1119, Fangzi 2
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As soon as she got home, Jiang Mei couldn't wait to fry the medicine according to Old Man Yuan's method, and Wang Bo began to cook. There were only two people in the house, and he went to the hospital to see Old Man Yuan in the afternoon, and then grabbed medicine or something and ran around outside for several hours, he was also a little tired, so he simply fried a pot of meat and fried loofah.
When I finished eating, the medicine that Jiang Mei grabbed was also fried, fried in a clay pot that I bought at the farmers' market, and poured several bowls out, the color was black and brown, a bit like Wang Laoji and Jia Duobao that Wang Bo often drank in his previous life, but there was a strong smell of Chinese medicine.
"It's a little hot, cool it before drinking. Jiang Mei said. Jiang Mei, who had been circling around the mud jar and paying attention to the fire, was flushed at this time, and her forehead was covered with sweat, and she was obviously tired from the first operation.
"Meimei, when I was a child, I watched my grandmother decoct medicine, and usually a big pot was fried and there was only a small bowl left at the end. You have such a few big bowls, at least 2,000 milliliters, right?Why do you feel a little wrong?" Looking at the several large bowls of steaming health soup on the coffee table, Wang Bo was suspicious.
"Uncle Yuan said, there are so many medicines decoctioned. Because this is not a cure, it is mainly a conditioner...... It regulates the body, so it's a little different from ordinary Chinese medicine!" Jiang Mei took the tissue handed over by Wang Bo, wiped the sweat on her forehead, and explained.
"But you have to drink so many medicines for a long time, can you drink them?" Wang Bo said with concern.
Uncle Yuan said that it could be drunk as a drink. There are two flavors in it, mint and rock sugar, which have a sweet taste. Jiang Mei said again. She tasted a spoonful with a small spoon when she came out of the jar just now, and it was sweet.
As far as my experience since I was a child, there is nothing that is not bitter in Chinese medicine. Mei Mei, I think you were probably deceived by that old guy!" Wang Bo shook his head, feeling that the old man Yuan's words were becoming more and more unreliable. At first, he was a little curious about the health soup that tossed him and Jiang Mei for a night, but now after seeing Jiang Mei's busy achievements and rhetoric, he no longer has any expectations in his heart.
"Give it a try. Anyway, it doesn't take much effort. But what if it's true?" Jiang Mei blinked, the anticipation on her face undiminished.
During the chat, a few bowls of health soup were already half cold. You can start drinking.
Jiang Mei picked up a bowl, put it to her lips, carefully tested the temperature with her lips, and then carefully brought it to Wang Bo, and said to Wang Bo with an expectant face: "Xiao Bo, it's not hot, you can drink it, you can drink it quickly." ”
"What? I drink? this...... Isn't this for you to drink?" Wang Bo was taken aback, he always thought that this kind of Laoshizi health soup was prepared by Old Man Yuan for Jiang Mei, and even saw Jiang Mei so active, and in private he once thought that it was some kind of "seeking children", "good birth" and other swaggering things, because Jiang Mei always wanted a child in his heart, and he knew this very well. But it will take a few more years, and now that he is still a child, he really can't imagine what it is like to be a father.
Wang Bo saw that Jiang Mei's face was a little flustered, and suddenly a lightning bolt crossed his mind, he stared at the woman's face and asked, "Meimei, are you hiding something from me?"
"It's not ......" Jiang Mei's eyes dodged, and the blush rippled on her pretty face that was white and red again, "Why don't you drink, Xiaobo, I'm ...... I really didn't hide it from you!" The flush on the woman's face was even worse, the flush turned into a red tide, and even the roots of her ears seemed to be stained with a layer of blood, at first glance, she was the master who rarely lied, at least in front of him, Wang Bo felt that this was the first time that a woman had not told him the truth.
Of course, Jiang Mei won't harm him, I guess there is something in it that is difficult to talk about. She didn't want to say it for the time being, and Wang Bo didn't want to persecute her own woman, so she took the health soup handed over by Jiang Mei, and before drinking it, she glanced at Jiang Mei who was both expectant and nervous in front of her with a smile, and said: "Meimei, your posture can't help but remind me of a play in "Water Margin", that is, Pan Jinlian serving his husband Wu Dalang to drink medicine. If I drink this black thing, I won't bleed to death, will I?"
Wang Bo was originally a joke, but after Jiang Mei heard it, she was stunned at first, and then her face changed greatly, and the red tide on her face receded in an instant. Jiang Mei snatched the medicine bowl from Wang Bo's hand, and said nervously and apologetically: "Yes, I'm sorry, Xiaobo, yes...... It's me who didn't think it through. I...... I'll try it first. If it's okay, you drink it again. ”
Wang Bo didn't expect his joke to make Jiang Mei's reaction so big, so he hurriedly said: "Don't, Meimei, I'm just joking, don't take it seriously." You take it, I'll drink it, I'll drink it now!"
