Chapter 251: Masculinity
When I was smoking in the living room, the door of Zhang Lan's bedroom was opened, and then Zhang Lan and Shen Sixue walked out, only to see the two of them, one wearing pink pajamas and the other wearing white pajamas, and they were both thin and vague, so I was a little stunned for a while.
"Jiang Xiao, why haven't you slept yet?" Shen Sixue asked with a frown when she saw me.
When I saw it, I quickly snuffed out the cigarette butt, then stood up in a hurry and said, "I see that you two haven't come out until now, so I want to see how you are talking." ”
"What?" Zhang Lan stroked her long hair and said, "Do you want to come in and talk too?"
When Zhang Lan stroked her hair, she just straightened her chest, which made my heart pound, and I forgot for a while that she was talking to me again.
"What are you looking at?" Shen Sixue pouted and said, "Be careful of the eye of the long needle." ”
"Giggle......
Shen Sixue said a word, and the two beauties laughed, and then both walked into the toilet.
Looking at the backs of the two of them, I feel that today is really strange, everyone has a place to live, but they don't go back, they all crowd here, so I have no place to sleep, and Zhou Yang and the fat man even locked the door.
I looked at the empty living room, then walked to Ye Xue and her room, and then knocked on the door.
"Who? is it Sister Sixue?" Su Beibei's voice came out.
I didn't answer and kept knocking on the door.
"Squeak!"
Finally, Ye Xue opened the door, then stretched out her head to look at me, then looked behind me, and said, "What are you doing?"
"I don't have a place to sleep at night, can you let me in and squeeze in?" I said with a smile on my face.
"You?" Ye Xue glanced at me, then closed the door with a "bang", and then said loudly inside the door: "Don't even think about it!"
I shrugged my shoulders, then walked to the couch, and fell asleep in my clothes, and I slept alone in the living room, poor for so many beautiful women......
Tossing and turning all night, but I had a dream, I dreamed that these women had become my wives and were getting married, Yang Dongmei came out to make a big fuss at the wedding scene, which made me very excited at the time, so I hurriedly ran over to grab her, but I dragged it several times, and I passed by...... Later, I realized that I couldn't touch her at all.
When I woke up the next day, my mind was blank and I thought I was working at a design company, so I got up and washed.
But while washing, I suddenly noticed a noise in the kitchen, so I suddenly remembered that there were so many things to worry about.
"Alas!"
I let out a long sigh, then put down the towel and headed towards the kitchen.
I just walked to the door of the kitchen, and I saw Zhang Lan cooking rice with an apron.
"Yo yo yo ......" This surprised me so much, you must know that Zhang Lan is a young lady of everyone, she is cooking now, it is simply unlikely.
I guess she doesn't necessarily know soy sauce, vinegar, or whatever.
"Ouch!" I was thinking about when I heard Zhang Lan scream.
So, I hurriedly ran over, only to see Zhang Lan with her head down, covering her fingers.
"What's wrong?" I asked, worried, holding her on.
"Who?" she was startled by me, then looked up and saw that it was me, and immediately put her hands behind her back, and said, "Nothing...... Hurry up and get out, I'm cooking, don't disturb me. ”
"No, do you know how to cook?" I asked, a little disbelieving.
She pouted and said, "Who said I can't cook?" Tell you, Shen Sixue taught me just now, you just wait for me to cook a good meal!"
I glanced at her, this is now learning and selling, but I just served her, but I had to nod suspiciously, and walked out of the kitchen.
After I walked out of the kitchen, I continued to wash, and since she was so confident, let her go, and when the time came, as long as I could swallow it.
I finished washing, poured a glass of water, lit a cigarette, sat on the sofa in the living room, and said, "Zhang Lan, are you okay? I'm a little hungry." ”
"Good...... Ouch, it's on fire......" Zhang Lan just said the word "good", and suddenly shouted in panic.
Nima, so scared that I threw the cigarette butt directly into the teacup, and ran straight into the kitchen without wearing slippers.
As soon as I arrived at the kitchen door, I saw Zhang Lan hiding in the corner with a spatula, a pot on the stove, and a raging fire......
"What's wrong?" I asked casually as soon as I stepped inside.
"The oil is burning, I just poured water and wanted to extinguish it, but ......" Zhang Lan looked at me with an aggrieved face.
I suddenly felt that my breath almost didn't come up, but now I didn't have time to blame her, so I picked up the lid and covered the pot, but the fire was too big, and I was burned a few times, and I was choked by the smoke and coughed violently.
Fortunately, fortunately, after the lid of the pot was closed, it didn't take long for the fire in the pot to go out automatically.
"Zhang Lan, Zhang Lan...... Are you alright?" my eyes were also smoked, and after a while, I opened my eyes, and then walked towards Zhang Lan.
Zhang Lan was in the corner, pointed directly to his stomach, and then said, "Look at it, the clothes are burning...... Luckily I'm busy, otherwise ......"
She shook her head when she said this, but I looked at the clothes in front of her, and the lower half of the blouse was burned, revealing white and tender skin.
"Then why don't you go change your clothes, leave it to me here!" I turned my head and looked at the messy kitchen, which didn't feel like cooking, but like it had been blown up, it was a mess everywhere, and the stove was all smoked and blackened.
"Okay, then I'll go change my clothes and come back later!" Zhang Lan said as she walked out.
I nodded, and said in my heart, "Miss, are you still here?" If you come a few more times, it is estimated that this kitchen will not exist.
After Zhang Lan left, I finally cleaned up the kitchen, and she changed into my clothes and came in.
"Don't say it, you're still beautiful in my clothes. I took the rag, then looked at Zhang Lan and said.
Zhang Lan wrinkled her nose and said, "It's a good fart, and your clothes still smell, haven't you washed your clothes for a long time?"
"Who said I didn't wash it?" tell you, that smell is a man's smell, do you understand?" I gave her a blank look.
"Humph!" she snorted, and then pushed me out, and said in her mouth, "If you haven't washed it, you haven't washed it, and you're embarrassed to say it's masculine?" ”
"Sister, are you okay? don't burn the whole kitchen?" I said as I stepped back.
"Bang!"
"Don't worry!" Zhang Lan only said three words, and then closed the kitchen door.
I shook my head, and then in the living room, I continued to smoke and wait for her.
And just like that, I waited for another half hour, and another ......scream of "ahh
Because of the lessons from the past, this time, I was really scared, for fear that something big would happen again.