Chapter 329: It's All Meat Jokes!

Lin Sirou said with a smile when she heard this: "Brother Xiaofan, look at what you said, I definitely welcome you." ”

Immediately, Lin Sirou let Qin Fan in, and subconsciously glanced out of the door and saw that there was no one, so she closed the door.

Seeing Qin Fan standing there, Lin Sirou asked with a smile, "Brother Xiaofan, do you want to drink water?"

Qin Fan waved his hand and said, "Don't drink it, I drink a lot of water at night and think about peeing." ”

Lin Sirou said with a smile: "Look at you, it's not normal for people to get up at night,"

As she spoke, she climbed into bed and continued, "Don't just stand at the bottom, sit down, I feel a little embarrassed when you stand at the bottom." ”

Qin Fan was a little speechless when he heard this, thinking that this girl was really embarrassed, and then Qin Fan took off his shoes and sat on the outside of the bed.

At this time, Lin Sirou looked at Qin Fan and asked, "How did I find that you seem to be a little unable to let go of our meeting this time." ”

Eh, Qin Fan shook his head and said, "I can't let go of anything, it's just that I drank a little wine, isn't there a saying called drunken disorder, I'm worried that it won't be good if I can't help but do something when I drink too much." ”

When Lin Sirou heard this, she thought to herself, this guy can really pretend to be forced, he must want to let himself take the initiative.

However, Lin Sirou will definitely not take the initiative at this time, it is usually boys who take the initiative in bed, so Lin Sirou did not answer, but said with a smile: "Brother Xiaofan, what story are you going to tell tonight?"

"What story do you want to hear?" Qin Fan asked with a smile, looking at the other party speechlessly, Qin Fan continued: "I want to hear meat or vegetarian." ”

Lin Sirou sneered and glared at the other party and asked, "The story is still meat and vegetarian, what is the meat like?"

Qin Fan nodded and said with a smile, "There must be,"

Immediately, Qin Fan began to brag, and he said with a smile: "There is a young lady who ordered a stir-fried whip flower while eating, and accidentally fell between her legs when she picked up the vegetables, so the young lady ......was shocked" Qin Fan paused for a moment and did not continue.

"And then?" Lin Sirou asked curiously.

Qin Fan smiled and continued: "The young lady said that this thing is really powerful, it is cooked and chopped, and it still knows the way." ”

Lin Sirou's face turned red when she heard this, and she looked at Qin Fan and said speechlessly: "Do you men like to listen to this kind of meat jokes?" ”

Qin Fan nodded and said, "Yes, don't you girls like to listen to it, and there is another one like this." ”

Qin Fan paused for a moment and flickered and said: "A couple spent candles in the cave room, and the groom woke up the next day to find the bride in tears, so the groom asked curiously: Baby, why are you crying?"

At this time, Qin Fan paused, looked at Lin Sirou and asked with a smile, "Do you know what the bride said?"

Lin Sirou's face flushed, glared at Qin Fan and said: "There is no need to say that the candle night in the cave room, there must be two people who did that, and the bride will definitely say that when he her last night, the groom hurt her." ”

Although she hadn't practiced it, Lin Sirou had heard a female classmate say what she felt when she was by a man.

Dizzy, Qin Fan shook his head and said with a smile: "You are not called a connotative joke, but a yellow joke." ”

Looking at Lin Sirou's blushing and depressed expression, Qin Fan then smiled and said, "That's what the bride said, she cried and said that your thing has shrunk to the point of not being able to look after using it overnight, what should you do when you want to use it in the future?"

Lin Sirou was completely speechless, she didn't know what to say, she said with a smile: "It turns out that you went upstairs at night to tell me this kind of joke." ”

Uh, Qin Fan nodded and smiled: "Yes, I have a better one, do you want to listen?"

Even if Lin Sirou wanted to listen to it at this time, she was embarrassed to say it, so Lin Sirou shook her head and said, "I still don't listen, let's sleep." ”

Qin Fan'an nodded and smiled: "Nacheng, you go to sleep quickly, I'll go down." ”

When Lin Sirou heard this, she immediately pulled Qin Fan and complained: "Brother Xiaofan, I found that you still like to be serious, in fact, you came up at night to sleep with me, but you still have to pretend, and I don't want you to go to bed." ”

Uh, Qin Fan was speechless for a while, and said with a smile: "I'm not embarrassed to say it." ”

"What's hard to say," Lin Sirou lay down and looked at Qin Fan and said, "You can sleep here at night." ”

"Okay," Qin Fan nodded and turned off the light, and lay down next to Lin Sirou, Qin Fan smelled the faint fragrance on Lin Sirou's body and said with a smile: "Sirou, you are really fragrant." ”

"Isn't it," Lin Sirou pursed her lips and smiled, raised her butt and leaned towards Qin Fan, Lin Sirou hugged Qin Fan and said with a smile: "Brother Xiaofan, you can sleep with me in your arms at night." ”

Qin Fan said with a smile when he heard this: "You don't worry about it at night, I can't help it if I accidentally can't help it." ”

Lin Sirou shook her head and said, "You won't." ”

She slept with this guy Qin Fan several times before and didn't see this guy her, which is also the reason why Lin Sirou is very relieved about Qin Fan, in fact, if this guy insists on doing it tonight, she may also agree.

Uh, Qin Fan was speechless for a while, and at this time, Lin Sirou took the initiative to kiss Qin Fan and asked with a smile: "Brother Xiaofan, I'm actually curious, every time you sleep with me, do you ever think about doing that with me?" ”

"I must have thought about it," Qin Fan didn't hide this matter, he thought to himself, no matter which boy he put aside, if there was a girl sleeping next to him, he must have more or less wanted to her.

Lin Sirou nodded, she thought to herself that the reason why the guy didn't do it was because she cared about her, and suddenly Lin Sirou felt that Qin Fan was worth entrusting, and suddenly Lin Sirou smiled and said, "Brother Xiaofan, let's sleep." ”

"Okay," Qin Fan nodded, then hugged Lin Sirou to sleep, and reached into Lin Sirou's clothes with his hand dishonestly and rubbed the two mountains twice, until Lin Sirou snorted a few times.

Qin Fan retracted his hand and said with a smile: "It's a good idea to take advantage of tonight, don't fool around, hurry up and go to sleep." ”

Qin Fan got up very early the next morning, went out to exercise and went home, what made him depressed was that Tian Wen seemed to drink a little too much last night, and he hadn't gotten up yet, and when Cuilan was cooking, Tian Wen hadn't woken up yet.

Seeing the others getting up one after another, Qin Fan called the door twice outside before pushing the door in, seeing that Tian Wen was still sleeping, Qin Fan suddenly couldn't cry or laugh.

He thought to himself that this guy seemed to have such a bad amount of alcohol, but he drank so much, and when he arrived, Qin Fan walked up to him, put one hand on the other party's forehead, and a wisp of spiritual energy entered the other party's body to help him relieve his hangover.

After a while, Tian Wen woke up and saw Qin Fan sitting on the bed, he knew that there was a vegetable greenhouse knowledge lecture at ten o'clock in the morning, and it was not a delay, Tian Wen said with a smile: "Brother, I'm sorry, I drank a little too much yesterday." ”