Chapter 302: Thank you for the canopy!
Chapter 302 of the main text, thank you for the canopy!
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A few minutes later, King Wu Cheng woke up. The five-colored sacred cow also woke up, and on the hooves of the four big cows, each carved a meat sandwich bun! Seeing these four meat sandwich buns, King Wucheng fainted again.
At this time, Tang Seng, who was far away, gasped, and his sixth sense was really reliable! He was almost caught by King Wu Cheng! Tang Seng sighed in his heart. "Dong Yong! Give the poor monk 100,000 skewers of mutton!!"
"Is the Cowherd here??Give the poor monk a thousand portions of Malatang!"
"Guo Lao, you give me ......" I didn't plan to buy Zhang Guolao's donkey meat for fire, but thinking about the taste, Tang Seng still couldn't help but send an order, "You give the poor monk 10,000 portions of donkey meat to burn! I don't want it anywhere else! I want you to sit on the meat on the donkey's ass and make a fire of it, and a thousand steaks!"
"Little Wine Fairy, do you still have today's quota for imperial wine? How much is there for the poor monks! The poor monks want to take them to the Heavenly Demon Realm to drink!"
Tang Seng began to place orders frantically!
"Hurry up, the holy monk has placed a big order!!100,000 strings!" After Dong Yong's restaurant was destroyed, this was the largest order Dong Yong received. The Cowherd couple under the Nantian Gate also hurriedly got busy. The little wine fairy who specializes in Tianting Imperial Wine also hurried to the warehouse to check. Only Zhang Guolao was speechless, as long as the donkey meat made of the donkey butt meat that the old man was riding was burned, and there were 10,000 servings, how big was the old man's donkey butt!!
"Holy monk, you have redefined my understanding of you!Redefined my world view!!Outlook on life and values!" When Zhang Xiaodong was overwhelmed by the report private message, he finally connected with Tang Seng. "Isn't it just going to the Heavenly Demon Realm? It's not the end of the world! This guy feels like the entire Chaoge has been ransacked by you!!"
In the picture, Tang Seng squatted in a ruined temple, smiling awkwardly. By Tang Seng's side, all kinds of food, drink, and clothing, and even Dong Yong's brand bikinis were bought! Outside the ruined temple, there were more than a dozen fairy pigs and sheep croaking. "Shangxian, it's too late!!These are the fattest pigs and sheep I've hidden here during this time, I originally planned to ask Dong Yong to make ham and lamb chops for me, but it's too late, it's really too late!!"
"What's too late!" Zhang Xiaodong scolded with a smile.
"Brother Dong, don't fool the poor monk!" Tang Seng looked desperate. "Zhao Gongming, even a big guy like the Heavenly Sect Master was alarmed, and lent himself all the magic weapons that defy the heavens, such as the Dinghai Divine Pearl, which shows how dangerous this trip to the Heavenly Demon Realm is! Who knows if he can come back this time? These are all strategic materials. Maybe you'll be able to use it!!"
"If it weren't for the fear that Zhao Gongming would want to go back to the Dinghai Divine Pearl, the poor monk would definitely not go!" Tang Seng continued: "Heavenly Demon Realm, it's terrible to think about! Look at those indigenous Heavenly Demons, all of them have purple-black faces, just like Africans! How can poor monks stand their fine skin and tender meat! Who knows what hobbies they have!"
Zhang Xiaodong really didn't know what to say. What does this have to do with Africans? But Tang Seng may not have said one thing, that is, he can't go if he doesn't want to go now! Countless eyes are staring at him! Among them, these bigwigs such as the Tongtian Sect Master!
"And. The last time I learned the scriptures, the monsters along the way rushed to eat Tang Seng's meat! This time, I don't know if anyone has revealed the news," Tang Seng said while throwing something into the storage gold bowl, "In case the matter of the poor monk going to the Heavenly Demon Realm is revealed to the Heavenly Demon Realm by the internal traitor, then the poor monk really has no way to go to heaven and no way to enter the earth!
