Text Chapter 601 Carnival on a Battleship

Ye Fan walked out, found Arbitrary, and asked, "Commander Wu, don't you have a super-large warship? Just give it to us first, and let us have a heavenly court carnival on it?" Just now, the Queen Mother agreed. ”

The corners of his mouth twitched, this is not very good, he wanted to refuse, but when he suddenly saw that Chu Chu wanted to finish, he probably wanted to agree, so he hurriedly said: "No problem, it's just a trivial matter." ”

Hou Chuchu rolled her eyes, she wanted to take the opportunity to help and ask for favors in front of these immortals, but she didn't expect that it was still not as good as the revolutionary friendship between Arbitrariness and Ye Fan.

Arbitrarily and proudly glanced at Hou Chuchu, quite proud, in the past, the Imperial Forest Army and the other party's army fought a war of words every day, and nothing had won, but today, it can be regarded as exhaling and raising eyebrows.

can become the sponsor of this carnival, there will definitely be benefits in the future, don't look at him as a mixed with the Royal Forest Army, but in fact, there is also business in the army, after all, in these years, civil servants have side jobs. Otherwise, how to kill time.

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The Roaring Sky Dog followed behind Yang Jian, and saw the huge warship, with a lantern on it, and a song and dance. The thousands of unicorns surrounding the warship looked like they had a real face.

"Boss, we're late. The Howling Dog looked over there and sighed, "They've all finished picking the peaches." ”

"I don't like those peaches, but mine is indispensable anyway. It's just those unicorns...... If you can get one, it's not a loss. Yang Jian looked at the group of unicorns, his eyes shining.

This is a Rui beast, there were only two horses in the heavenly court before, and they were raised in the Yaochi Wonderland, not to mention him, it is said that even if it is the Jade Emperor, he can't go to see it casually, and he has to report to the Queen Mother.

Now, with a thousand more unicorns at once, he felt that he must have a share.

"Boss, boss, are you going up?...... it's very lively" The roaring dog can't help it, such a big scene, once it is broadcast, it will definitely detonate the traffic of the network, and when the time comes, maybe he can surpass Ye Fan and become the number one Internet celebrity in the heavenly realm.

"I'm not going, I have to go to Yaochi Wonderland, if I'm not mistaken, Nezha and Lei Zhenzi, and the rest of the people have rushed to Yaochi Wonderland. These guys are also coveting unicorns, tsk...... This is a unicorn horse, if you can take one home at that time, not to mention more face. Yang Jian said with emotion.

"Boss, there used to be two horses, so they were very precious, but now there are thousands of horses...... According to Ye Fan, if there are too many things, they will be devalued. The Howling Dog said.

Yang Jian smiled and shook his head: "You don't know the Queen Mother, according to her personality, the rest have to be raised in the Yaochi Wonderland, so the amount outside must be very small, and the price may fall, but it will definitely not drop too much." ”

The Howling Sky Dog was not interested in this, it left into the live broadcast room and flew to the warship: "Wangwang...... Ladies and gentlemen, I am your favorite Internet celebrity dog Howling Sky Dog...... Woof...... Hey......"

The scene was very hot, dancing, singing, drinking, going down, scolding each other, in short, everything that could be vented was indispensable.

This is not counting, what is even more exaggerated is that these immortal artifacts can be broadcast live, and one by one, with the help of Ye Fan, they opened a live broadcast room and became an online anchor.

"Uncle Cao Guo, the number of fans and viewers on my side is already 50,000, why is it only a little more than 20,000 on your side?" Han Xiangzi said proudly: "It seems that Xiao Xianrou is more popular now." ”

"Hmph, when I drink this bottle of wine, there will definitely be more fans than you. Uncle Cao Guo said unconvinced.

In these years, no matter where you are, there are struggles and comparisons, and everyone is the same. No, it has begun to compare who has more fans.

When the roaring dog saw these immortal weapons, he opened the live broadcast room one by one, it was very frustrated, hundreds of live broadcast shots, and it was still playing a fart?

"Dog, dog...... Come here, come here......" Ye Fan hugged him arbitrarily and walked towards the Roaring Sky Dog: "This is the dog food that was just delivered, suitable for you." ”

The Howling Sky Dog originally wanted to scold back, but I am a fairy dog, how can I eat dog food? However, it sniffed inadvertently, and in an instant, saliva flowed down.

"Hmm...... This thing is much better than the food made by the God of Food. "The Howling Dog tasted a piece and was amazed, its taste buds have not been stimulated for a long time, this feeling, it is so refreshing.

"Hmm, who is this dog?" Howling Sky Dog glanced at it, and found that the dog food packaging bag was printed with a photo of another dog, this dog looked very cute, belonged to the Chinese pastoral dog, and seemed to be a woman.

Ye Fan took a look at it and recognized it: "This dog seems to be the most expensive dog in the current entertainment industry, this time the merchant found it to speak for it, and it is said that it also spent a lot of endorsement fees." ”

"Wang...... Why don't you look for me? I'm the number one dog on the Internet. Suddenly, it remembered one thing: "Strange, why have I been an Internet celebrity dog for so long, and no one has asked me to endorse me?"

