Everyone knows it
The 26th day of the fourth month of the lunar calendar
After dinner, Yuan Qiuhua calculated the running accounts, and Xie Han watched TV.
Xiao Lin called and invited Xie Han to come over and play cards.
Xie Han said: Selling coolies, busy for a day, tired and scattered, if you want to sleep, you just go, I'm sorry!
Xiao Lin said: What's the matter? Disturb your tranquility? It's boring, there's no way, it's just waiting for you.
After a few coughs, Xie Han asked, "Are you feeling unwell?" What's wrong with you? Do you have a cold?
Xiao Lin said: I have a headache and a stuffy brain, I have no energy, I feel so uncomfortable, I can't sleep when I lie in bed, I don't play cards, tell me how to pass the time?
Xie Han said: Thank you for your concern! Is it serious? Why don't I come and see you, and buy some medicine at the market by the way.
Xiao Lin said: Oh, how can you afford it? Playing cards, there is no need to hide it, you and your third sister-in-law should take a leave, so as not to have another misunderstanding.
Xie Han said: Lazy eight good blessings, a few concubines, only you Bing Xue is smart, exquisite, and the cleanest in your heart! Okay, I'll come.
Xie Han turned around and said to Yuan Qiuhua: You are alone at home, lonely, lonely, lonely, come on, join in the fun, go together, breathe.
Yuan Qiuhua said: I don't know how to play cards, what am I going to do? Be a light bulb! I didn't blind other people's eyes, but I hurt my own heart by pouring electricity.
Xie Han said: "You are full of vinegar, and you will lose your front teeth!" If you are not under your nose, don't you suspect me of stealing people? You go and exercise the right of supervision!
Yuan Qiuhua said: Setting up a bureau to catch adulterers is an epidemic of rough barbarian husbands, similar to the traditional deception "fairy jump", you can use money to settle the knot privately, treat your wife as a secret prostitute, and your husband collects protection money, which is the way to make a fortune. Civilized people have no intention of bumping into each other and find out that their wives are in a situation, so they generally close the door lightly, leave quietly, and file for divorce afterwards.
Xie Han said: Then if I marry you, won't I pick up a big bargain?
Yuan Qiuhua said: Don't let me catch the evidence, otherwise the rebellion is a cover, and the anti-defeat is the real character.
Xie Han said: I'm leaving, let the fox guard the chicken coop, can it be safe?
Yuan Qiuhua said: If you go to be a bodyguard, do I still have to follow you to protect you? Revolution depends on consciousness!
Xie Han said: What if you don't realize it?
Yuan Qiuhua said: Since there are three major disciplines and eight points of attention, there are regulations on punishment.
Xie Han said: The giant in the tongue, the dwarf in action, I am so scared, the urine is scared out!
Yuan Qiuhua said: One person does things and one person is responsible, and if you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself, not to mention vomiting blood, even if you fight to the death, you can't escape!
Xie Han said: Enemies, there is nothing wrong, the worst is just to die together, I will hold you when I die, cushion my back! Born in the same bed, die in the same hole, die in the same year, the same month, and the same day, live and die together, and be buried with martyrdom, so that the life of husband and wife will not be in vain!
Yuan Qiuhua said: The dog jumped over the wall in a hurry! I know that you are not divorced, only widowed. Whoever marries you and gives you children will die in the end.
Xie Han said: Is gambling a capital crime? Should an extramarital affair be killed without forgiveness? Not all women, only you, it is you who do not tolerate it, and it is you who force me to have murderous thoughts. If you kill yourself, don't blame me for turning my face and being ruthless, and going on a killing spree.
Yuan Qiuhua said: Why did I force you to die? You want me to die, right? I never wanted to deprive you of your life.
Xie Han said: Ruining my reputation, you want to divorce, sweep me out of the house, let me have no face to see people, and force Liangshan!
Yuan Qiuhua said: If you are this kind of person, do you still have a reputation? You do these things, and you still have a face? You are not afraid of death, why don't you find shame for bullying you? Desperately work with me, it is nothing more than asking me to leave the house cleanly, and the company's stores and family property will be given to you in vain! Crying and splashing, bluffing, and seeking death and life, it is really worthy of your mother's seed!
Xie Han said: To be vulgar is to sweep the floor and go out. I'm upright, an eight-foot-tall man, and I'll do what I say, don't believe it? If I go to court, in front of the police, I want you to be killed!
Yuan Qiuhua said: Shangliang Mountain, do you think you are Lin Chong, the head of the forbidden army? I think you are similar to stealing chickens and touching dogs, just the skeleton of a teenage child, who can you fight for? You are a bodyguard and get paid for nothing, push with your hands, you roll ten feet away, punch your heart, and you put pictures on the wall!
Xie Han said: May I ask the general manager, at this moment, where are your bodyguards? As long as I can fight you, it will be the road to success.
