Chapter 402: Auction
The black-robed monk and the tall monk had drunk too much before, and neither of them could walk very steadily or in a straight line.
After the black-robed monk vomited wine and lost his balance, the tall monk was carried by him and collapsed in front of the door of the room.
By this time the other monks had run away, and the two of them were still struggling to get up by the wooden door.
When Brother Bai Kai saw this, he immediately went up to help.
"Little sister, I dreamed of your voice and your face last night.
Why don't I fall asleep with you in my arms tonight?
What else are you singing, if you hadn't said that you like to perform and sing, I wouldn't have allowed this restaurant to force you to sing anymore yesterday.
Go home and sing it to my brother and I'll listen to it alone, what's the use of singing it to other little lovers?"
A pock-faced male cultivator rushed over with two small guys.
The pock-faced male cultivator deliberately brought a white hat, and a flower was inserted on the hat.
"I pluck the flowers and give them to be more suitable for the beauty. ”
As soon as the pock-faced monk took off the flowers on his head and was about to give them to the beauties on the stage, he saw the black-robed monk and the tall monk struggling on the ground.
"What's going on with these two guys?
Why didn't you run away when you heard my courtship before?
Can't you stay here and spoil the scenery?
Why are you two still stunned? Why don't you close the wooden door and get out, don't let me be in a bad mood. ”
Mazi kicked directly into the crotch of the tall monk on the ground.
Although the tall monk was dying of pain, he still calmly laughed:
"As soon as we heard your old man's voice, we were shocked by your old man's peerless elegance.
The reason why we are still on this ground is because we have drunk a little and gone crazy.
In fact, we just want to stay on this floor and bow to your old man, and it is our honor to do so.
If our stupid behavior has caused inconvenience to your old man, please punish your old man. ”
The tall monk's head was buried low, and he kept pulling the black-robed monk to apologize together.
Although the grievances in the heart of the tall monk came up, he also felt that it was better not to provoke this little Hades.
"You two seem to respect me, but why does this monk dressed in black, keep his head on my woman on the small platform?"
The more the pock-faced monk spoke, the more angry he became, and he kicked at the black-robed monk with enough strength with his right foot.
The black-robed monk's bowels were full of regret, he regretted that he had not been able to control his drinking, and he dared to turn his head towards that "Xiao'e" at such a moment.
"Whoa. ”
A bag from the black-robed monk's waist fell out.
It was the bag that the black-robed monk used to temporarily put the spirit stones, so that it could be easily taken and used to order food and wine.
"Yo he, you still brought this bag of lower grade spirit stones to snatch my woman with me?
You're so bold.
Have you eaten dragon heart and phoenix gall, or are there too many spirit stones at home?
I see you're wearing this dress, but it's not a good thing, is it?
You two want to secretly buy my woman today, I have experienced such a thing, but it really broke my heart for a generation of love saints.
Are you two thieves scared when they see it?
How many spirit stones do you have in your storage bags?
Do you dare to take it out and take a look?
If you don't dare to show it to me, then I'm going to blow your heads out today.
Today, you two must open your storage bag and let me see how many spirit stones are in it to buy small flowers. ”
Brother Poko-faced spoke with great rage, and saliva from his mouth spurted out and splashed on the face of the tall monk.
"This ......
How can this spirit stone compare with you, young master?
I declare that we will admit defeat in this auction, and since we have all conceded defeat, there is no need to compete any further. ”
The tall monk said.
He was very irritable at the moment, thinking about how to get rid of this hot potato quickly.
"I said that's the fault of the two of you.
If I want to order a flower, someone has to compare it with me so that I can show my love for it.
This is called a hero saving beauty, I rescued the beauty of Xiaohua from the hands of you two wretches.
In today's auction, you two just don't want to die, you have to die.
The auction session is now open. ”
After saying that, the pock-faced monk took out a bead that shone with golden light.
As soon as the tall monk saw this golden bead, he immediately closed his mouth.
"Then I'll open my storage bag, young master, you can see everything inside. ”
The tall monk flattered and said.
"Okay, then let's take out all the spirit stones in the storage bag.
I draw two circles on the ground one meter apart, one with my name next to it and your name next to the circle.
I'll see if the spirit stones you two carry on you add up to mine. ”
The pock-faced monk said as he began to use the golden beads.
"Shh ”
Tiny golden lightning struck the floor, and there was a burning smell on the floor.
Wherever the lightning struck, black marks appeared.
A not-so-round circle appeared on the floor.
Even if the clean floor was destroyed, Brother Bai Kai, who was a member of the Fengxian Tower, did not dare to stop it, but just said on the side:
"Young Master, you are really creative, you can't be called chic and graceful. ”
The pock-faced monk glanced at Brother Bai Kai and said:
"Just show me. ”
After a while, black circles appeared on the floor.
Next to a black circle is written "The Treasure of the Three Heavens of the Yellow Sky", and next to a black circle is written the words "Broken Money of the Ugly Man in the Black Robe".
This "Huang Tiansan" refers to the pock-faced monk, and the "black-robed ugly man" refers to the black-robed monk.
"Every time I take out fifty lower-grade spirit stones and put them in my circle, you also take out fifty lower-grade spirit stones from your storage bag and put them in your circle.
Whoever can't take it out first is considered to lose.
If everyone can't take it out at the same time, then there are more spirit stones than the rest. ”
The pock-faced monk first took out fifty lower grade spirit stones.
"This ......"
The tall monk made an embarrassed expression, but he had no choice but to take out fifty lower-grade spirit stones from the storage bag.
"Fifty pieces in a small pile. ”
The pock-faced monk sneered.
"A pile, a pile of two......
Ten piles.
Hey?
Where's my spirit stone?
Did you steal it all?"
When the pock-faced monk was bidding with the black-robed monk, he suddenly couldn't take out the spirit stone from the storage bag anymore.
"We really don't dare.
We are loyal to you.
It's just that you went to a pill shop before, and you bought a lot of big pills with someone, do you remember?"
The two monks outside the door were only resigned.
The pock-faced monk originally wanted to use this auction bid to humiliate the black-robed monk and the tall monk, but he didn't expect that he himself would make the same mistake again, and he felt a little unable to get off the stage.
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