Asuka and Shinji were in a coma for three days, during which time the nurse only wiped herself with a wet towel once a day, and now she feels unwell and just wants to take a shower. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

After the new clothes were washed and dried automatically, Asuka immediately went to take a bath.

When she took off her clothes, Asuka looked at Shinji's body in the mirror, a sturdy young man, with a face full of embarrassment, this was the first time she had seen a man's body without clothes.

"I didn't expect this kid to look sven on the surface, and he has a lot of muscular lines. Asuka touched this and pinched that, "Yo, there are 6 abs." "People who can maintain this body shape are undoubtedly resolute, and they must be maintained after long-term and regular exercise, because the body fat percentage immediately soars if they slack off.

When she washed the soft stuff underneath, Asuka felt very strange in her heart, and now men have no secrets about her...... However, how did it get bigger and bigger?!And a strange urge lingered in her lower abdomen, and Asuka almost wanted to vomit blood, "How can this be?" she was at a loss. Fortunately, the serpentine did not stand up and stopped, otherwise she would have died of shame.

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As soon as Shinji returns to his room, Q automatically turns on the air conditioner and lights. When I imported the battle data of the No. 2 machine into the computer for analysis, I didn't expect that I couldn't even get into the operation interface, so Shinji patted his head, "Little Q, add administrator permissions." ”

Computer screen display: Please verify the iris and hand capillary lines.

These two kinds of verification of the dead can't pass, even if you gouge out your eyes and cut your hands on Shinji, you just don't take into account the situation of changing your body.

"Wow, what is this, how can there be such a thing in it?!" Asuka ran out naked with a frightened face, and Penpen tilted her head and walked out of the bathroom with a puzzled look.

Penpen would put water to adjust the temperature of the water by himself, and then soak in the bathtub for a warm bath, and his IQ was against the sky.

Shinji had been waiting in the living room for a long time, "That's Misato's pet, an animal called a penguin, whose name is Penpen. Don't look at its stupid appearance, its IQ should be equivalent to that of a five- or six-year-old child, and it can understand human speech. ”

"Really? unbelievably ......"

Penpen black question mark face, what's going on with this, the new tenant knows it better than Shinji?

"Also, fortunately, Misato is not here, she will not be able to control it if you come out like this, it will be unsightly. Shinji glanced at Asuka and said.

Asuka didn't blush, but crossed her hands and said, "It's not my body, what am I afraid of?" The man's thing is disgusting, a hard tendon meat, or a girl's body is soft and curved. ”

"Let me tell you, all of Japan's teenagers have such perfect bodies on one hand. Moreover, men have beards, and the hair everywhere is thicker and shinier than women, as well as the Adam's apple, well-developed muscles, clear hairline, exposed green tendons, and angular gills, full of strength and masculine beauty. ”

Asuka is not to be outdone: "Women have breasts, beautiful soft lines, collarbones, elbow joints, delicate ankles, expectant eyes, sweet voices, clear hair, in short, women have more advantages than men to express beauty." ”

"Get rid of cosmetics and other cheating equipment, and after restoring your original appearance, you women will be dull. Don't look at you young and beautiful now, after puberty, without the support of high concentration of hormones, you will immediately become an aunt, this is the characteristic of Germanic blood. Shinji unleashed a critical hit.

"You're even more poisonous than a woman as a man!"

"I'm just telling the truth, hurry up and wash it, I'm still waiting. ”

Asuka could only go back to the shower in a huff, and when it was over, Shinji dogged the milk and said, "Asuka, please do me a favor, my computer needs you to verify your identity before you can use it." ”

"Oh, you have times when you ask me, huh?" Asuka said, raising her chin.

"Uh......" Shinji can only blame himself for being cheap.

Asuka approached Shinji, pinched his chin and said in a domineering tone, "If you want me to help, you can ask me." ”

"Please, Queen-sama!" Shinji didn't hesitate for even a second, and directly hugged Asuka's thigh, and almost rolled to the ground.

The corners of Asuka's mouth twitched, but he didn't expect Shinji to usually look like he was unwilling to suffer, but in fact, he didn't have any discipline at all, he just enjoyed the fun of fighting with Asuka.

"Don't put on such a flattering face with my cute face, it's disgusting!" Asuka goosebumps fell to the ground.

As soon as she entered Shinji's room, she was greeted by portraits all over the walls, which were very visually striking, "Is this ...... But she doesn't seem to be that mature......"

"No, that's my mother. ”

After unlocking Xiao Q's permissions, Shinji immediately changed the verification method and closed the biological verification permission of the original body, he was afraid that Asuka would pretend to be him, and all the information would be exposed, especially the VR virtual reality **** of hundreds of terabytes.

"Your mother looks gentle, but this amount is too exaggerated, do you have a mother-love complex?" Asuka said, looking at the wall.

"Ahem, what nonsense are you talking about!"

