Chapter 339 of the text Zhang Xiaodong is crazy!

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Chapter 339

At this time, Xu Manting was already numb. Looking at this young man who was apprenticed to him a few months ago, but now he is sitting on the judges' bench and commenting on himself, Xu Manting is really numb!

"Let's not talk about mistakes, what I'm going to say is that the flaws in the skills shown in this song just now! If you deal with these points, the whole song will be sublimated!" Zhang Xiaodong said flaws, not mistakes! "First, you have a habit in the chorus, and this habit is actually shared by many singers. Yes, it may sound good to do so, but it doesn't. Will be strict zhòng affects the stability of the vocalization, the sense of harmony. You can try this......"

"Second, resonance! In the coordination of the vocal cords and the chest cavity, there is a method for the ancient Chinese court singers that you can try......"

"Third, the treble part can actually be ......"

"Fourth, the control of sound and artistic conception...... Why is the court so beautiful? It's because ......"

Zhang Xiaodong said four places in one breath, completely according to Chang'e and Lan'er's comments. These four places are also places that none of the other judges present recorded and commented on!

When the words fell, the ordinary audience couldn't hear what was going on, but the seven judges were stunned, and looked at each other in shock. They didn't hear any of these four places, but the seven judges silently tried it, and sure enough, they were right! This young man is really amazing! In particular, Wu Liangyu's expression is the strongest, because what Zhang Xiaodong said just now obviously involves some vocal techniques in ancient Chinese literature, and even only the skills in legends! And what he said is the Tao! Not simple, really not simple! Wu Liangyu didn't expect Zhang Xiaodong to have such a deep study of ancient Chinese music and vocal music!

Wu Yuliang really guessed wrong. This qiē is all said by Lan'er and Chang'e, the two masters of vocal music and rhythm, Zhang Xiaodong understands a little, but not much. At least the scene completely repeated the views of Lan'er and Chang'e! Even the fourth article was temporarily added by Dong Yong's wife, the Seven Fairies!

"Hahaha unconvinced!Convinced!Everyone, look, the judges are all blind!!" The roaring dog seemed to be more excited than Zhang Xiaodong, and shouted in the live broadcast room.

"Don't scream nonsense! These are all comments from Lan'er, Sister Chang'e and the girl in purple, I'm just talking about it by the way," Zhang Xiaodong stopped with a smile, "Actually, my personal comments are similar to those written on Jinlin paper, but there are no dirty words." ”

"I didn't hear it, I didn't hear it! I only saw Dongge Shangxian stunned their tigers, Wangwang!!"

The immortals in the "......" fairy world live broadcast room have a black line. At this time, the Jade Emperor of the Ages, who had just disappeared not long after the live broadcast room, appeared, and even issued a notice in righteous words!

"In view of the chaos in the market in various fields of the fairy world during this time, I and the Queen Mother have decided that from now on, we will carry out a special rectification activity to eliminate pornography and fight non-pornography in terms of entertainment, food and clothing! Focus on cracking down on a number of illegal traders and self-employed people, and the first batch of merchants who will be closed for rectification are as follows: 1. Dong Yong Hotel (foot massage area is the hardest hit area!) 2. Dong Yong brand clothing (bikini is the hardest hit area!) 3. Dong Yong brand flavor snacks (mutton skewers are stored in zài heavy dà health and safety hazards!))"

Completely blinded!"Old man!...... What's going on?Why is it all aimed at me?" Dong Yong was frightened, what is the situation!"Dad~ Is Dad?

"Dad!!! The hotel and bikini said another, but the food hygiene and safety issues can't be my turn, barefoot Daxian his meat sandwich bun...... Dad?Dad??"

"Don't call me Dad! I was just ruined by you! No matter how high his status is, no matter how big his background is, as long as he violates the rights and interests of consumers in the fairy world, he will be suspended for rectification! If one case is found, one case will be dealt with! Never tolerated!" In the Holy Land of Yaochi, the Jade Emperor was beaten and his nose was blue and his face was swollen! While the Queen Mother placed an order there, the Jade Emperor sent a private message to Dong Yong in private. "Yong! Don't blame Dad, Dad was also forced! Whoever asked your mother-in-law to be an adult, she will recognize that you brought your dad badly! Bear with it, wait for the rumor to pass, Dad will invest in you, become stronger and bigger! Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up! Your mother-in-law is placing an order on the Three Realms trading platform! Don't be lucky!"

