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Liu Xiaomei smiled: "Isn't it that Yu's little long legs are not good-looking?"

Zhang was afraid to lower his mouth and stopped talking.

Since today is a punitive day, let's prepare everything to meet it.

With Liu Xiaomei's beauty, Zhang was afraid that after eating a piece of steak with difficulty, and when he wanted to eat the second piece, Liu Xiaomei came over: "Don't eat it." "Take the plate, lean down, and gently print it against Zhang Fear's mouth, and then ****.

After a few seconds, he stepped away and fanned his nose and mouth with his little hands: "It's so spicy, it's so rushing." ”

Zhang was afraid and said, "Are you sharing weal and woe?"

Liu Xiaomei smiled and kissed him on the face again: "It's strange, why can't you kiss enough?"

Zhang was afraid of Zhengse and said: "I am a communist fighter, you can't seduce me like this." ”

Liu Xiaomei smiled and spun in place, her skirt fluttered, revealing a smooth lower body wrapped in stockings, but only for a moment, and then said, "You can go home." ”

Zhang was afraid and said, "So kind? You don't even need me to wash the dishes?"

Liu Xiaomei said: "Yes, the ground is not mowed." ”

Zhang was afraid to get up and clean up the dishes and chopsticks, Liu Xiaomei said: "You go quickly, I want to change my clothes, wearing such a dress, I wonder if it's me." ”

Zhang was afraid and said, "It's okay, you can treat me as a blind person." ”

"No, let's go. Liu Xiaomei threw off her high heels and pushed her bare feet out.

Zhang Wei smiled: "Ah, you have become shorter." ”

"I know you like big and tall, go find Yu Xiaoxiao. Liu Xiaomei snorted, turned around and sat on the bed.

Zhang was afraid to hurriedly sit down with him, picked up his legs and said softly: "No, no, no, you are the most beautiful, look at this leg, it is even better than jade, by the way, you can make a leg model...... No, I don't show my own things to others. ”

Liu Xiaomei opened his hand: "Don't take advantage of me." ”

Zhang was afraid and smiled: "You don't change your clothes?"

"Hmph. Liu Xiaomei rarely showed the side of a little woman, thought about it and said: "You are a big radish." ”

Zhang was afraid to look down at Liu Xiaomei's legs: "It's so good-looking." Touching it again, Liu Xiaomei didn't open his hand again, and muttered: "It's so itchy, don't touch it." ”

Zhang was afraid and said, "Then I'll be stronger, can I give you a massage?"

"Not good. Liu Xiaomei moved her legs: "It's summer, let's go swimming." ”

"Ah, what kind of logic is this, why did you go swimming just after talking about legs?" Zhang Wei asked.

"It's nice to walk around and see how good it is, let's go to the South Beach. Liu Xiaomei said, "You don't want to go?"

"How is that possible? As long as I'm with you, I can go to Antarctica. ”

Liu Xiaomei said that she would not think about it, it was expensive to go to Antarctica, and she was still covered like a bear. But then he said, "If only I could bring back a little penguin." ”

Zhang was afraid to ponder: "What did we say at the beginning?"

Liu Xiaomei's eyes widened: "It's time for you to go home." ”

Zhang Wei touched his head: "In terms of saying the wrong thing, I am self-taught, and I really admire myself." ”

Liu Xiaomei smiled: "I've been letting you touch it for a long time, and you're still not satisfied? ”

Zhang Wei said: "It's good now, if I just show you nothing every day, I'll get mad cow disease." ”

Liu Xiaomei laughed, jumped up and kissed him again: "You are the cutest." ”

Zhang Wei said: "The book says that women are moody, that's what you're talking about, right?"

Liu Xiaomei snorted: "Hurry up." ”

Zhang was afraid to lower his mouth: "I'm really good at saying the wrong thing." got up and hugged Liu Xiaomei, hugged tightly for a while, kissed seriously for a while, and finally touched her buttocks violently, grabbed it hard and turned around and ran: "Hehe, it's successful." ”

Liu Xiaomei muttered an idiot and followed out.

Zhang was afraid to open the door and said, "Then I'll go." ”

Liu Xiaomei followed out, stood at the door and said: "I really don't want you to go, you think, let's go out together every morning and come back together in the evening, go shopping and cook, and then watch TV and eat together, how happy we are." ”

Zhang Wei said, "Then I'll stay tonight." ”

He was answered with a slamming of the door.

Zhang Wei touched his nose: "Woman, it's really a strange creature." ”

Liu Xiaomei shouted loudly from the door: "I heard you say bad things about me." ”

Zhang was afraid to pretend not to hear clearly: "What? What are you talking about? Say I'm too serious? Alas, this is my shortcoming. ”

This is the dormitory building, he shouted and screamed, and just when the door opened opposite, a young woman came out, looking him up and down suspiciously, and couldn't understand what was going on.

Zhang was afraid to quickly shut up, lowered his head and walked downstairs quickly.

Liu Xiaomei called: "You deserve it, call me angry again." ”

"Sister Fairy, you are the most beautiful sun in my heart...... Strange, how do you feel like you want to sing. Zhang was afraid to let out a long sigh: "Fortunately, I don't remember the lyrics." ”

"You idiot. Liu Xiaomei said: "I'm taking off my clothes now, I just took off my shirt, and now I take off my skirt, do you want to see it." ”

Zhang Wei said: "Don't look at it, I am a good soldier of the party, and I will never be corrupted." ”

"Oh, you said you'd never touch me, right?" Liu Xiaomei said.