"What does the first qualified person have to do with your mother, you won't be dating, right? The first thing I saw when I woke up was her, who took good care of me. ”

"Ayanami does look a lot like my mother, but we are fighting partners in life and death, so let's get along well in the future. Shinji doesn't want to reveal Ayana's true information for the time being.

"No wonder. However, I heard that she was chosen because she was favored by Commander Ikati, and the second generation of yours was also directly designated as a pilot, so I am different from you. ”

"Oh, what's the difference?"

"I am an IVF baby that was formed by the combination of sperm from the best scientists purchased from a sperm bank by my researcher's mother. Being able to become an EVA driver is also my own hard work to stand out from thousands of people. Asuka patted her chest muscles proudly, but Shinji always felt like a stinky fart when she saw her face make this expression.

"Oh, is it the sixth generation of genetic diagnosis IVF?"

"Well, of course, that's how we can select the best genes. ”

"Unfortunately, some aspects of artificial technology are still inferior to natural screening. ”

"Oh, what do you think? ”

"First of all, my parents are the founders of NERV, and my mother is the founder of the EVA project, and they are undoubtedly the best scientists, so I am also made from the best eggs and sperm. ”

"Hmph!" Asuka couldn't refute this, and Shinji found his way back to the field.

"And I stood out from 250 million competitors, and the natural conception process is an efficient selection and elimination process. Do you know that the first hurdle alone - cervical mucus can block 99% of sperm, after entering the uterus, the sperm will also be attacked by the maternal immune system, white blood cells will engulf these foreign bodies, and finally only less than 20 can safely reach the fallopian tube, waiting to combine with the egg. Through the manual screening of IVF technology, the sample is only a few hundred sperm, which is too small to select the best genes. Shinji complained, quite reasonable.

"But 85 percent of your 250 million brothers are useless from the start, and they are substandard products as soon as they leave the factory. And there is no doubt that there are fewer defective babies born by natural selection? IVF technology can avoid the appearance of children with genetic defects. Asuka gets to the point.

"Hmm...... There is some truth to this. ”

"Hehe!" Asuka smiled triumphantly and quickly restrained herself.

"I found that IVF has another advantage. Shinji said.

"What's the merit?" Asuka leaned against the door, looking deaf.

"It is possible to eliminate the fox odor gene, the 538th base on the abcc11 gene in the middle of chromosome 16, this gene can control the apocrine glands to reduce the amount of secretion, and the root of the fox odor is the apocrine glands. ”

"Yes...... Asuka was a little uncomfortable.

Shinji sniffed his armpits, "Despite sweating, there is no smell on my body, and almost everyone in the average white person of Germanic descent has a strong body odor, and it takes deodorant to suppress that smell." ”

"Hey, don't overdo it!" Asuka blushed slightly.

"But there's a little regret. ”

"What?"

"The mammary gland is also a variant of the apocrine gland, and if this gene is changed, the growth of the apocrine gland will be inhibited. Shinji's gaze deliberately wandered over his chest.

"Perverted Shinji, are you sarcastic about my small breasts?!"

"No, the size of the mammary is mainly based on adipose tissue, and has little to do with the mammary glands. It's just that the mammary gland's ability to produce milk will be reduced, and there may be insufficient milk to give birth to a child in the future. ”

"I'll kill you!" Asuka's face turned purple, not expecting the perverted Shinji to talk about this topic casually.

"Also, did you wash it cleanly just now? The man's work must be turned over and washed, otherwise he will get sick, and if it is serious, he will have to cut it off......" Shinji continued to talk cheaply while dodging Asuka's pursuit.

The tragedy is that when he took a bath, he was escorted into the bathroom by Asuka and had to wear an eye mask, and Asuka personally wiped his body's back.

Shinji was pained and happy, "I've grown so big, no one has bathed me yet, thank you, Asuka." ”

"Listen to the perverted Shinji, I must be present in the bath in the future, otherwise I won't be able to spare you. ”

"Well, well, I wish someone was served...... Tap, right, right...... Asuka, I have an idea. ”

"What?" she rubbed her hands so hard that they were sore.

"I thought, maybe we didn't have a soul swap, but a memory swap. It's like two computers overwriting each other's hard disk data, but the computer is still the same computer, but the recorded things have changed...... So, which one is you and which one is me?"

"Don't! Don't say it!" Asuka was stunned for a moment, the more she thought about it, the more frightened she became, and suddenly screamed and sat down on the ground.

"What's wrong, are you alright?" Shinji tried to remove the blindfold.

"Don't move!"

Asuka's eyes were red, and tears were almost falling, she was really scared just now, but she didn't dare to let Shinji see how scared she looked.

After being silent for a while, Shinji sensed that something was wrong with the atmosphere and said cautiously, "I'm sorry, I deliberately scared you." Teacher Fuyutsuki has determined that it was the soul that has shifted and not the memory, so don't worry. ”

"Really?"

"Teacher Dongyue is an authority in this regard, no problem...... This is your body, it's not my ...... that hurts when it breaks it."