Chapter 1066 is very warping
Seeing Lin Tian with a serious face, he said that Zhang Hua's problem was very serious, and Zhang Hua was so frightened that he was about to cry. Bayi Chinese ā āā„.ā 8=1ā¤Zā„ā„.=Cā¤Oā„M
Hearing that Lin Tian's so-called problem was serious, he was actually ridiculing his legs shaking excitedly because it was finally his turn, Zhang Hua couldn't help but feel a little like crying, but he was also relieved.
"Oh, I'm just kidding you, why are you still crying!" Lin Tian said with a huff.
āā¦ā¦ Master, I didn't cry, I was scared into a cold sweat by you. Zhang Hua touched the cold sweat on his face and said.
"I know, you don't think I'm just joking with you again, why are you explaining so seriously. Lin Tian said dissatisfiedly.
"......" Zhang Hua was completely speechless, and simply remained silent.
"Alright, let's get started, I'm a little hungry. Lin Tian said.
So, Lin Tian restrained his joking mentality and began to listen to Zhang Hua talk about his cultivation process, and quickly found the cause of the problem.
In fact, what Lin Tian found after listening to it could not be regarded as a problem at all for them, it could only be regarded as a long detour.
What Lin Tian has to do is to use the experience of those who have come before, stand in the sky, look down on the earth, and point out to them the most correct and recent path to take.
After Zhang Hua heard this, he became even more excited.
This time, not only did my legs tremble, but my whole body couldn't stop shaking.
So, Zhang Hua was also excited, found a corner to meditate, and began to practice according to Lin Tianjiao's method.
Lin Tian looked at the two people in meditation, and also found a place, sat on the ground, looked at them, and thought about his thoughts.
Staying here, firstly, Lin Tian also needs space and time, so that he can calm down and take a look at the recent events, and secondly, it can be regarded as a protector of the Dharma.
After all, when cultivating, especially when a few of them get their own guidance, they need to devote themselves wholeheartedly to digesting it well, and constantly impact the previously blocked path in their body veins.
Lin Tianshou was here, so as not to let anyone know about it and suddenly come over and disturb them.
After a while, Lin Tian felt that Zhu Xu's body was filled with a breath after breaking through the first realm, and it seemed that it should have gone from the broken mirror to the condensing realm.
However, after Zhu Xu broke through, there was only an uncontrollable smile on the corner of his mouth, but his eyes did not open, nor did he stand up, and he continued to meditate.
And not long after, Zhang Hua also had a breakthrough aura on his body, and he also reached the condensation realm to cultivate, and similarly, he did not get up, but continued to meditate and understand.
Lin Tian knew that the reason they didn't get up was because they still had the strength to continue impacting, and now they had only just broken through to the initial stage of the condensation realm.
Lin Tian was not surprised by their rapid breakthrough cultivation, nor did he have the slightest feeling of envy or jealousy.
He knew that although it was his own guidance, they had broken through their current cultivation in a short period of time, which could be described as a god of progress.
However, in fact, what really made them improve was the efforts they had made in the end.
It was their hard work and hard cultivation on weekdays, but because they had taken a fork in the road, their true qi was blocked, and they accumulated it.
It seems that the previous cultivation seems to be useless, and nothing can be gained.
But it is also a necessary step, which is equivalent to laying the foundation.
Even if there was no Lin Tian, they would be able to break through that layer of obstacles sooner or later, but Lin Tian helped them greatly advance that time.
How far they can go depends on their own efforts, Lin Tian can only provide them with a more correct path, rather than directly taking them to their destination.
It is in this way that Lin Tian can be regarded as a truly qualified master.
This is the real Master leading the way in, and the cultivation is personal.
After waiting for a long time, almost at the same time, Zhu Xu and Zhang Hua both broke through a level and reached the middle level of the condensation realm.
After meditating for a while, until the momentum in the body disappeared, and the remaining true qi was not enough to break through the ceiling of the high level, Zhu Xu and Zhang Hua stopped a little unsatisfied.
However, this is just the case, which is already very satisfying to them.
"Master!" Zhu Xu and Zhang Hua jumped up from the ground and looked at Lin Tian with excitement on their faces.
Looking at Lin Tian's eyes, how to describe it, Lin Tian felt like a prisoner who had been locked up for more than ten years, and he was suddenly let out, and he saw the kind of eyes of his sister!
"Master, let me hug you! My mood is so excited and complicated!" Zhu Xu pounced.
"Whew, Master, thank you! I love you so much! I want to hug you!" Zhang Hua screamed and pounced.
"I'll hug your grandmother's legs! give me a serious point!" Lin Tian waited for them to get closer, jumped up, and rewarded each of them with a brain.
"Woo woo woo~~ Master, let's kill us, it's our blessing to be killed by you!" Zhang Hua and Zhu Xu were directly beaten down by Lin Tian, but they didn't give up, and hugged Lin Tian's thigh tightly on the ground.
"Damn, are you respecting your teacher?"
"Let me go! Lao Tzu's pants are about to be pulled off by you!!" Lin Tian roared angrily, pulling his pants desperately, but he was still pulled off half by the two of them.
