Zhao Pengfei was very calm, he knew at first glance that the guy in front of him was from modern times like him.

Is this a smashing scene? Or is there some other purpose?

"Who are you, where are you from, what are you doing here?" Zhao Pengfei said coldly, not friendly.

"Your questions are suitable for security guards, do I still need to register my ID card?" Zhao Xiaolei said with a smile.

"You don't give me this Ligeren!" Zhao Pengfei's eyes were full of anger, and his eyes were cold, "Say, what's the matter?"

Zhao Xiaolei also looked at this man, he was not tall, but he was very strong, with a pimple and flesh like a bodybuilder, with a square mouth and a wide nose, thick eyebrows and big eyes, he was really dignified, and he was really a fierce general.

Zhao Xiaolei smiled and said: "Zhao Pengfei, a coastal person, was a sanda coach before the crossing, jumped off the building due to a fire and escaped, and he is missing, right?"

Zhao Pengfei's eyes were already squinted, and he said after a long time: "So what?"

Zhao Xiaolei said again: "I will answer your question now, alas, I have to say that your question is very philosopher-like, and for thousands of years, human philosophers have been trying to find a way to answer this question. ”

Zhao Pengfei interrupted unceremoniously: "You are so old-fashioned!

"Okay, you guessed it, we come from the same era, but our identities are not the same, let me introduce myself first, my name is Zhao Xiaolei, I am an immortal, and now I am the director of the Heavenly Court Office. ”

Zhao Pengfei said disdainfully: "Director of the Heavenly Court Resident Office, what is that?"

After Zhao Xiaolei became an immortal, he didn't find out who dared to speak to him like this, and he couldn't help but be furious and said, "You are too disrespectful to the immortals, I allow you to reorganize the language!"

Zhao Pengfei continued to sneer: "It's also the same sentence to reorganize the language, buddies don't believe it!"

Zhao Xiaolei pressed his anger, he still had to persuade this guy to return! So he patiently explained: "Heavenly Court has some barriers to the mortal world, and it is not very convenient to communicate, Heavenly Court and the mortal world need a person, uh, an immortal to coordinate the relationship, you have to have a Beijing office in a prefecture-level city, right?"

Zhao Pengfei smiled playfully, and said with a smile: "You told Zhao Gou about this......, right?

Zhao Pengfei's meaning is very clear, only the mentally handicapped believe your nonsense!

Zhao Xiaolei didn't think it was angry, and continued to explain: "I am an immortal, it took me a long time to accept my identity, you are a traverser, when I first took on this task, I didn't believe that there were really people in this world who could cross, but when I arrived in the Southern Song Dynasty, I didn't believe it and I had to believe it!

Zhao Pengfei is a smart person, he understands it, the meaning of this is - you Zhao Pengfei yourself have crossed, such a bizarre thing can appear, there are immortals in this world, what is not to believe?

But he still couldn't accept it!

There should be two hits, right?

Zhao Pengfei still laughed playfully......

Well, Zhao Xiaolei sighed, snapped his fingers with a snap ......of his fingers, time stopped, and Zhao Pengfei was still laughing there.

Zhao Xiaolei stepped around, and didn't think about how to make Zhao Pengfei believe that he was a fairy, thought about it, ran to the bottom of the mountain, found a guard, untied his saber with a sigh, turned back, and stood in front of Zhao Pengfei again.

"Poof...... Poof...... "A snap ......of the fingers!" and time returned to normal.

Zhao Xiaolei's face was like frost, and he threw the saber on the table fiercely, and the cow coaxed: "Believe it or not, I'm an immortal?"

Zhao Pengfei's expression tightened, hey, this is so amazing, there is an extra knife in his hand out of thin air, is this magic?

Zhao Pengfei circled around Zhao Xiaolei twice, and said strangely: "Buddy, what to say...... Where did you hide this knife?

Zhao Xiaolei is angry!

"Puff puff pop ......"

Zhao Xiaolei went down the mountain again, and this time he got three knives!

Zhao Pengfei felt amazing again, and asked again: "This magic is amazing, teach me?"

Zhao Xiaolei was angry, "poof, puff, slap, slap......"

Continue to go down the mountain, this time he tossed three times, the first time he got three maces, the second time he got a plate of shallots mixed with tofu, a cage of meat buns and a plate of sliding meat, it was still hot, and the third time he brought up a dog and Zhao Gou's hat!

He tossed three times, tired and panting, but he wanted to do it once and for all, NND, he didn't believe that Lao Tzu was a god, right?

Zhao Pengfei saw the large-scale magic trick in front of him, this time he was completely convinced, and he was stunned for a long time before he asked weakly: "Eh, buddy, can you get another pot of wine......

Zhao Xiaolei is completely crazy!

……

Tossed it twice, simply got a table of wine and food, and the two of them talked about the wine.

Zhao Xiaolei said in his heart, what is this special thing called? In order to prove that he is a god, he has to run errands back and forth to buy wine and food, and this is the palace, if he is on the street, he will not be struck by lightning?

The dark clouds in the distance rolled, and sure enough, the sky politely hit a few thunders, Zhao Xiaolei understood that he was carrying out the task by himself, and this day the Tao also meant it, and it was really split?

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Zhao Pengfei asked curtly: "Eh, fairy, is there any smoke?"

Zhao Xiaolei frowned, and said unhappily: "I still want to find you in particular!"

The two looked at each other and smiled, and the estrangement between them disappeared a lot with this sentence.

Then Zhao Pengfei asked: "I always feel that the matter of immortals is not very reliable, you have to tell me the truth, we are also educated in materialism, so how can the Internationale be sung?"

Zhao Xiaolei laughed and said, "What kind of thing is Zhao Gou?"

Zhao Pengfei: "......"

"Okay, I believe you are an immortal, last question, why are you here?" Zhao Pengfei was a little weak.

Zhao Xiaolei looked at Zhao Pengfei for a long time, and looked at Zhao Pengfei straight, and then said slowly: "I'm here to save you, you're in trouble, don't I take you back!"

Zhao Pengfei was horrified by his gaze, and said after a moment: "I, a catastrophe is coming, let's not talk nonsense!"

Zhao Xiaolei has been in Baidu for a night, and he knows everything about this in the Great Song Dynasty, and he said inscrutablely: "With your little bit of, can you still hide it from the deity? You have always taken the path of Yue Fei, stealing the limelight from others, making waves, and your life expectancy will be approaching soon, and after half a year, you will be pushed to the Fengbo Pavilion and cut into pieces, do you believe it?"

"I don't believe it, we are brothers-in-law in the Holy Saint today, and he believes in me, I am also a person with military power. Zhao Pengfei was very inward-looking.

"Oh~~ Commander Zhao, where are your troops?Is there only five tanks left?" Zhao Xiaolei teased.

Zhao Pengfei was silent.

"Okay, Commander Zhao, I won't hide it anymore, your fate won't be very good, and besides, don't think about rebellion or anything, you know this history better than me, what you are doing, you know better than me, I'm just giving you a wake-up call. What if you want to go back? Arrange this here, and I'll take you back to the 21st century in minutes. ”