Yuan Qiuhua picked up the anti-riot self-defense emergency baseball bat self-defense flashlight: Do you want to test the effect? You are a human life, I am also a human life, you are not afraid of death, may I be greedy for life and afraid of death? I don't bother to pay attention to you, get out! Where is it fun, where to play, don't get in the way of my eyes.
Xie Han said: I have two eggs in my crotch, but I won't roll, otherwise, you will roll to me first?
Yuan Qiuhua said: Do you want to get out? No, I'm going to break the dragon stone, and no one wants to get out alive!
Xie Han said: The widow is on a westward expedition, bye-bye! The beautiful woman has an appointment, I will take the two eggs and go to the post immediately, I am not bluffed by you! Oh, you sleep with the child, close the door, be careful of the candle, tonight, I will not come back to sleep.
Yuan Qiuhua said: Go all the way, live Brother Lei Feng! A good person will do it to the end, help people to get home, I wish you to use two eggs to make two sons for your brother, and pass on the ancestry.
Xie Han said: Thank God, borrow your auspicious omen, trust me Hongfu, the veteran will come out, and he will definitely succeed!
Xiao Lin always called Xie Han to go out, or asked his friends to come to him to go out, either playing cards, singing, washing feet, or exercising, with a variety of entertainment activities, which cost a lot of money. Xie Han didn't take the initiative to find her, but he never refused her invitation. Xiao Lin invited guests, and the cost of nightlife was paid by Xie Han.
Many of Yuan Qiuhua's acquaintances have seen it, and the impact is very bad, after all, Xie Han did not do the right thing, he did not do a good thing, he didn't say anything good, and the ending remarks were all scolding: He is like this, can you bear it?
Yuan Qiuhua said: Otherwise, divorce and give the child to him, I don't worry, give it to me, he doesn't agree, what should I do?
Blue Fire Lotus said: He doesn't think about the child, why should you be a scapegoat?
Yuan Qiuhua said: If I don't think about the child, wouldn't the child suffer even more?
Lan Huolian said: "The gong pot is better than the ear pot, we are almost the same, and the good and decent families have been disturbed by that vixen! The bad woman is full of spring breeze, and the good woman is devastated by frost, what is marriage? There is no good thing for a man. The wife can't tie up her husband, and the child can't tie up the father, whoever is responsible is unlucky.
Yuan Qiuhua said: No matter how unlucky you are, you must bear the responsibility that you should bear! Otherwise, how can you distinguish between a good person and a bad person?
Blue Fire Lotus said: God is blind, and the scourge lives for thousands of years, why don't you send thunder and kill you? Good people are aggrieved and suffer losses, and bad people are proud, what is the way of the world!
Yuan Qiuhua said: That is, the capable work hard, not only to support themselves, but also to support their families, the incompetent do not work, can not support themselves, but also to support their families, not only right, but also moral and legal, where to find who to seek fairness and justice?
Lan Huolian said: No matter how much prosperity plays with flowers, his wife and children rank first, and he can still take care of his family. Xie Han, a scoundrel, he has entangled you, you want to be free, unless you redeem it, and give him a sum of money to support him until he is old.
Yuan Qiuhua said: It is easy to give endowment insurance, but he can not worry about food and clothing, he cannot be satisfied, he wants to be extravagant and hedonistic, at the level of a prince and grandson.
Blue Fire Lotus said: Circle you as a cash cow, he can enjoy the blessings of the boss, but he doesn't have to fulfill the responsibilities of the boss, how easy it is to live, the flowers and wild flowers at home, eat fragrant at both ends, and have a good time, how can I give up on you?
Yuan Qiuhua said: Exactly. Money hurts you a lot! It's hard to buy a thousand dollars, I know it early, do you have any regret medicine? Give me a bottle!
Lan Huolian said: Sensei said regret medicine, even sleeping pills are limited, it is better to rely on no one to rely on your own reason, use some ingenuity, try to jump out of the fire kang, early relief. Ask me for help, say it.
Yuan Qiuhua said: He is playing with flowers outside the door, and he still regards himself as a priceless treasure, and he actually thinks that I will fight and snatch with other women, but he ignores the result, who can an incompetent man give happiness? What is the use of monopolizing a man who has nothing? In addition to causing trouble, it is a drag, wouldn't it be better not to monopolize it?
Blue Fire Lotus said: It's good to figure it out. What kind of thing is a man? A woman lives for her children, becomes the support of her children, and cultivates and educates her children to become talents, so that her heart can be steady. What kind of loyal love, what kind of happy marriage, there will be a day when you are tired of powder, only children will always be a woman's heart.
Yuan Qiuhua said: I am not responsible at any time, I sit and wait for a woman to be responsible for him, I don't bear anything, and wait for a woman to take care of it for him, except for bringing harm, pain, humiliation, hatred, and misfortune to women, what else can I do?
Blue Fire Lotus said: You rely on yourself to work hard in everything, treat him as waste gas, and drain it.