Chapter 27: Facing Divination

"Can you take back what you just said?" asked Li Mu.

“…… What would you do if I said no?"

"Gladly accepted. ”

“…… Villain. ”

"Where do you want to touch it?"

"Face and hands, is that okay?"

"Of course. ”

"FFFFF, you are so generous, you can do it elsewhere?"

"If I had, if you wanted. Li Mu said.

“…… Don't. Wait for me a while, something's wrong. ”

"Good. ”

Li Mu walked into the classroom, the professor had not yet arrived, and several students were talking about interesting things.

He walked to the last row and sat down, pulling out his phone to play.

"After class, let's go play together?" was sent by Wang Yao.

"Where are you going?"

"There is a divination shop in Hongdae, which is said to be very accurate, and I want to go and tell my fortune this year. ”

"Do you still believe this?"

"It's just for fun, and many students say that the love luck test there is very accurate. Don't you want to give it a try?"

"Love luck?" Li Mu pondered, although he didn't believe in this at all, it was actually not bad to go and see.

"Then it's decided, I'll look for you after class. ”

"Got it. Li Mu said.

The old professor of Mediterranean hairstyles walked in and gave a lecture to everyone, and Li Mu listened carefully while observing his mobile phone.

But K hasn't been sending a message for a long time, and I don't know what she's doing?

Buzzing.

"FFFF, haven't you waited for a long time. ”

"No, I'm trying to get to class. ”

"Her, liar, you must have been waiting for me, otherwise how could you reply to me so quickly?"

"Because when you put it in your hand, you can feel it when you move it. ”

"I don't believe it, but will it disturb your class? What if you don't do well in the exam?"

"It's okay, I'm a genius. ”

"Narcissist, how can anyone say that. ”

"I'm that kind of person. ”

"Guess what I just did?"

"Going to the bathroom?"

“…… You're going to think of this, really, I made a cupcake, do you want to eat it?

"If you want to eat, hurry up and give it to me. Li Mu typed and looked at the professor as if he was listening carefully to the lecture.

Seeing Li Mu's serious appearance, the professor nodded slightly, completely unaware that this was all his acting skills, if he went to act in a movie, the Oscar award would definitely be good.

"I can't give it to you for nothing, what are you going to do for me?"

"Do you want kiss coins?"

"I don't want to. ”

"And what do you want?"

"I didn't think about it, I didn't seem to lack anything. ”

"Lack of love. Li Mu smiled.

"You lack love, and there are so many people who love me that it's like a mountain. FFFF”

"And what can I give you?"

"So be it, next time we meet, I'll bite you because you've always bullied me, FFFF"

"You're a teddy, and you'll be sold by your owner if you bite someone. ”

"You're still a lion, you're going to be in a zoo. ”

"Can I eat then?"

"Eat, eat more, I like to eat blessed men. ”

"Isn't that me?"

"You're a lion, not a human, FFFFF. ”

"They're all animals anyway, so there's not much difference. Li Mu said.

After class, the professor left the group assignment and left.

"Then you fall in love with this bear. FFFFF”

An orange cartoon bear pattern was sent, and the bear puffed up its chest and stood with its hands in its hands, quite imposing.

"It can't be you, is it? fat and short. Li Mu smiled evilly.

"It's not me, it's you! You're a bear and a lion!"

"Bear and lion, hey, how can this creature exist?"

"Don't you exist?

"Hey, then you're Teddy Bear. Li Mu said.

At this time, Wang Yao came from the door.

"Let's go, go to divination, I want to know when I will get married?" Wang Yao smiled.

"When you can control the lower half of your body, it will be the day you evolve into a human, and I think at that time, there should be human women who are willing to be your spouses. Li Mu said.

"If it weren't for my good mental quality, I would have sent you to heaven and made a date with Jesus. ”

"If so, you also have to go to hell and Satan to repent. ”

"I really want to go to Satan for repentance now. Wang Yao rolled his eyes.

"Is it to tell him that you have met the guiding light in your life?" Li Mu got up.

"Don't be poor, let's go. Wang Yao said.

The two walked side by side and walked towards the subway station.

"L, I'm busy again, let's talk in the evening, remember to wait for my message. FFFF”

"Well, I'll wait for you. FFFF”

"It's that teddy again? You're going further and further down the inhuman path. Wang Yao said.

"It's closer than you, and with you by my side, I'm never worried. Li Mu patted Wang Yao on the shoulder.

Take the subway and come to Hongdae.

Even on weekdays, it's overcrowded.

"Wow, beauty!" Wang Yao's eyes lit up, completely forgetting the fact that he had a girlfriend.

"Your eyeballs are about to pop out, and people think you're mentally ill. ”

"It's the instinct of a normal man, and a guy like you is mentally ill. Wang Yao was disdainful.

"When will you succeed in evolving into a real human?" Li Mu said earnestly.

"It's better than you to be cold, let's go quickly, I don't know if I want to line up today. Wang Yao pulled Li Mu through the flow of people and into an alley.

Almost all of them are small divination shops here, with face divination, tarot divination, and eight-character hexagrams, which are completely a good place for gods to cheat money.

Male and female humans who have been reduced by the aura of love have their intelligence attributes in line up, waiting to donate money to this group of unearned gods and get spiritual comfort.

Shen Stick and a pair of lovers said that you would be happy for a lifetime, but the next day, both of them split their legs, and a few years later they got married, and they were really happy for a lifetime, but with someone else.

Li Mu was also lining up with an intellectually uncivilized male human, and then exchanged his hard-earned money for a few mouthfuls of saliva.

"Phew, there seem to be very few people today, it seems that it will be our turn in a while, which is great. "Intellectually uncivilized male humans seem to be happy.

"With my intelligence, even if I decline again, I shouldn't accompany you to this kind of place, is it because I've been single for too long?" Li Mu muttered to himself in distress.

"What are you talking nonsense, it's really smart here, you can't talk nonsense for a while. "Wang Yao is very serious.

"Obviously want to listen to completely unfounded words, and even ask me not to speak?" Li Mu spread his hands.

"You don't understand at all, there are gods three feet above our heads, and there is an invisible thread pulling us in the dark. Wang Yao's eyes were as sincere as an idiot.

"Go in, idiot. Li Mu pushed Wang Yao into the tent.