Kill chickens and entertain guests

Xie Ying caught the hen in his hand, the chicken looked at him, he looked down at the chicken, looked at each other for a long time, and then bent the chicken head under the chicken wings, plucked the hair on the chicken's neck with his hand, and read the words in his mouth: livestock, livestock, don't blame, you are a dish in the world, go early this year, come early next year!

After plucking the feathers on the chicken's neck, Xie Ying cut the blood vessels in the chicken's neck with a knife, the chicken was dying and struggling, the wings kept fanning, and his face kept hurting, and the claws kept scratching, scratching his hands and constantly adding injuries, wounds, oozing blood beads.

As soon as the hand was released, the chicken fell to the ground, put a little salt, and put a little water, and the bowl used to catch the chicken's blood was knocked over and buckled to the ground. Then, the hen escaped with her wings.

Xie Xiong said: Although the urine bubble is big and there are no catties, although the thallium is small and weighs a thousand catties, even a chicken can't be killed, a cow is bigger, and a horse is bigger, what's the use?

Xie Ying said: It's not that it's strong, it's that I'm soft-hearted, and I can't do this kind of poisonous hand!

Xie Xiong said: Poultry and six animals, raised by people, eaten by people, want to eat meat, and are still afraid of killing? Pretend to be merciful!

The palace magpie sprinkled some corn, and made a series of "cooing" sounds in his mouth, except for the hen that caused the accident, the domestic hens all heard the sound and returned, and also brought a big red rooster. There is never a big rooster at home, because it costs food, and it does not lay eggs, it is not cost-effective to raise, as for the eggs that hatch chicks, there is a group of hens, and there is no rooster to step on wild eggs?

The big red rooster lowered his head to eat corn, and Leng Buding was suddenly pounced by her and pressed to the ground, clenched her throat and lifted it, the rooster couldn't crow, but her two wings kept fanning.

Xiao Lin shouted Xie Xiong, stretched out her finger and pointed to the rooster in her mother-in-law's hand, and motioned for him to take over and help subdue it instead of slaughtering.

Xie Xiong smiled and nodded, indicating that he understood.

Xie Xiong coquettishly: Mother, wow, you just listen to your daughter-in-law, retire. You're going to give me a chance to perform. Otherwise, she won't even be able to kill chickens, Xiao Lin should be sad! You don't want your son to be looked down on by her, right?

Gong Magpie reached out and handed it to him. He stepped forward to take it, pulled the two wings of the rooster back, and the chicken did not move, and then raised his hand to shrug the head of the chicken, and slapped it a few times, and the chicken's eyes closed and passed out.

Xiao Lin's attitude is sincere and humble, respect and consideration for the elderly, intimacy and like, so that the palace magpie is so happy that he can't close his mouth, and he laughs happily, and Xiao Lin loves to laugh very much, he wants to be happy at every turn, his face is full of bright sunshine, the corners of his mouth and eyebrows are raised, his eyes are charming, and his smile is full of intelligence and cleverness, and he looks shrewd and lively.

Gong Magpie patted Xie Xiong on the back of the head: I'm about to get married, I'm hippie and smiling all day long, and I don't look serious! Go and see, which ancestral tomb is smoking? Bless you for your shit luck and picking such a good girl as your wife!

Xie Xiong was also full of spring breeze, giggling and laughing: You two don't stand taller than each other. Hey, wife, don't help your mother into the house to rest! Oh, accompany my mother to talk about my heart, beg my mother to teach some women's Taoist experience, and make my mother happy, I have a great reward!

He put the chicken on the woody pier and chopped it with a knife, and the head flew out and the chicken jumped on the ground. The headless chicken could still bounce outside the door, bounced a foot high crookedly, jumped a meter away, bounced out of the kitchen threshold, escaped a line of "a" words, ran a string of "a" words, and fell to the ground and died.

Wine and food are served, everyone has a meal, fragrant braised dog meat hooks the taste buds, tofu is fried on both sides, dried fish and bacon are full of bowls, the rooster is lying on the whole plate, the chicken soup is bright and vermicelli, the fried broad beans are fragrant, the peanuts are fried with salt and the grains are crispy, and the rice wine in the pot is hot to the mouth.

Men drink rice wine and women drink drinks.

Gong Magpie picked up the fine ones, and piled them up at Xiao Lin's bowl, piling up more vegetables than rice: In this poor village, there are no good things, just a little, barely eat, you must be full!

Xiao Lin said: This dog meat, colored, fragrant and tasteful, even if it is a hotel in the city, it can't be made, I have a lot of good taste!

Gong Magpie moved the braised pork plate to Xiao Lin: Pushing is not satisfied, politeness is an opinion, it suits your appetite, then eat more!

Xie Xiong said: My family has invested a lot of money, you have to eat and drink well. When we go back, in front of our parents, we should say a lot of good things about us!

Xiao Lin said: This is nature. I've eaten enough, please use it slowly!

Gong Magpie said: Really eat well, don't be restrained, can't let go, embarrassed, pretend to be hungry!

Xie Xiong said: People eat small amounts of food, and they eat less than cats, and when I look at her, she has already broken her belly.

Xie Qingquan said: The guests are off the table, let's eat to your heart's content. With such good wine and food, it's hard to have a meal in January, so don't waste it.

Xie Han left and didn't return home all day. In the evening, Xie Xiong sent Xiao Lin home and returned, but no one entered the house, but Xie Han stood in the door and outside the door to greet him, he patted Xie Xiong's shoulder with a smile, opened his mouth but couldn't hold back his words.

Xie Xiong said: If there is a fart, let it go, it's okay to go away, good dogs don't get in the way!

Xie Han squirmed for a long time before he replied shyly: You have been bold and powerful since you were a child, as long as you can make this scene as good-looking as the white bone spirit, the girl in the city will marry into the family, the bride price, I will help you pay half of it!

The next morning, the mistress of the rooster carried a cutting board and a kitchen knife, and in front of the village, on the left and right sides of the house, at the end of the alley, she shouted and cursed, what is delicious B, what is delicious, eats my, and will lay widows forever, and the two in-laws are prosperous (curse only to give birth to daughters and not cubs); what thief B, thief cub, stole my, and told him to be an old man in the future, and touch the wall with good health and strength (curse to have no children and no daughters, widowed and widowed, and blind); what filthy B, filthy cub, kill my, and will be glorious and rich (curse children and grandchildren to be unfilial and unfed, homeless, and pack a basket for food); what silly B, silly cub, cook my, retribution for prolonging his life for more than seventy-seven years (cursed to die by a lifetime, living for a maximum of forty-nine days). scolded, and the kitchen knife chopped three times on the cutting board, as if it was a thief's hands and feet.