When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, he found that he liked this little kid a little, what an interesting child, look at it, how sensible, and teachable.

Zhou Wudie crossed his hands on his waist and snorted coldly: "Dongdong, listen to my sister, he is a bad person." ”

"Cut!" Dongdong said dissatisfiedly: "Sister, you can lie to the child, I am a big man, but then again, do you hurt your man like this? ”

When Li Xiaoqiang heard this, he found that he had fallen in love with this little kid, Li Xiaoqiang patted Dongdong's shoulder and said: "Dude, I can temporarily accept you as an outer disciple, as for whether to include it in the inner door, it depends on your future appearance." ”

When Zhou Dongdong heard Li Xiaoqiang's words, he jumped up like a sparrow, Zhou Dongdong raised his fist and came to Li Xiaoqiang, and said with a smile: "Master, you are too master." ”

After saying that, the fists of the two hammered, as if they had known each other for a long time.

Zhou Wudie's chest rose and fell, she didn't expect that her younger brother, who was naughty and mischievous and unconvinced, was full of admiration when she saw Li Xiaoqiang for the first time, and she was angry.

Zhou Wudie said angrily: "Dongdong, why do you turn your arms out, my sister will never introduce you to your little girlfriend again." ”

Dong Dong said with a smile: "Sister, you introduced those are all little girls, in fact, I don't like them, and I don't have my arms turned out, this is my brother-in-law." ”

Zhou Wudie saw Li Xiaoqiang's gloating eyes, and he couldn't wait to strip Li Xiaoqiang naked and correct the law on the spot, ooxx a hundred times, as for whether he would light a candle and whip it fiercely, I am afraid it is unknown.

Next, Li Xiaoqiang had a headache with this little kid again, he kept circling around Li Xiaoqiang, asking what is the name of our sect, is the peerless martial arts like the Jiuyang Sutra, and asked a question that made Li Xiaoqiang's egg extremely painful, master, how many concubines do you have in your harem?

Li Xiaoqiang really couldn't stand the mosquito-like Zhou Dongdong, and said nonsense, the master is so suave, he naturally wants to build a big harem.

Such a sentence has become Zhou Dongdong's motto, after Zhou Dongdong went home, the QQ signature was directly changed to 'My dream is to build a big harem, with a big-breasted woman on the left, a thin-waisted woman on the right, and a big-ass woman in front of him, three hundred rounds of group fighting'.

After Li Xiaoqiang left Zhou Wudie, he deposited the money in the bank and then came to the school.

He still has two electives in the morning.

Li Hao returned to the dormitory, Lin Zhiming, Lu Erben, and Chen Jianguo were all in the dormitory.

Lin Zhiming saw Li Xiaoqiang return to the dormitory, walked up to Li Xiaoqiang, looked up and down, shook his head and said: "Brother, you are too unrighteous enough, right?

When Lin Zhiming talked about punishment, there was a treacherous look in his eyes, Li Xiaoqiang secretly shouted that it was not good, and hurriedly ran out of the dormitory, but Lu Erben closed the door directly.

Li Xiaoqiang retreated to the corner of the bedroom, and smiled embarrassedly: "That brother, my mobile phone is out of battery, you can't blame me, can you? Don't, the iron law of punishment in our bedroom has to be changed, don't, don't, you wait, can't I invite you to a big meal, this time it's exempt, right?"

Li Xiaoqiang seems to be forced to be a prostitute, like a girl, begging for mercy from the three of them, their room rules are very perverted and speechless.

Lu Erben stretched out his tongue, licked his mouth, and stared at Li Xiaoqiang's eyes, just like a girl who was about to be rude, Lu Erben rolled up his sleeves and said with a smile: "Tsk, I haven't visited our comrade Xiaoqiang's old bird for a long time, and today this will be a glorious and arduous task!"

Lin Zhiming stared at Chen Jianguo, and said righteously: "Report to the head of the dormitory, member Li Xiaoqiang wants to bribe us, according to the dormitory regulations, how should we be punished?"

Chen Jianguo clenched his fists, and a loud voice sounded: "According to the 28th iron law of the dormitory, the crime of bribing the dormitory personnel is increased by one degree, and it must be severely punished, take off your pants, play jj with wool a hundred times, and play our goddess Yui Hatano and Maria Ozawa." ”

"Huh?" Li Xiaoqiang turned pale when he heard this.