When Lin Tian was tugging on his pants and fighting for his pants with Zhu Xu and Zhang Hua, who were screaming excitedly, the door was slammed in, and a head melon stuck in, and Lin Tian and the others immediately stopped and looked over.
"Eat...... Ahem, I said, you masters and apprentices are having a lot of fun......" Xiahou Qingyi was a little surprised.
"What, it's not what you think......" Lin Tian gave a kick and kicked Zhu Xu and Zhang Hua away.
"Ah, eat, eat, starve. Zhu Xu took the lead in getting up and walked out.
"Hey, you wait for me. Zhang Hua followed and walked out.
"Oh~~ It turns out that I am not hugging your thighs excitedly as I thought, that is ......" Xiahou smiled lightly with ill intentions.
"Damn!" Lin Tian gestured two middle fingers to her, but his pants fell off.
"Lin Tian, you dare to play hooligan on me!" Xiahou Qingyi covered his eyes with his hands, but he kept two thin fingers, and Hao peeked shamelessly.
"Damn! Who is playing hooligan! Obviously you are peeking at me!" Lin Tian said unhappily.
"Cut! Miss Ben wants to see you, it's all cheap for you, do you need to peek!" Hearing Lin Tian demolish himself, Xiahou Qingyi's cheeks flushed slightly, and then he simply put his hand down and stared at Lin Tian with a big grin.
"Interesting, staring at the old man who doesn't wear pants, I've never seen a man wearing pants!" Lin Tian pursed his lips, and under the gaze of Xiahou Qingyi, he bent down and grabbed his pants.
Now Lin Tian is only wearing a pair of underwear and briefs on his lower body, Lin Tian feels a little embarrassed, but Xiahou is a girl in light clothes, but he doesn't shy away from suspicion at all, which can't help but make Lin Tian feel a little depressed.
"They are all brothers who are against the scales, and everyone is teammates who share life and death, captain, don't be so dirty in your thoughts, okay. ā
"Also, I can't see it, your ass is quite upright, hehehe~~"
After Xiahou Qingyi finished speaking, he left with a smile.
"Stinky girl! Dare to tease me! See how I clean you up in the future!"
was actually molested by a woman, Lin Tian felt very depressed.
He really didn't expect Xiahou Qingyi to be so bold, and he ate his own ice cream so calmly and awe-inspiringly, which really made him speechless.
After putting on his pants, Lin Tian was about to go out, but after thinking about it, he walked to the dressing mirror in the room and took a picture of it.
"Well, it's quite warped. Lin Tian leaned sideways, looked at the mirror, and looked at the ...... own ass.
Lin Tian couldn't help but reach out and touch it, and then patted it again, thinking to himself, I heard that the more warped the buttocks, the stronger the ability of a man to snap, well, according to his own experience and the evaluation of his wives, it makes sense.
Moreover, I heard that men with upturned butts are also very sexy in the eyes of women, which is a plus.
Beckham, a famous former football player in a certain country and a fan girl all over the world, doesn't there be a ****.
Lin Tian touched his buttocks and couldn't help but smile.
Oops, my brother is really born to be a heartthrob, his charm can't be stopped, and even his ass is so conquestful!
Lin Tian...... What are you doing......" Bu Mengting's voice suddenly came from behind her, with a strange tone.
When Xiahou Qingyi left, the door was not closed, leaving a gap, she came to ask Lin Tian to eat, seeing that Lin Tian had not gone down, Bu Mengting came over to call him, and as soon as his head came in, he saw Lin Tian facing the mirror, touching his ass with a smile......
"Ah, hahahaha, Meng Ting, this, that, what are you looking for me. Lin Tian was taken aback, and hurriedly withdrew his hand, looking at Bu Mengting snorting haha.
"Of course I told you to go down for lunch. What were you doing just now, why were you smirking in the mirror and touching your ass?" asked Bu Mengting.
"Ah, that's it......" Lin Tian rolled his eyes and said, "My pants have just been hooked, I'll look at it to see if it's broken." ā
"Then why are you smirking?" Bu Mengting said suspiciously.
"Well, of course, I'm glad to see that it's not scratched. Lin Tian walked over, hugged Bu Mengting and kissed her, then turned her head around and walked out together by pressing her shoulders.
"I'm tired all morning, I'm starving, go, eat, eat. Lin Tian gently pushed Bu Mengting and walked towards the restaurant downstairs.
In his heart, Lin Tian breathed a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, my brother was witty and resolved an embarrassment.
After all, it is impossible to tell Bu Mengting directly that it is because Xiahou Qingyi said that his ass is up, so he is intoxicated with his **** comparable to Beckham.
If he said this, he would be regarded by Bu Mengting as deliberately teasing herself, Xiahou Qingyi was nothing, but Lin Tian had to be taught a lesson by Bu Mengting, so it would be boring.
When I went down to the restaurant, the big table was already full of food, all of which were takeaways ordered by the Dragon Emperor.
As soon as he entered the restaurant, Lin Tianxian's eyes were focused on him, and the Dragon Emperor looked at him with strange eyes.
Damn, could it be that Xiahou lightly dressed girl sued the Dragon Emperor and said that she took off her pants in front of her?!
(End of chapter)