In the evening, I ate hot pot, more than a dozen people sat at two tables, in the same private room, two boxes of liquor, four boxes of beer, and I wanted to drink it when I entered the door. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhang was afraid of coming early, which made the fat man and the turtle very uncomfortable. The turtle said, "Oh my God, you're getting early?"

Except for when we went to the restaurant together, we used to eat, and Zhang was afraid that he would always arrive late and leave early, because he had to go home to work.

Zhang Wei scolded: "Sit down honestly, don't pick on thorns." ”

The turtle smiled: "It's a rare opportunity to pick your thorns, it's too stupid not to seize the opportunity." ”

As he spoke, everyone sat down, and the fat man smiled: "What are you doing, eating for Ha?"

"Big brother, what you say in the Northeast dialect, the southerners definitely don't understand. Zhang was afraid to pour himself liquor, so he stood up and spoke: "What, I'm a person, I'm used to it, and when I neglect everyone in the past, forgive me and do it first." "It's just a mouthful.

He poured a glass of wine and said, "Everyone can come to give me face, thank you." "After that, it was another glass.

And then the third cup: "We're still the same as before, everyone." ”

The fat man asked, "Are you sick?"

Zhang was afraid and said: "There is nothing to do, drink." ”

The sissy said, "The sixth son said that you took Biaozi over?"

"I have a place there, and he just occupies a bed, and it doesn't matter. Zhang Wei replied.

"It's okay for you to take it, it's better than him being bullied alone. The sissy said: "Speak if there is anything, lack of money and people, everyone can contribute somewhat." ”

The fat man shouted: "Stop, Lao Tzu has no money, only people." ”

"It's just that we don't have any money, we have someone. A crowd of people made a fuss.

Zhang Wei smiled and said: "Drink bar." ”

There are too many words needless to say, mainly drinking, and drinking is more useful than talking. Zhang was afraid of drinking a pound and a half, but he didn't dare to drink beer, so he basically went home dizzy.

It's still a puppy that's interesting enough, no matter how strong the smell of wine is, come together and welcome.

And so another day passed. When it was bright again, Qiao's sister-in-law called and said that Qiao Guanghui was going to be discharged from the hospital.

Zhang was afraid to ask, why is he in such a hurry?

Sister-in-law Qiao said that she was not in a hurry, but that she wanted to be discharged from the hospital early.

Zhang was afraid that I would go over for a while, and then called the turtle: "Get out of the car." ”

The turtle said, "No wonder you had a drink last night, you had a purpose." ”

Zhang was afraid to say: "Don't talk nonsense, it's just that I didn't have that wine yesterday, I asked you to borrow a car, can you borrow it?"

The turtle said, "Borrow, I must borrow, but I can only borrow the car, so I don't have to take me, right?"

Zhang was afraid and said, "Hurry up, Qiao Guanghui will be discharged from the hospital." ”

"Pick up people and discharge them from the hospital, don't say it early. "The turtle asks where to go, is it going to you or to the hospital?

Zhang was afraid to calculate the distance, and said to go directly to the hospital, you will be in time to go at about ten o'clock, and you have to go through procedures or something.

The turtle said it got and hung up the phone.

Zhang was afraid that he would clean up this side a little and take a taxi to the hospital.

Sister-in-law Qiao had already packed her things, and as soon as she met, she said that she was embarrassed, but the old man was discharged from the hospital, and no one helped, so she wanted to take something or something.

Zhang was afraid to say: "This is what you should do, you should call me." ”

After saying a few words, he took the slip to go to the hospital for discharge, and after a lot of busyness, when he came back, he saw the turtle and the fat man chatting with Qiao Guanghui.

Zhang was afraid and said: "You, put on a fat man, can the car still run?"

The fat man said with disdain: "Lao Tzu, this is muscle, strong." He said to Qiao Guanghui again: "I'll carry you in a while." ”

Sister-in-law Qiao said, "You can't carry it." ”

The fat man was startled: "You can't carry it anymore?"

Zhang was afraid to say that it was okay, he had the strength and stomach, and he could carry it away.

really hugged the car, borrowed the hospital wheelchair to push to the hospital door, Zhang was afraid to pick up Qiao Guanghui horizontally, and slowly sent it into the car, and the turtle took over in the car.

There were three rows of seats in the minivan, Qiao Guanghui was lying in the second row, and Zhang was afraid to sit on the ground and support his body. The fat man squeezed to the back position, and Sister-in-law Qiao sat in the co-pilot and guided the way home.

It's not far, it's a ten-minute drive, and it's the first floor, so I carried Qiao Guanghui into the house and put him on bed. Zhang was afraid that he didn't feel anything, the old man was tired enough, and he lay on the bed without speaking.

It's not that I'm so tired that I can't speak, it's that I'm disappointed that I'll become what I am now, and I'm tired of being held, a little sad and a little sad.

The house is nice, clean and tidy, and the neighborhood is good. The fat man said it was better than the new house his family bought.

Sister-in-law Qiao said that no matter how good it is, it is not her own, and said that she will stay for dinner.

Of course, they didn't know how to eat, so a few people said goodbye and left, first accompanying the turtle home to deliver the car, and then looking for a place to drink.

The fat man smiled and asked, "What happened last night?"

Zhang was afraid to pretend to be confused: "What's going on?"

The fat man said, "It's okay to drink a pound and a half?" ”

Zhang was afraid and said: "It's just that our brothers haven't seen each other for a long time......"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted: "Is it fake?

