readx;? Zhang Wei asked, "Which sentence?"

"It's the matter of Lin Asakusa selling pancakes and fruits. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info "The fat man took a bite of the chicken leg and began to chew.

Zhang was afraid to ask again: "What do you think?"

The fat man said while eating: "I think, I am still more suitable for some management work, do you see if there is a position above the manager in your unit? It is not important to give a salary of 3,2000 at will, the important thing is to say it to save face." ”

Zhang was afraid and said: "I lack an agent, you can come." ”

The fat man was very happy: "This job is good, anyway, you are not famous, you don't have any good works, and you don't have a serious business all year round, let me ask, is that a fixed salary, right?

Zhang was afraid to say: "Yes, you can have everything you want." ”

The fat man pondered: "You are cheating me." "Leave with the chicken thighs and beer.

Zhang Wei said: "I am sincere. ”

"You really want to trick me. The fat man's voice came from outside the door.

Qiao Guanghui has funeral expenses, and people have them when they get old. Sister-in-law Qiao went to fetch it back, and called Zhang Wei and said please eat, you can come here.

In Zhang's fearful thought, something had happened, so he put down the phone and took a taxi.

Of course it's okay, it's Sister-in-law Qiao who wants to give money, and Zhang is afraid to pay for the funeral.

There was nothing to say about the whole process, Sister-in-law Qiao gave money, Zhang was afraid that she would definitely not want it, so she was forced to stay for a dumpling, and then go home.

It was cold, and the rich Zhang was afraid of taking a taxi, but he encountered a detour by the driver.

Zhang was helpless: "Big brother, am I so unscientific?"

The driver pretended to be confused: "What did you say?"

"I live far away, and I go to the suburbs, but you can't fool me. ”

The driver glanced at him, thought for a moment and said, "I'm not familiar with the road conditions, can you help guide the way?"

Zhang was afraid and laughed: "You really have thoughts, stop." ”

The driver asks for parking?

Zhang was afraid to say parking, and said: "Not only parking, but I won't give you money." ”

The driver was anxious: "Don't give money? Don't want to get out of the car if you don't give money." ”

Zhang was afraid to look at him and stopped talking.

The driver said, "You can't get out of the car without paying." ”

Zhang was afraid that he still didn't speak, and his eyes looked straight ahead.

The driver was a little unsure: "The meter is eighteen, you give me fifteen, can you get off here?"

Zhang was afraid that he still didn't speak.

The driver cursed: "Dumb?"

Zhang was afraid to turn his head to look at him, and there was a silent smile on his face.

The driver felt that it was wrong, but most taxi drivers were quite horizontal, seeing that Zhang was afraid of this virtue, the guy finally couldn't help it, the car stopped on the side of the road, got out of the car to Zhang Wei's side and said, "You get out of the car." ”

Zhang was afraid to get out of the car very obediently, and the driver said, "Give money." ”

Zhang was afraid to look at him: "You are lucky today, I don't want to meet you in general, you know?"

"Don't talk nonsense, don't think about leaving without money. The driver scolded.

Zhang was afraid and said, "I'll leave, what's wrong?"

"I'll take a look. "The driver took a step forward.

Zhang was afraid and said: "To deal with a fool like you, I have 10,000 ways to make you unable to get along...... Such familiar lines. He was stunned.

The driver said get out of here, hurry up and give the money.

Zhang Wei shook his head: "You idiot, you dare to let me get out of the car." After speaking, he turned around and ran: "Come after me." ”

The driver chased a few steps, still worried about the car, hesitated, Zhang was afraid to run away, and stood there angry with him: "Come and catch me, hurry, hurry." ”

The driver scolded, scolded a few words of disobedience, and chased after him.

Zhang was afraid to stand and wait for the car to come over, and when the driver got out of the car, he ran a few more steps......

The driver scolded a few more words, Zhang was afraid to look up left and right, he couldn't drive, and he didn't know if this road was forbidden to park, he was full of enthusiasm and hoped to deduct the driver's points.

The driver couldn't make trouble with him, so he had no choice but to drive away. Zhang was afraid to deflate his mouth, and he was bored again.

When I went back, I deliberately detoured down the road and went to the market to find Lin Asakusa, and the guy was holding his mobile phone in a daze.

Zhang was afraid and said, "Drink and go." ”

"I'm full. Hayashi Asakusa said.

Zhang was afraid to say: "I told you to drink, but I didn't ask you to eat." ”

"If you don't eat, you still have to work. Hayashi Asakusa was very persistent.

Zhang Wei smiled: "Why are you tossing yourself so much?"

Lin Asakusa looked at him with a surprised expression: "Haven't you been tossing yourself all the time?"

Zhang was afraid to ponder: "Okay, I can't say anything about you." ”

Hayashi Asakusa asked, "How long are you going to stay here?"

"I don't know. Zhang was afraid and said, "I have no place to live." ”

Lin Asakusa smiled: "You have a building in Happiness and an orphanage in the western suburbs, but you actually said that there is no place to live." ”

Zhang was afraid to think for a while and said: "The orphanage wants to buy vegetables in the future, you might as well go to the west to contract a vegetable field, piggyback on the land to raise pigs and chickens, and do it as a business, you sell pancakes every day, what will you do in the future? Women are very realistic, you have a vegetable field, it is a livelihood, I may marry you, but you sell pancakes, is it a little difficult?"

Lin Asakusa said: "When I don't work, I've been thinking about these things, if I can really contract a piece of land, it's okay, but there are two things, one is no money, and the other is luck." ”

Zhang was afraid to think for a while: "Let's try it." Then he asked, "How is your luck selling pancakes these days?"

