Chapter 98 What does it feel like to have a toothpick in a toothbrush cup?
With that, David moved the phone outward, away from his ear. As soon as I moved the phone, on the phone, the young lady's angry roar came out directly, if my chest is so powerful, what calf am I still talking to you here? Go straight over, use your chest as a sledgehammer, and smash you into a pie, do you believe it or not?
David has a black line on his face, thinking about how he was smashed into a trap cake, if he eats leeks, then he will not become a pie stuffed with leeks?
David, who didn't dare to think about it, said directly, Sally has something to do with you, I'll finish talking about it first, and then let's continue to talk. You've heard of a web company called Facebook in Silicon Valley, and if you haven't heard of it, you can ask around, and I've heard that this company is raising money recently, and you can approach each other on behalf of the company, and remember that we're doing angel investing.
The young lady thought for a while, and then replied, this is a small company that has just been established! I remember that at the beginning of this year, I seemed to have heard of this company, I looked for the information of this company, and then sent it to you, and I can also contact this company at the same time, I will report to you at any time the results of the negotiation with this company, if you have any opinions, you can put forward them at any time, I am making changes in the plan.
After listening to the young lady's words, David nodded in his heart, the young lady's ability to do things is still very reassuring to David, especially her vigorous and resolute character, although sometimes a little jumpy, but overall very pleasing.
After thinking about this, David said, okay, you can collect the information of this company as soon as possible, if you can invest the best, you don't go alone, you can form a temporary team, share the pressure, and negotiate alone, it's too tiring. After listening to David's words, the young lady was a little moved, but she was not a person who accepted defeat.
So the young lady replied very hard, don't worry, I'm not so stupid, I'm busy, sometimes it's impossible to do these things well, I'm still tired like a dog, I will first form a temporary team, collect information about this company, understand this company, and conduct business negotiations.
David thought for a moment and replied lightly, "Okay, just do as you say." Is there anything else you would like to add? If you need my support, you can say it now, or in a while, I don't know if I have time?"
Yang Yi thought for a while and said, "I don't need your support for the time being, I need to see how things develop, if I really can't do the Lord's business, I will call you and ask for your authorization, or you can come to solve this matter in person." David happily agreed.
Then David began to tease the young lady with a flowery mouth,
He smiled and said, "Little sister, you said that you have a violent personality, if you can't marry in the future, what should you do?"
Not to be outdone, Yang Yi replied, "I can't get married, at most I can buy an electric one, but if you can't marry a wife, you'll be miserable, your hands are full of calluses, piles of toilet paper on the ground, and the room is full of disgusting smells, I shudder to think about it." ”
David had a black line on his face, listened to the young lady's words, and then replied not to be outdone, "Can't I buy an inflatable one?" You can buy an electric one, and I can buy an inflatable one, or we can make do with it?"
Yang Yi on the other end of the phone heard David's words, rolled his eyes and replied, "Don't think about beautiful things all day, just find one that is better than you, why should I look for you?
After listening to Yang Yi's words, David said angrily, "Who said that you can only make sausages? ”
Yang Yi's cheeks flushed, and she replied with some annoyance, "Don't talk about those useless things, just your toothpick-sized thing?"
Hearing this analogy, David was speechless for a moment, and just now he said that he could circle the earth, but as soon as he turned his head, he became a toothpick! But he couldn't let her be arrogant like this, and he had to suppress his arrogance, so David replied in that cheap voice,
"Don't think of yourself as standard, maybe your tooth cup is shared by 20 people, or it may be shared by 200 people, your situation is only known by yourself, hahaha......"
After listening to David's words, Yang Yi casually put down the bag he had packed and sat on his boss's chair, his face was peach-peached, but his voice replied calmly,
"If you talk like this, you can't talk, you listen to your voice, I can imagine your expression in my mind. Even your little rookie who hasn't grown all the hair, I guess I can only crook it in my mind. Maybe you haven't even held a woman's hand, and you dare to talk to me about these useless things here. Think about it again, you have a thick tank but not a tall tank! Do you feel like you are a gas tank?"
Although Yang Yi knew that he was talking nonsense with his eyes open, he couldn't be stage frightened, didn't give David a chance to speak, and continued to talk nonsense,
"You're one meter two tall, and your ass is half as tall. The waist is thick and the legs are short, and the big ass is round face. Yellow teeth and bad breath, except for the pleats, the figure and appearance of all flesh, the highest achievement in this life, can only buy an inflatable doll. You say that you are like this, what is the meaning of still living in the world? Living is a waste of air, a waste of land when you are dead, and a waste of renminbi when you are half dead, and your best destination in the future is to send them to the countryside as fertilizer. ”
After saying this, without waiting for David to answer, Yang Yi quickly hung up the phone, sat on the boss's chair with a proud face and stretched out, then picked up the bag he put on the table, twisted Xiaoman's waist, and left the company with cat steps.
David on the other end of the phone was angry, and was thinking about how to refute this stinky girl, but found that the phone had been hung up by the other party, and the angry David raised his hand to throw the phone out, but halfway through his hand, he found that it was his own phone.
I have two lifetimes combined, how to say that I am 40 years old, I don't believe that I can suffer from this stinky girl every time, and I have time to go over the wall to the domestic forum to see if there are some classic scaring words, I must copy it down with a small book, and then use it to deal with this stinky girl.