Zhang Wei patted his head: "If you don't say that I forgot, the big tiger's bunch of things are still with me, and I told them." ”

"Stove?" asked the fat man.

"Quite a lot, and stools. Zhang Wei replied.

The fat man looked at the turtle: "Let's have a street barbecue?"

The turtle said, "It doesn't matter what you drive, but I don't want to be chased by the chengguan." ”

The fat man pondered: "Why don't you get a photo?"

Zhang Wei said: "I think, it doesn't matter whether you get a license or not, the important thing is that you can keep the heat for a few minutes." ”

The fat man said, "What about swearing? a few minutes, at least more than an hour!"

Zhang is afraid to smile and say that you are amazing.

The turtle scolded the fat man for being a pig: "Silly you, even if you are out of heat, don't we have a stove?"

Zhang was afraid to ask, "What's the matter?

"Two different things. The fat man said, "You know, though we're all hooligans......"

Before he could speak, the turtle shouted to stop, and Zhang was afraid to stop: "Who is a hooligan with you? ”

The fat man said with disdain: "A group of hooligans pretend to be innocent. Then said: "Su Youlun is back again." ”

"Come back, come back, what's wrong?" Zhang asked fearfully.

The turtle said: "The fat man is unbalanced, did you see an advertisement during the Chinese New Year?"

"TV?Internet?" Zhang asked.

"It's on the Internet, it's on the street, it's advertising everywhere, and that guy set up a modeling agency and unites with the online live streaming company. The turtle then said, "It's a beauty pageant, and then guess what the beauty pageant is going to do?"

"Sleep?" Zhang asked.

"Pretty much. The turtle said: "The first interview is a beauty pageant, and the second interview directly asks if you accept the art of fruit photos." ”

"And then?" Zhang is afraid to continue to be a cheering athlete.

"Then I'll take pictures. The turtle asked, "What about the fat man gave you that portable hard drive?"

Zhang was afraid to think for a while and said, "Maybe at home." "This home is a rented house, and now it is the residence of Zhang Baihong and several girls. There was also a box of antique treasures wrapped in layers of duct tape in that house.

The turtle said: "I play better now than I did then, with ultra-high-definition professional equipment, leverage, and all kinds of photos." Speaking of this, he shook his head: "He doesn't expect this thing to make money, otherwise he will definitely make a fortune." ”

Zhang was afraid to ask, "What do you mean?

The turtle smiled: "This guy has made three websites, one is a pure photo, that is, all kinds of good-looking beauty photos, innocent and sexy, there are also fruit girls, but there are no dew point photos; one is a stocking thigh photo, all of which are the kind of stockings fruit girls who don't wear underwear and wear less, or even no clothes, and all kinds of uniform temptations; the other is all kinds of heavy taste, but not pornography, that is, the kind of photos that are not worn but don't let you see important parts; all three websites are his, the old guy is completely free! Are you convinced?"

"Free?" Zhang Wei smiled: "This guy always has unexpected imagination and execution on the **** road." ”

The turtle said, "yes, do you know the IP?"

"You know, I write books, and I expect this thing to live. Zhang Wei replied.

The turtle said: "The IP of his three websites is extremely high, but it is not pornographic, no matter what kind of photos, you just can't find a forbidden place, but what...... He is really willing to spend money, one is a makeup artist, one is a photographer, and a costume artist, all of them are hired at a high price, supported by such three senior talents, and the photos taken out are innocent and innocent, sexy and absolutely sexy, which makes you impulsive when you look at it. ”

Zhang was afraid and said: "If people have money, they will get it, you are unbalanced?"

The fat man said: "There is no exception, all the models were slept with by him, it was like this last time, Lao Tzu didn't want to do it, and now it's coming again,." ”

Zhang Wei said: "Two different things, last time you liked a girl, and then the girl left...... Not to mention getting used to a certain girl again?"

The fat man said: "It's not that I like it, it's that I see one beautiful girl after another who doesn't care about her body and sleeps with people casually...... Even if it's jealousy. ”

Zhang was afraid to think for a while and said, "Comfort and comfort you......"

Before he finished speaking, the turtle and the fat man sent him the middle finger together: "Contempt." ”

Zhang was afraid to speak without pausing, and said this sentence when the fat man and the turtle gave the middle finger: "Comfort and comfort you...... Come on. Then he saw two middle fingers and shook his head helplessly.

The fat man was stunned: "Damn, I'm scared to death." ”

The turtle was also a little surprised: "Why do you suddenly have love?

Zhang was afraid and said: "Big brother, the old man of the Qiao family is hospitalized, and I gave 30,000 yuan! I have no love? I have three puppies and a chicken where I live now, and I have no love? Liu Le is also raised by me, I have no love, and I despise you!"

The fat man thought for a moment and said to the turtle, "This guy is crazy." ”

The turtle said, "Yes, I think so too." ”

Zhang was afraid of scolding and got out, and called the waiter to settle the bill.

The fat man thought for a while and said: "It's better for you to live abnormally, at least we can rest assured, as soon as you suddenly become great, I have to wonder if the end of the world is ahead of schedule." ”

Zhang was afraid to say get out again, and took out two hundred yuan: "You settle the account." "Get up and go.

The fat man said, "I can't afford to play, I don't agree with each other, can I do it?"

"Lao Tzu is going to offer love and help the old lady cross the road. Zhang said fearfully.

The fat man and the turtle glanced at each other and said in unison: "Big brother, you are indeed famous, we are going to mess with you." (To be continued.) )