Zhang was afraid of choking for a moment: "Depressed, I said the wrong thing again, the ancients said that if you say too much, you will lose, it's just too right." ”

Liu Xiaomei ignored what he said, and then said her own: "Take off your stockings, take your time, look good." ”

Zhang Wei said in a deep voice: "If this is the case again, I will hang up the phone." ”

Liu Xiaomei smiled: "Take a bath, goodbye." "Hang up.

Zhang was afraid to put away his phone: "This is a goblin." ”

took a taxi home, and suddenly received a call from a fat man, saying that something was wrong.

Zhang was afraid to look at the taxi driver, said that the master stopped, gave the car money to get out of the car, and stood on the side of the road to make a call: "What's the matter?"

The fat man said, "Chop off a hand." ”

"What are you talking about?" said Zhang.

The fat man said: "We went to the hospital, I didn't listen to you about wearing a white coat, and the labor protection clothes we bought on the street were the kind of camouflage uniforms, and there were hoods, and I picked up a broken mask in the garbage can, and then went to the hospital." ”

Zhang Wei reminded: "There is surveillance on the street. ”

"Yes, I don't know who it is anyway. The fat man continued, "To increase the effect, take an axe." ”

Zhang was completely shocked: "Are you a pig, how easy it is to check with an axe." ”

"It's not easy, we went to the old farmer's house to steal it, polished it quickly, put it in a bag and brought it into the hospital, and took it out when we entered the ward, mainly because the kid was too angry, scolding together, the people on our side couldn't stand the excitement, and when the axe went down, the hand fell off. The fat man said.

Zhang opened his mouth: "How fast do you sharpen the axe?"

"Fly fast anyway. The fat man said: "The first to cut is the man, you talk about these two things have many grandchildren, and they live together in the hospital, but it's okay, the man is cut, the woman is crazy and yells, our man slashes the stomach with an axe with his backhand, and the guy is scary...... And then he ran away. ”

Zhang Wei said: "You said so specifically, it seems that you are going to do something?"

The fat man said: "It's really not me, but I can't tell you who it is, anyway, this time it's a big deal, the police have long passed, and the surveillance must be investigated, I hope it's okay." ”

Zhang Wei praised: "You are really a new generation of outstanding hooligans. ”

The fat man said, "It's not that your teacher Zhang taught it well. ”

Zhang was afraid and said: "I don't know what to say at all, you have the ability, come on." ”

The fat man said, "We have an idea, what do you think of running away?"

Zhang is afraid to say that it is a good idea, and he has always acted in Hong Kong TV dramas.

"Nacheng, it's so happily settled, a few of us plan to go on a trip, and you are tired to help get out the six sons and the bandits. The fat man said.

Zhang was afraid and said, "You hurry up and stop me." ”

The fat man asked, "What else should I do?"

Zhang Wei said: "Good news for you, I am now a partner in a law firm, and we are also a high-level person with lawyer friends, so you will stay at home and wait for news tomorrow and the day after tomorrow." ”

After hanging up, he called Fang Baoyu, and only answered the phone after ringing for the second time, Fang Baoyu said, "What do you want to do?"

Zhang was afraid and said, "Here you go...... Wrong, it's a business with us. ”

Fang Baoyu was not happy: "Do you know the price charged?"

"Do you still have to charge?" Zhang said negligently.

Fang Baoyu laughed: "Goodbye." "Just hang up the phone.

Zhang was afraid and said: "There must be a fee for collecting, you see, I pulled you onto my thief ship...... This sentence is a misunderstanding......"

"Don't explain, it must be something wrong with one of your friends, you just want to use me to toss me, big brother, I'd rather you play with me, and give a tip, I can't see money in this kind of business, I will have no motivation, and I can't fight a lawsuit without motivation." Fang Baoyu said.

Zhang was afraid of Zhengse and said: "Don't think about it! I am a person with a wife! I will not look for flowers and willows outside in the evening." ”

Fang Baoyu was stunned for a moment: "Big brother, I won't take the free ones, it's true that we are partners, but I also have to eat." ”

Zhang Wei said: "Who told you that it is free? I will cover all your food and accommodation." ”

Fang Baoyu was stunned for a moment again, and sighed: "I found out that your skin is really unusually thick." ”

Zhang was afraid to say, "Are you really complimenting?"

Fang Baoyu thought for a while: "I suddenly realized that it's not good to be too smart, my smart brain can't react to someone as shameless as you." ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "Then don't react." ”

Fang Baoyu said: "I'll go to bed first, if there is anything to say during the day, I can negotiate with you soberly and receive appropriate remuneration." After that, he hung up the phone.

Zhang Wei snorted: "You know money, it's vulgar." "Reach out and hail a taxi.

After some tossing, it was already half past ten in the evening when I got home, and I played with the big dog and the puppy for a while, and started to work.

I wrote some during the day, and now I have added more than a thousand words, checked and uploaded, and completed today's work.

The next day, Fang Baoyu came to the study concentration camp early in the morning, and as soon as he entered the courtyard, he was startled when he saw three big dogs: "Such a big guy, you want to go crazy?"

Zhang was afraid to say: "In front of them, it's best not to talk nonsense. As he spoke, he raised his foot and kicked Xiaobai: "Go to the side." ”

Xiaobai glared at him angrily, and barked, translated into Mandarin, there are two big black dogs over there, why don't you kick them? )