, let Shang Tian hit five thunderbolts, and he will not die well, and he will not fall into the whole corpse!

Xiao Lin pulled her hair in a bun, her cloak was spreading, and she took off her clothes as she walked out, and sneered: "Okay! Come with me, go to the courtyard, let's sleep in public, do you dare to do it? Sleep with the patriarch! Sleep with your father! Sleep with the village chief! If you don't dare to take this job, you will shut up with the old lady!

Xie Xueshang paused: Qingben beauty, what can I do as a prostitute? Stinky seller B, take it off, Lao Tzu obeys you, others still think I took it off when they see it! I've seen a shameless prostitute, but I've never seen a more rampant ** than you.

Xiao Lin smiled: full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, a belly full of male thieves and prostitutes, false exaggeration and deception of hypocrites, Ling Good and fear of evil and real villains, why should you be annoyed and ashamed? You retracted your head back into a turtle shell, and you confessed it so quickly? The old lady is just trying her hand at it, and she hasn't shown her trick yet!

Xie Xueshang said: I knew that people and money were empty, Lao Tzu should not remember the old feelings, but should break down the door and catch the appearance, so that you will be ruined and stinking for 10,000 years.

Xiao Lin said: People are floating in the rivers and lakes, how can they not be knifed, do you have any regret medicine? Give me one, taste it!

Xie Xueshang said: Play me around, play black with me, don't be too complacent, victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, why is it humiliating? You are a young sprout, you don't know the current affairs, you can compete for the hero, the gun shoots the first bird, under the nest, how can there be eggs?

Xiao Lin said: Do you want to roll? If you don't roll, I will wear a three-point style, crying and going out, in front of everyone's eyes, you are a mouse crossing the street--- everyone shouts and beats!

Xiao Lin took off her clothes, and when she threw off her clothes, the 2,000 yuan in her pocket was accidentally thrown off and fell at Xie Xueshang's feet.

Xie Xueshang bent down to pick it up and fled with a cigarette.

Xiao Lin got dressed and chased him out, but he didn't know where he was going in the blink of an eye, and he couldn't inquire about it, so he only thought he was unlucky. Later, she was glad that the check for 10,000 yuan was not stolen by him thanks to her wit and hiding it in her bra.