But Jiang Mei refused to live or die, took two steps back, picked up the bowl, quickly drank the decoction in her hand, and after drinking it all, she wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, patted her chest and said, "Xiaobo, you wait." Wait half an hour. If there is anything wrong with this medicine, it will be almost ...... after half an hour It should almost have a result. ”
"What are you waiting for, hurry up and bring a bowl to your husband, who is very thirsty. Wang Bo beckoned to Jiang Mei and asked the woman to quickly bring him a bowl. Although Jiang Mei's behavior just now was just a stress reaction after his joke, this reaction moved him very much - what could be more touching than standing up for himself in the face of an unknown danger and blocking his beloved behind?
"Wait, Bo, ah, wait. Jiang Mei shook her head, just asking him to wait.
"Don't wait. I'm dying of thirst! You don't want to serve it to me, do you? Hmph, I'll serve it myself!" Wang Bo snorted and went to the other medicine bowls on the coffee table. Seeing this, Jiang Mei was taken aback and ran up to stop her, but in the end she was still a step slower. The medicine bowl had already been held in Wang Bo's hand, put it to his mouth, and poured it into his mouth violently.
"Why don't you wait...... Woowoo...... Why don't you wait...... Woowoo...... If you have ...... What's the matter...... How do you let me live? How do you explain to your father, your mother, your sister, and Tian Xin...... Woo woo woo ......" Suddenly, Jiang Mei suddenly cried sadly and kept hitting him with her hands.
Wang Bo didn't expect that the lethality of his joke would be so great, and he began to regret it. He gently put the medicine bowl in his hand on the coffee table, and then took the crying woman into his arms, patted his back and whispered comfortingly: "Don't cry, don't cry! I was just joking, I saw that you were nervous." We have no grievances with that old man Yuan, you are so good to him, it is chicken soup, duck soup and bone broth, ordinary children can't do it, why is he hurting us? So don't worry Meimei, it's okay - what can it be?"
But the woman kept crying, even her body was trembling, and she apologized to him while crying, saying that she only wanted to nourish his body and kidneys, but she didn't think of the risks, she really damned it.
Jiang Mei cried and said, Wang Bo suddenly realized, and thought, after a long day of "health soup", it turned out to be a strong //yang medicine, no wonder Jiang Mei has been hesitant and refuses to tell the truth!
But how did Old Man Yuan see that he and Jiang Mei were "husband and wife"?
Could it be that the old guy really has a bit of Taoism? Or is it that the recipe he sent Jiang Mei to "pass on men but not women" was really prescribed by the imperial doctor, and the secret recipe for Kangxi Qianlong's two wild boar skin emperors yin//Le harem is not successful?
Thinking like this, Wang Bo suddenly became excited. What annoys him the most now, the most worrying and hurried, is that he can't satisfy the women around him and bring them sex. Of course, he can take tricks, such as trimming the middle finger and ring finger of his right hand with nail clippers every day.
But always using skills, lacking face-to-face, real swords and real work is not a thing! That is the patent of men in island countries, and it is okay to use it occasionally, and it can be used all the time, and even if it is used as a backer, it will not be done. What he likes is the strength and strength of European and American men, the kind of ambition and momentum that goes on a rampage, breaks through them with force, and crushes everything! If he always tries tricks, he can certainly satisfy women technically, but after all, it is not very upright, it is a crooked and evil way, not a righteous way, and it is a thing that hurts self-esteem.
Jiang Mei didn't know what was going on in Wang Bo's head, and kept crying, blaming herself, saying that she was too reckless and inconsiderate.
Wang Bo patted Jiang Mei's back and kept comforting, but it had no effect. The woman was already frightened by his joke, and loved him too much, and cared about him too much. Wang Bo saw that the positive comfort was ineffective, so he could only say from the negative:
"Don't cry, Meimei, you think like this, if this is really some kind of poison, I drink it all now, and it won't help you worry about it. And you also drank this medicine, I died, unless it is a special gram for men and women, you can't run away. Why are they both dead, what's so bad about facing my mother's old man?
"Hehe, but when I die, I can have such a gentle, kind, beautiful and generous woman like Meimei, who is kind to me, and I am also regarded as 'peony flowers die, and ghosts are also romantic', and I have no regrets when I die! Sister-in-law Zeng's rice noodles are enough for them to eat, so we don't need to worry, let's do it underground for decades and live with the wild mandarin ducks!
Jiang Mei saw that Wang Bo began to talk nonsense, the more he spoke, the more crooked he became, and after so ten minutes passed, his body didn't seem to feel anything unusual, except for a warm, hot, hot spring-like thing slowly flowing in his inner body, Jiang Mei finally broke into a smile, raised his head, gave him a blank look and said: "People are so worried, but you are there to talk about it......!" It's been ten minutes since that health soup, and you have ...... now Do you feel anything?"