Dong Yong has a black line. I thought that I was too wronged to carry this pot!

A moment later, Yao Chi, the Jade Emperor watched the Queen Mother's anger subside, and finally breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that Dong Yong is very knowledgeable, and he really closed these stores temporarily. The Jade Emperor, with a blue nose and swollen face, stepped forward.

"Honey, how is it?, are you satisfied?" As he spoke, the Jade Emperor took out a wooden box from behind him, opened it gently, and there was a new Dong Yong brand bikini lying inside!"Baby, do you see what I brought you?

The Jade Emperor was happy! But Zhang Xiaodong was crazy! Because just the moment when the Jade Emperor issued an announcement that Dong Yong had removed the bikini and mutton skewers from the shelves, Zhang Xiaodong finally couldn't help but draw a lottery! "Ding! Congratulations to the anchor Brother Dong, the commodity with the largest real-time trading volume on the Three Realms trading platform at the moment is-barefoot Daxian brand stinky tofu!!"

"Ding! Barefoot Daxian brand stinky tofu is packed in a box of eight pieces, which has been stored in the storage space of the anchor Dongge, please pay attention to check!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the anchor Dongge for winning the stinky tofu, there is still a chance to draw a lottery, do you want to draw the lottery immediately?"

Smoke your sister, smoke, smoke, won't it still be stinky tofu again? Looking at the stinky tofu lying in the storage space, Zhang Xiaodong scolded in his heart. Just shocked the four people with the comments, Zhang Xiaodong drew the prize as soon as he was excited, forgetting the phrase 'the most frequently traded commodity on the Three Realms trading platform'. Stinky tofu! Zhang Xiaodong was about to cry.

Click on the Three Realms trading platform and see that the commodity with the largest trading volume was originally Dong Yong'er mutton skewers, and it was far ahead! Barefoot Daxian has expanded its scale, and buy one get one free, stinky tofu ranks second! Barefoot Daxian brand meat sandwich buns rank third! Malatang ranks fourth! It seems that the scale has also expanded. Because of the announcement of the Jade Emperor just now, the barefoot Daxian brand stinky tofu has become a champion!

Looking further down, Zhang Xiaodong found that the top 10 were all snacks! Pancakes, fruits, dragon egg scrambles, and so on! You foodies! Don't you usually cultivate? Zhang Xiaodong didn't know that fans in the fairy world were used to watching serials and eating snacks! Sometimes it was uncomfortable to watch TV without eating something! And the most suitable snacks to eat while watching live broadcasts were mutton skewers first, stinky tofu second!

"Haha~ Dong Yong, you also have today!Haha!" The biggest competitor has been shut down for rectification, and the happiest one is the barefoot Daxian! Since entering the live broadcast room, Dong Yong has been beating the barefoot Daxian, and today he finally raised his eyebrows! "In order to celebrate this historic moment, our store is discounted and discounted! Stinky tofu and meat buns buy one get two free! Our store ......" The barefoot Daxian has not finished speaking, and he is stunned! Because another announcement has been made in the live broadcast room! It is not the Jade Emperor, but Zhang Xiaodong!

"In order to cooperate with the special rectification activities of the Immortal Heavenly Court government, the Dongge live broadcast room-Three Realms trading platform will carry out a rectification and self-inspection on food health and hygiene safety issues! The self-inspection and rectification time for business closure is 5 minutes! Within these five minutes, all snack operators are not allowed to conduct online transactions! Temporarily remove all commodities from the shelves to ensure food hygiene and safety! If you do not cooperate with the rectification, your business license will be revoked! (Listing transactions are prohibited!)

In addition, the following two products are the focus of attention: Barefoot Daxian brand stinky tofu!

This !! barefoot immortal. I wondered if I had offended Brother Dong's immortal? How could I just name myself? But thinking that there was only 5 minutes to rectify, the barefoot immortal breathed a sigh of relief. Hurry up and put on your shoes, Dongge Shangxian must have seen me secretly barefoot again!!

(When the time comes, the prawns go to see who guessed correctly, quack)

ps. Chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation tickets and www.biquge.info coins in the pen fun pavilion~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is coming, I'm going to pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation votes, and finally rush a hand! )