Chapter 10: Fairies
This is the second time that Zhao Xiaolei has experienced the special function of the candle dragon, but he still feels shocked, he looked at the goose-like people with a strange expression, but he was surprised to see Zhang Da blowing the thief's head and thief sloping back to Zhao Xiaolei's side from the door - he was not stopped by time!
Zhang Dachui took out a box of crumpled cigarettes, handed one to Zhao Xiaolei, and said a little weakly: "Dissipate your gas, smoke a bag of cigarettes, and ......rest for a while."
Zhao Xiaolei was very dazed, and lit the cigarette mechanically, only then did he react, and asked Zhang Dazhui: "Why haven't you been fixed?"
Zhang Da boasted and said: "This seat is the ...... of Maoshan Mountain"
Zhao Xiaolei rolled his eyes, waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, in the future, remember clearly that you are a descendant of several generations before you go out to fool." After that, he looked at the candle dragon with a breezy breeze, and Nunu said, "Don't be stunned, come, take a hand......"
The candle dragon wondered, "What are you going to do?"
Zhao Xiaolei hated iron and said: "What are you doing? Carry this colorful outside, how can I do business here?"
The candle dragon let out a simple sigh, and Zhang Da Fu and the others carried the four of his so-called "goblins" out of the door, and the rain outside was still falling weakly, and there was no intention of stopping half-heartedly.
Zhao Xiaolei arrived outside the door and found that there was a police car flashing its police lights not far away, it should be driving this way, although it was stationary, but judging from the rain and fog broken in front of the car, the speed was not fast, but it was definitely not slow.
Zhao Xiaolei laughed evilly, pranks, and commanded Candle Dragon and Zhang Dachui to "place" the social brother to a position about three meters away from the police car, and put the "green hair" holding a flower pot in the back of the side of the social brother, and the "red hair" that was rounded on the bench was placed in front of the side, as for the "yellow hair", he didn't make any moves, and he was at a loss for what to do, hmm...... Then he will watch the battle from afar.
Zhao Xiaolei measured it a few times uneasily, and after making sure that it was foolproof, he pulled the candle dragon and Zhang Dachui back to the store, and ordered the candle dragon with a wicked smile: "You can start ......"
"Snap ......" Candle Dragon snapped his fingers, the world returned to its original speed, and Zhao Xiaolei and the three of them lay on the floor-to-ceiling glass window, seriously testing the fruits of their labor.
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The whizzing police car, seeing that a black fat man suddenly appeared in front of him, he was looking at his palm with disgust, with a strange expression, but a green-haired goblin appeared behind him who was holding a flower pot and smashing it at the black fat man, and before the police in the car could react, a red-haired monster suddenly appeared next to him and smashed into the police car with a chair......
For a while, the wolf ran suddenly, and the driving police were stunned by this sudden change, and a dozen steering wheels directly knocked the black fat social brother away, and the car was pushed to the flower bed on the side of the road, and stopped abruptly, and the green-haired goblin was afraid to smash the windshield of the police car with the flower pot, and he himself pounced on the front cover of the police car......
The co-pilot in the car is a fat policeman, because of the inertia of the sudden braking, his face is almost attached to the glass, and suddenly he found a flowerpot with flowers and branches rushing towards him, and he couldn't dodge, the poor fat policeman only felt a flower in front of him, and the front windshield was full of cracks, and the inertia made the poor policeman's big fat face squeeze on the broken glass, and when he was frightened, he watched a green-haired goblin in tattered clothes grinning at him, the fat policeman was shocked, and screamed: "There are ghosts~~~"
That's it, a policeman, a demon, through the broken glass......
Kiss...... Ahem.
Things are far from ending as simple as imagined, the fat policeman was frightened, experienced a shocking kiss, and before he could reminisce, he quickly bounced back to his seat, and the fat policeman, who had long been frightened by the green-haired ghost, instinctively wanted to open the door and want to escape, turned his head to look at the glass on the right, but saw a skinny red-haired ghost like a mad tiger, carrying a chair and smashing it head-on, "Bang Dang" With a loud bang, the glass of the side door was smashed, the broken glass slag of the car flew all over the sky, and the fat policeman was bleeding all over his face, and the fat on his face trembled, and he rolled his eyes, and he fainted.
Scared!
The situation in the back row was not very ideal, and the two auxiliary police officers suddenly encountered a sudden change, and after witnessing the suicide attack of the ragged "green-haired poor dead ghost" and the scrawny "red-haired starving ghost", they felt even more frightened, and quickly opened the car door to escape, and after getting out of the car, they did not run a few steps before looking up...... I found that there was an inexplicable yellow-haired ghost standing in front of me!
The two auxiliary policemen were shocked, instinctively pulled out their police weapons and closed their eyes to the yellow-haired ghost, and said in their mouths: "I'll kill you demons and monsters~~~"
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An hour later, a police officer from the police station was on the phone: "Hey, is it a mental hospital? I'm from a police station, I want to know if there are any missing patients in your hospital?" Oh...... Sorry to bother you......"
In the interrogation room, a police officer with glasses was still patiently interrogating: "Let me ask you again, why did you attack the police? Why did you smash the police car?"
Big Brother Society: "Government, I really don't know why it appeared on the road, I was in a computer store at the time...... Belch...... Buy a computer...... I'm really wronged!"
The glasses officer was a little impatient, and shouted: "You are wronged, you stopped the police car, instructed your accomplices to smash the police car, caused injury to the police, and directly caused a policeman to fall into a coma...... You said...... Are you buying a computer?"
The big brother of the society cried and defended with a sad face: "I'm really buying a computer......"
The spectacled policeman slapped the table and shouted, "Do you think our police car looks like a computer seller?"
A police officer next to him said worriedly: "If it doesn't work, let's do a psychiatric evaluation, right?"
Didn't wait for the glasses officer to speak. His cell phone rang, and the glasses officer answered: "Oh, hello Chief, it's me...... Oh yes! Understand! Sweep away the evil and eliminate evil, we must punish it severely, and there will be no favoritism! The director can rest assured ......"