"Your sister, is it so mysterious!" Seeing that Tang Seng almost burst into tears, Zhang Xiaodong was also a little moved. The old drama bones are definitely the old drama bones!
At this time, Tang Seng suddenly slapped his head!
"What's wrong with you?" Zhang Xiaodong asked puzzled.
"Ahh The poor monk has also been looking for a project! Today, when it comes to Tang Seng meat, the poor monk suddenly realizes that it is too late to regret it! Tang Seng meat, there is something better than this project!!" Tang Seng beat his chest and paused!
"Uh...... It's a good project!" Zhang Xiaodong wiped his cold sweat.
Tang Seng suddenly looked at Zhang Xiaodong directly, "Shangxian, you must not reveal this trade secret! You must wait for the poor monk to come back, especially to guard against Dong Yong! That ghost has a lot of ideas, and the poor monk is afraid that he will seize the opportunity!"
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about that. Zhang Xiaodong hurriedly stopped, "The videos I just found about your master and apprentice are all here, I don't know if it's useful." You guys take a look first! I'll send a few of them to Bajie too!" Among these videos and serials that Zhang Xiaodong said, there happens to be "Journey to the West". However, Zhang Xiaodong felt that it should be useless, because the background of the sequel to Journey to the West in the world is the fairy world and the underworld and even the human world, but Tang Seng and they went to the heavenly demon world! The people involved in it are also from the fairy world. For example, looking for the so-called reincarnation of the Buddha in the world, Qiao Ling'er. Dead horses should be live horse doctors!
In addition, Zhang Xiaodong also prepared some things for this to go to the Heavenly Demon Realm, and it is up to him whether he can use them.
Obviously, the title of "Journey to the West" still attracted Tang Seng, hurry up and watch it! Neither of them knew that there were already two versions of the Journey to the West postquel in the five-person group at this time! And this postquel sent by Zhang Xiaodong made Tang Seng half dead in the Heavenly Demon Realm!
Outside the courtyard where Chang'e was alone. "Sister Chang'e, I'm Tianpeng!!, my old pig is going to the Heavenly Demon Realm. Before leaving, I want to see you one last time......" Zhu Bajie shouted at the top of his voice for a long time. In front of Chang'e, Zhu Bajie likes to call himself by his previous title. Now that Master Tang Seng has made the entire live broadcast room know the danger of the Heavenly Demon Realm! In Zhu Bajie's heart, except for Gao Laozhuang's Gao Xiulan, the only remaining attachment is Fairy Chang'e. He wanted to see Fairy Chang'e one last time before leaving.
After a long time, Chang'e gently pushed open the door and walked out of the courtyard with tears in her eyes.
Zhu Bajie was overjoyed, Chang'e not only came out, but also moved to tears. He even has a box in his hand! Is this a gift for himself? Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie's heart is also sour, so many years of lovesickness for Chang'e's sister, it's worth it!! Gently taking the box in Chang'e's hand, Zhu Bajie asked softly.
"Sister Chang'e, what is this, do you have something to say to my old pig?"
Chang'e nodded, "Tianpeng, it is dangerous to go to the Heavenly Demon Realm, Tianpeng must be careful." In addition, Chang'e has one more thing to ask for."
"Mmmmmm, Sister Chang'e, don't worry! What's the matter, Sister Chang'e, you said, as long as my old pig can do it, I will do it properly!" Zhu Bajie nodded vigorously.
"Thank you so much" Chang'e wiped her tears, and then opened the long box in Zhu Bajie's hand, in which was lying an arrow. "If you can see my husband Jun Houyi in the Heavenly Demon Realm, please ask Tianpeng to return this thing to him. Tell him that Chang'e is waiting for him in the fairy world, and hope that he will be transformed as soon as possible and reunite with Chang'e......"
Holding the long box in both hands, Zhu Bajie couldn't speak for a long time! I miss my daughter-in-law Gao Xiulan! Zhu Bajie said in his heart......
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