Chapter 111: The little ghost is difficult
I don't know how long it took, the door of the cell was opened, and Xiong Xin and Zhao Xiaolei were carried out together for examination.
The Yama Hall was gloomy and terrifying, the oil in the cauldron was boiling, and several little ghosts had hideous faces, some were holding steel forks, some were holding big saws, and various torture instruments were arranged in it, bloodstained, and extremely terrifying.
In the middle sat a bearded man, with a leopard's head and eyes, but he was wearing an ancient official hat, his face was iron-blue, and he looked very majestic—that was the judge.
There is a row of tables next to it, and there is actually a row of computers on it, and a few little ghosts are busy operating there, and from time to time a printer types out the verdict of the ghosts who are being judged......
It's kind of interesting.
The first few who were interrogated wailed and were taken away by the little ghosts, and went to the place where they should go, Zhao Xiaolei was Xiong Xin before, but he saw Xiong Xin's indifferent face, and there was no trembling of the previous dead ghosts.
I only heard the judge shout: "Next!"
Xiong Xin walked in with his head held high, neither humble nor arrogant, and the judge didn't raise his eyelids, and asked, "Name?"
"Xiong Xin. ”
"ID number?"
“……”
Xiong Xin inexplicably reported his ID number, and the ghost document next to him was immediately retrieved on a computer, and then a copy of the information was printed, and the ghost was immediately presented to the judge.
The judge put on his glasses, pinched the legs of his glasses and lifted them, squinted his eyes and looked at the printer paper for a long time, and suddenly asked: "I said San'er, this guy has not reached the end of his life, why did he get him?"
The little ghost who operated the computer was stunned when he heard this, stared at the computer screen carefully, and reported truthfully: "There are signatures of Xie Bi'an and Fan Wusu on it......
"Oh, go investigate and investigate, who is it, Xiong Xin, right? You guy is very interesting, do all the good and bad things?
Xiong Xin looked dazed, but he really heard the word "Yang Shou is not over", and he couldn't help but be a little excited, and asked busily: "What does the judge mean......"
"You put aside for a while, figure it out and then talk about your problem, I'll go to the toilet, San'er, you come to help me continue the trial!" The judge was resolute and resolute, did not procrastinate in doing things, and even found someone to replace him when he went to the toilet.
The next one is Zhao Xiaolei, he is open-minded, and said that I am a criminal suspect, not a dead ghost, but I came here to explain things clearly, and I was quite surprised when I heard Xiong Xin's "Yang Shou is not over", but it was time for him to come out in a hurry, but he found that the judge went to the toilet!
……
Hades finally finished the meeting, and the mobile phone was not allowed to be turned on during the meeting, and the other judges were all doing their jobs, and they were usually very busy with work, only the judges of Paradise were idle, so he only brought the judges of Paradise to attend the meeting this time.
After dispersing the meeting, I opened the mobile phone, and I saw a lot of calls to remind him, and the king of Hades picked a few important ones back, and saw the phone number of Xie Bi'an in the park, and was a little surprised, it is said that the park is the area with the least business volume, what is the important thing for him to call?
Sure enough, Hades heard that a guy who called himself Zhao Xiaolei had run away to Paradise and was arrested......
He hurriedly coordinated with the relevant departments of the Heavenly Court to learn about the recent movements of Zhao Xiaolei, the director of the Fan Office, and was told to go to the underworld on a business trip.
Zhao Xiaolei He knows, the origin is very big, when the candidate was discussed, even the Jade Emperor couldn't be the master, I heard that it was a candidate designated by several great gods in ancient times, and his real name is definitely not Zhao Xiaolei, but how can you go to inquire about the affairs of the gods?
Fortunately, this time, under his rule, several cow ghosts and snake gods actually arrested a god......
This has to be said to be the biggest vicious incident after the Monkey King case!
Sun Wukong made a big fuss, this netherworld is considered to be in charge, but this time it is different, a group of second goods under his command directly detained the gods, and I don't know what the temper of the gods is, if they don't agree with each other, it will be a little unpleasant, and these ghosts under him who have never seen the world will throw the gods into the oil pot and fry them - this is not that these two goods can't do it, and he knows what virtues his subordinates have!