Ye Fan walked over and comforted: "You are the dog of Heavenly Court, who dares to speak for you casually? Once something happens, how can you explain it to Heavenly Court? Besides, you have not expressed your willingness to do so. I think you can make an announcement to indicate that you are going to enter the entertainment industry, and in addition, you can find a trustworthy brokerage company and ask them to help you deal with related matters. ”

The Howling Sky Dog was overjoyed, it turned out that there were so many small paths, and it asked, "Which brokerage company to find?"

Ye Fan pointed to the distance: "Look for her." ”

The Roaring Sky Dog looked in the direction of Ye Fan's guidance, there was nothing, and when he was about to scold a few words, he saw a beautiful woman appear, wearing a red long dress, all of which looked like Zhu Yin's version of the Zixia Fairy.

"Chang'e?" said the Howling Dog.

The rest of the immortals also noticed the situation here, looked at it twice, and it was nothing, everyone played their own games. For Chang'e, in fact, it has always been a taboo in the heavenly court, and few people will say anything in private. Now Chang'e doesn't know what's going on, and she escapes from the Guanghan Palace, but those immortals still don't want to get into trouble.

"Ye Fan, are you welcome?" Chang'e said with a smile: "I'm here to add some luster to your carnival, as a goddess in the entertainment industry, I'm worth enough, right?"

"What do you mean by not worth? You're my friend, come and come, come in, drink, sing, dance. Ye Fan handed Chang'e a glass of champagne: "It's just right, the first dog of the celestial Internet celebrity wants to talk to you about something, you talk first." ”

"Wang ...... I'm fine. The roaring dog ran away in an instant, slipping away without a trace, and it was reluctant to have anything to do with Chang'e, it heard that the reason why Chang'e was imprisoned in the Guanghan Palace in the first place may have something to do with the imperial mother.

It is said that back then, Chang'e was peerless, and in terms of appearance, she was more powerful than the queen mother, so rumors spread around, and some people said that the Jade Emperor seemed to have unspoken rules about Chang'e and the like.

This matter involves a wide range of issues, and the howling dog can only go as far as it can be, and how far it can hide.

"Tut-tut...... Sister Chang'e is so powerful that she scared the dogs away, but don't worry, I still have a ...... here Arbitrary, arbitrary, your goddess is coming. Ye Fan shouted at the arbitrariness in the distance.

Arbitrarily lay on the ground, pretending to vomit, and then fainted.

"Hehe, man. Chang'e sneered: "If there is no one around, maybe he will come over, this courage is too small." ”

"Sister, don't be angry, people, always seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. Ye Fan touched the other party's wine glass and said with a smile: "Let's ...... Leave them alone, I'll have a drink with you. ”

"Aren't you afraid of getting into trouble?" asked Chang'e.

"What am I afraid of? I'm not from the heavenly realm, and I'll have to go back to the underworld and be my national teacher when the time comes. Ye Fan sighed with emotion: "This heavenly realm is not a place where I should mix. ”

Chang'e doesn't believe it, the other party is simply bold, otherwise he could still make such a thing? This thing made the heavenly court very troubled, the chickens flew and the dogs jumped, the key is, in the end, it was all right. The reason why she came over was to completely finish off Ye Fan, in comparison, she had done things before, which seemed too rigid and had no room for maneuver.

Take a look at Ye Fan, how shrewd? With a group of immortals, after stealing the peach, he expressed his gratitude to the queen mother, and shouted long live, which made the mother embarrassed to get angry, and had to smile and say 'flat'.

"Let me tell you something, can you give me one of the thousands of unicorns here?" Chang'e asked: "Don't worry, I won't let you suffer, what do you want, just say." ”

"It's not me who hit you, you really don't have anything I can look up to. Ye Fan looked at the other party and said, "You moonlight clan, do you still like unicorns?"

"You don't understand, some people say that the unicorn contains luck, and it is said that we, the 'fake immortals', want to become real immortals, in addition to cultivating resources, talent, and diligence, we also need luck. Between heaven and earth, there are not many auspicious rays that contain luck, and unicorn is counted as one. ”

Chang'e said: "You played a little clever before, so that the queen mother couldn't help you on the spot, but in the future, she will wear small shoes for you, do you think she is very open-minded...... However, you don't know why you used it this time, and you cultivated a large group of unicorns, and she won't be too difficult for you. ”

"She doesn't lack unicorns? Doesn't she have two? It is said that she has been kept in Yaochi Wonderland. Ye Fan asked strangely.

"Those two horses, both female, are doomed to extinction if they can't find another horse to breed. Chang'e said, "You have done the entire Heavenly Realm a great favor. I just received news that many people are looking for unicorns, wanting to replenish their lack of luck and find their way to becoming immortals. ”

Big things are not good.

Ye Fan's whole body was cold, and he almost turned into an ice sculpture.

Inexplicably, a large herd of unicorns appeared, and it was a change from the ordinary horses in the original stable. What's so greasy about the earth? The food that feeds the horses is bought from the Yangjian Mall, doesn't that mean that the roots are in the mall? Moreover, scientific research talents like Huxian Lao Zu are not concerned about unicorns, but about the methods of turning ordinary horses into unicorns.

Damn, Lao Tzu was targeted, it seems that if you don't hand over these methods, I'm afraid you won't be able to leave the heavenly realm alive.