Lin Asakusa smiled bitterly and said: "It's not good, on the first day, I took a hundred days off, and on the second day, I went to pay a management fee of 400 yuan, and then I finally managed to stabilize for a few days, and there was a triad to collect protection money." ”

"Did you give it?" asked Zhang.

Lin Asakusa said: "I didn't give it, I didn't do it, I left when I saw that I didn't give it, but I guess there is a backhand." ”

Zhang Wei smiled and said, "Then you are still insisting here?"

"Collecting protection money is not killing, if you can't kill me, you can just kill me. Hayashi Asakusa said it very easily.

Zhang was afraid to slap his face: "You cow." ”

"What's the cow, my heart is also worried. Hayashi Asakusa asked, "Are you hungry?"

Zhang was afraid to say that he was not hungry.

There were five young people walking sideways in front, dressed well, but a little thin, and they paid attention to the demeanor of the winter. One by one, the little faces were flushed, and two of them were still shaking when they walked, which was drunk.

Seeing these five people, Lin Asakusa smiled bitterly: "My luck is not very good. ”

"The one who collects protection money?" Zhang was afraid to look at the five people: "I'll help you put them down." ”

After finishing speaking, rush over, don't care about you three-seven-sixty-five, smash it with a big fist, and smash it with a critical blow, that's a girl and run.

The five people were beaten and confused, Zhang was afraid that his fists were particularly ruthless, and he could barely hold on under a punch, they were all knocked down or smashed, and now Zhang was afraid to run away. The five of them slowed down for a moment and got up to chase after them.

Don't look at Zhang Wei, it's just in front, that's deliberate. After the five youths caught up, Teacher Zhang ran away again. He was so bored playing the game of escape and chase, and the five young men chased after him all the way...... Slowly becoming unstoppable...... Zhang was afraid to come back again, standing ten meters away and smiling at them.

The highest level of fighting, a soldier who surrenders without a fight, Zhang is afraid that if you don't fight, you will be tired of running. Therefore, students who want to learn to fight should first practice sprinting, to be able to escape from the enemy in an instant, and then practice long-distance running, this does not need to be fast, the main thing is to have endurance, at that time, as long as the opponent has no offensive weapons in his hand, you are basically invincible. If you see the track and field team, you should hide from them unless you can take them head-on.

Now, the five young people are very depressed, they can't catch up, there are no bricks and tiles on the side of the road, can they smash the bicycle over?

Zhang was afraid to smile and sing: "Horse, you run slowly, run slowly." "The last tail note that drags on is called a long.

One of the five young men seemed to be quite smart, and he knew to ask, "How did we offend you?"

"This is Lao Tzu's territory, if you see the gangsters, you will be beaten, you offend me, you will have to deduct your wages. Zhang was afraid to speak seriously.

The five young men looked at each other, and the guy who still looked smart spoke: "Can you name me?"

Zhang Wei said with a more serious expression: "My name is Guo Gang, that's right, it's the Guo Gang you know, are you afraid?"

Guo Gang ...... Who is it?" the smart-looking guy asked, thinking for a moment.

Zhang was afraid of being depressed, didn't he say that Guo Gang was very good?

The five young men looked at each other again, trying to think of the answer, and the smart guy asked Zhang Wei: "Are you Guo Gang? You are very famous? If we defeat you, will we become famous?"

Zhang Wei sighed and said, "With your IQ, it's safer to go home and stay." ”

The five young men snorted: "Guo Gang, my brothers recognized it today, see you another day." "Turn around and leave.

Zhang was afraid to catch up and said, "Remember, this place is mine!"

"Okay, if we don't defeat you, we won't mess around here, just wait. "The five young men left with great ambition but very depressed.

Zhang was afraid to talk to God happily: "See, I've done a good thing again, when will you let me go back to the immortal class?" I can't keep wandering around below, it's boring." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, a loud voice sounded in his ears, and Zhang was afraid of great joy: "I am really a fairy, you can really hear me, what ......?"

Before he finished speaking, there were two loud noises in his ears, Zhang Wei frowned, slowly lowered his head, slowly turned around, and a car behind him opened the window, and the driver came out and said, "Stupid critic wants to die, get out of the way!"

Zhang was afraid to look up at the sky again, so he moved away from the middle of the road very unhappily: "Let's just say, the sound of this thunder is a little wrong." ”

The car drove past him, and the driver muttered another dirty word in displeasure. Zhang Wei said: "I really have a good temper. "Wander back to find Hayashi Asakusa.

Seeing that he came back unharmed, Lin Asakusa smiled and asked, "What about those people?"

"I guess I went home to practice long-distance running, and they said I wouldn't come back here if I didn't defeat me, so you're safe. Zhang said fearfully.

Lin Qiancao said thank you, but Zhang was afraid to say, "Why are you so polite about this matter?" I won't give you money. ”

Hayashi Asakusa said, "I'll give it to you." As he spoke, he began to spread the pancakes.

Zhang was afraid and said: "Forget it, it's a waste to refire, I'm not hungry." ”

"I'm willing to waste. Lin Asakusa carefully spread the pancakes, three eggs, two fruits, a sausage, and two lettuce leaves.

Zhang was afraid to say: "It's too rich, I'm embarrassed...... Is there any meat? ”

Hayashi Asakusa asked, "Have you ever seen anyone eat pancakes with fruit and meat?"

"You even added lettuce, and you are still missing two pieces of meat?" Zhang Wei asked rhetorically, shaking his head again and again: "It's too unreliable." ”

Lin Asakusa was furious: "Take your pancakes and hurry up and leave for me." (To be continued.) )

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