Li Xiaoqiang was screaming, Chen Jianguo and Lu Erben took off their pants, Lin Zhiming turned on the computer, and from the hard disk where he had specially stored more than 1,000 art films, he opened the colorful Goddess Yui Hatano.

So a scene was staged in the dormitory that was inappropriate for children.

Li Xiaoqiang screamed.

And the three animals gloated and laughed.

"Yo, it's moving, it's moving, Zhiming, turn up the volume a little bit, yes, yes, play the wonderful part. ”

"Ben, you can play that with wool and make our general a little more powerful. ”

"Haha, laugh... I'm laughing to death... Head of the dormitory, open his eyes and don't let him close them. ”

"I'll take it, this posture, our general is going to go into battle with a gun!"

"Zhiming, drag it directly to the part where the goddess is most ecstatic, stop, stop, that's it, look, this body, this posture, all kinds of art, this 'ahh

“……”

In Li Xiaoqiang's shrew-like screams, the three of them clapped their palms, and finally successfully ended the feat of winning glory for the country and the people, Li Xiaoqiang put on his pants, sat on the stool, and stared at the three people sitting in front of him with innocent, aggrieved, and painful eyes.

The three laughing people in the bedroom turned their backs and high-fived each other, and Chen Jianguo said: "In view of Comrade Li Xiaoqiang's active cooperation, let's have a big meal tonight." ”

The three of them were about to high-five at the same time, Li Xiaoqiang sighed and raised his palm, clapped it, and the four of them shouted loudly at the same time: "Long live the otaku alliance!"

This is Li Xiaoqiang's roommate, who has been laughing and laughing for four years, laughing, quarreling, and more people are piling together to discuss women, enjoying island art films, and fighting for Mr. Cang's chest size.

In Lin Zhiming's words, men usually have to study hard and practice hard, the five-fingered girl has been with us since she was a child, and she will always be careful to teach us at night to solve our doubts, always when we need it most, they come to care for us and comfort us, people are so conscientious, what is that for? Or is it not for the day when we are not confused in bed, and tell this knowledge to the delicate woman, the girl praises it, pure masters!

Let's shake the tiger's body, and then stage a scene of eighteen forbidden scenes that are not suitable for children, how comfortable is that?

Immediately Li Xiaoqiang went to his last elective class in college, Li Xiaoqiang sat in the last row, the lecturer was a middle-aged woman, not long after, to the question session, a woman with a double ponytail walked up to the podium, she was wearing a plain and elegant, white shirt, slightly loose jeans, canvas shoes, unlike other girls with heavy makeup, she seemed to be a bluegrass living in the deep mountains, exuding a sense of aura, especially those eyes, clear as a clear spring, quiet as a virgin, moving like a rabbit.

As soon as she stepped onto the podium, the hundred or so people in the classroom suddenly fell silent, and everyone's eyes focused on her, this is a legendary girl, she is the goddess of all the male compatriots in Jinnan University, to put it mildly, Li Xiaoqiang has been obscene with her.

Su Xiaoya!

Jinluo University Flower Selection, ranked first, the cover of many fashion magazines have left her figure, suitors such as carp across the river, every year to get the National Inspirational Scholarship, while part-time a few careers, four years of college, has not been in love once.

She is a little powerless to describe in any beautiful word, she doesn't seem to belong to any man in the world.

Under her beautiful and refined appearance, she has the heart of a literati and writer, and when she speaks, she exudes a strong smell of books.

There is no shortage of goddesses in this world, but the goddess who takes into account both appearance and wisdom is a stunner that any male creature wants to spoil.

Just when Li Xiaoqiang was stunned, Li Xiaoqiang was named, Li Xiaoqiang naturally walked to the podium, glanced at Su Xiaoya, picked up a piece of chalk, and wrote a classic sentence from the French Stendhal in English on the blackboard, 'Everyone has a grave in their hearts, which is used to bury the person they love'.