The king of Hades was nervous in his heart, lest he go back and see that his Yama Hall had been demolished......
But he also knows that the cow ghost snake god, the bull head and horse face belong to the supernumerary ghosts, they have eyes and do not know Mount Tai can be understood, then there are judges, the judges of the various government offices still have the art of immortal knowledge, you can see who is a god, who is a fairy, which is a ghost, which is a demon.
Hades felt a little relieved, and hurried back to the office of the underworld—where did he dare to go to Paradise's office? It was comfortable, but could he sit still?
……
San'er is the nephew of the judge of Zhili Mansion, he has been dead for more than 700 years, the year he died, just in time for the judge of Zhili Mansion to take office, so the judge took two jars of wine to the Yamen of Hades, and San'er stayed to do a clerical work, otherwise this kid would have to be sentenced to eight or nine thousand years.
The judge goes to the toilet, and he continues to try the dead ghost, this is a common thing, sometimes the judge goes to a meeting, and he has to judge the case, which is not difficult, the underworld has long kept pace with the times, and the network database directly calls up all the files of the dead ghost, and the judgment is on the line, but today he encountered a new thing - the guy opposite...... It's not a ghost at all!
Fresh Hi!
San'er moved in all directions, walked to Zhao Xiaolei, smelled like a dog, and said that the yang energy of the living is greatly replenished, this has been sent to him, and he must not taste it?
He didn't smell it, though.
San'er looked at the information in front of him, this Zhao Xiaolei is a small businessman who lives a step-by-step life, but he is not a ghost?
This was the first time he had seen this in his hundreds of years of career, and he had never heard of a living person traveling to the underworld.
It's so much fun.
He's going to condemn this living man of unknown origin!
"Zhao Xiaolei, right? Your situation is a bit special, take him to the waiting room, and the official will interrogate him in person after a while, who else is there, the one who is not finished, let's go to that house and wait for me, the next one!"
In this way, Zhao Xiaolei and Xiong Xin were taken to an inexplicable room again, Xiong Xin said to Zhao Xiaolei with a wry smile: "Yes, our problem is still not solved......
Zhao Xiaolei smiled: "Yes, your longevity is not over, hehe, if we go back, you have to treat me to a good meal to celebrate the catastrophe." ”
Xiong Xin said with a sad face: "I don't know how to go through the formalities before this Yangshou is finished?"
Zhao Xiaolei slapped his thigh: "Ouch, don't be cremated now...... your vegetative body?"
Xiong Xin also reacted suddenly, and said hurriedly: "Oh, what's the matter? I can't get my soul yet, do I still have to find a body like Tie Guan Li...... What's that called?
I don't know how long it took, the two of them were anxious in the so-called "waiting room", suddenly the iron door opened with a bang, and the three thieves sneaked in, sneaking in to see that there was no one outside the door, uh...... There is no ghost, pacing Fang Buyin and walking miserably towards Zhao Xiaolei.
Xiong Xin didn't look like a good ghost this kid, it seemed that he wanted to be unfavorable to Zhao Xiaolei, and shouted loudly: "What are you going to do? I warn you, Zhao Xiaolei is a god, let us go quickly, otherwise you will suffer!"
San'er glanced at Xiong Xin contemptuously, thinking that if he wanted to suck in Zhao Xiaolei's yang energy, this guy who had not completed his yang life could not get in the way of his side, after all, the judge knew that he had an unfinished yang life, and it would be bad to think about it one day and then interrogate him to find out about it.
So San'er glared at him, and shouted angrily outside the door: "Niu Tou Ma Mian, take this guy out, and deal with his affairs later!"
A pair of bulls and horses responded to the call, and dragged Xiong Xin out like a wolf, Xiong Xin shouted like a heroic underground party: "Don't mess around, Zhao Xiaolei is not something you can afford to provoke......"
As the voice faded away, San'er closed the big iron door of the waiting room and leaned over to Zhao Xiaolei's face with a sinister smile, which made Zhao Xiaolei feel frightened and disgusted for a while, reminding him of the old demon of Montenegro in "Journey to the West......