Li Xiaoqiang has been influenced by his grandfather's calligraphy since he was a child, and his handwriting is iron-painted with silver hooks, sonorous and powerful, and magnificent, and everyone in the classroom admires this handwriting.

Li Xiaoqiang roughly elaborated on the meaning of the book and stepped off the podium.

When the bell rang for the end of class, Li Xiaoqiang walked out of the classroom as usual.

As soon as Li Xiaoqiang walked out of the classroom, the phone rang, Li Xiaoqiang took out his mobile phone and saw that it was Liang Bowen calling, Li Xiaoqiang smiled and said, "Principal, is there something wrong with me?"

Liang Bowen said in a low voice: "Xiao Li, I... I'll have to trouble you again, I didn't have time to thank you last time. ”

Li Xiaoqiang said: "Principal, if you need anything, just say it directly, don't be polite to me." ”

Liang Bowen took a deep breath and said: "My daughter's illness, I hope you will come and take a look, I, as a father, have always pressed a stone in my heart." ”

Li Xiaoqiang readily agreed to Liang Bowen's request.

Immediately, Liang Bowen actually drove to the school to pick up Li Xiaoqiang, and when Li Xiaoqiang came to Liang Bowen's home, he was still slightly stunned, luxuriously decorated, and a single-family villa.

When Liang Bowen brought Li Xiaoqiang to the hall, he stared at Li Xiaoqiang and said in a low voice: "Xiao Li, my daughter has a quirky personality, if she waits for something nonsense, I hope you don't mind." ”

Li Xiaoqiang nodded slightly, he saw from Liang Bowen's luck that Liang Bowen's daughter Liang Yunyun had been sick for six years and couldn't get out of bed, for a young girl, even if she wasn't sick, she would be sick, and Li Xiaoqiang didn't care.

Li Xiaoqiang entered Liang Yunyun's bedroom, the bedroom was very warm, the guardian at the door was a nanny, Liang Yunyun was lying on the bed, holding a famous novel in her hand, Li Xiaoqiang was stunned, many classmates around him were reading this novel, and I heard that the author wrote very nonsense, but the storyline was quite acceptable.

Liang Yunyun's face is pink and tender, as if she can drip water, the more chubby her face gives people a feeling of flesh, Li Xiaoqiang has to admit that Liang Yunyun is a beauty who looks very similar to her mother.

Liang Yunyun saw Li Xiaoqiang enter the bedroom and said coldly, "Who are you?"

Li Xiaoqiang smiled slightly: "Your father asked me to come to see you." ”

"See a doctor, get out of here, I don't need it. Liang Yunyun glanced at Li Xiaoqiang coldly and said angrily.

Li Xiaoqiang has never seen this kind of spicy girl, and the anger in his heart doesn't come out, thinking that if I am sick, it is my business?

However, thinking of what Liang Bowen said, Li Xiaoqiang slightly suppressed the anger in his heart, and said in a deep voice: "Your father said that you will see a doctor, please cooperate." ”

Liang Yunyun directly smashed the novel book in her hand at Li Xiaoqiang: "Get out of here!"

At this moment, Li Xiaoqiang couldn't imagine that the glamorous and gorgeous principal had raised such a daughter, it was too cheating, Li Xiaoqiang picked up the novel thrown by Liang Yunyun, walked in front of Liang Yunyun, held her arm and said, "Give me stability, don't move!"

Liang Yunyun actually struggled, opened her teeth and claws at Li Xiaoqiang, and scolded: "You scoundrel, bastard, get out of my house." ”

Li Xiaoqiang really couldn't stand Liang Yunyun's character, snapped, slapped it, his voice was crisp, and Li Xiaoqiang said angrily: "Give me quiet, be careful that I smoke you to death." ”

Liang Yunyun felt a hot feeling on her face, and her eyes when she looked at Li Xiaoqiang showed fear, two tears flowed out without warning, and she didn't dare to move.

Li Xiaoqiang didn't even glance at Liang Yunyun.

Liang Bowen was outside the room, and when he heard Li Xiaoqiang slap his daughter, the corners of his mouth were obviously cracked, but he took a deep breath and said in a low voice: "Yunyun, my father made you suffer, I'm sorry for you, if it wasn't for my father who treated you like that, you wouldn't be what you are today." ”