Jiangcheng, northeast of China, is a beautiful riverside city with four distinct seasons and millions of people.

Yeweiyang Bar, not to mention one of the best in Jiangcheng, is also a high-end place that can be ranked first, which can be seen from the BMW, Mercedes-Benz, Audi and other famous cars at the door.

At the door of the bar, a young man with a cramped face and a black down jacket has been wandering for a long time with his mobile phone to check the time, or to look at the high-end and high-grade signboard.

Yang Ming is entangled!

When he grew so big, he had never been in such a place, and he didn't know if the two hundred yuan in his pocket was enough to spend in this kind of place.

Similarly, after living for more than 20 years, he has never been asked to meet by a woman alone, let alone a super beauty!

Until now, he felt dizzy, and he really couldn't understand what the big beauty who took the initiative to add him on WeChat and asked him to meet here meant.

Or rather...... Yourself encountered the legendary wine tray?

Take out a coin, the word, go in, the flower, and flash the person!

Ding, thumb flick, coins fly high!

Don't catch it!

Bone ...... The coins rolled straight to the door of the bar.

After walking a few quick steps, Yang Ming looked down and saw that it was literally facing up!

At the same time, the sensor door opened automatically, and Yang Ming was pouting his ass to pick up the dollar at this time, when he heard the welcome beauty at the door say: "Good evening, sir, welcome to Yeweiyang." ”

It's providence to let you in!

Being greeted in this posture, coupled with the expression of the welcome little sister who wanted to laugh and desperately held back, Yang Ming's face turned red, but before his body could straighten up, he was hit hard from behind, and he staggered in.

Nima! Who is this! He doesn't have long eyes when he walks!

As soon as Yang Ming turned around, he saw a strong man who was at least one meter nine tall, full of evil spirits, and had a sideways face, staring at him with slanted eyes.

"What are you looking at?"

"What are you doing?"

Well, the above sentence was said by Yang Ming in his heart, but what he said was, "Uh, that, you bumped into me." ”

"What did you do?" the strong man raised his eyebrows, his eyes widened, and he was indescribably arrogant.

Yang Ming didn't say a word and looked away.

We are quality people, we don't have the same knowledge as this kind of guy, it's not because this guy is tall and strong, and a tattoo is exposed on his wrist!

Seeing that Yang Ming was silent, the strong man showed a sneer, and left in a hurry, and a sweet-looking bar girl walked over, "Hello sir, how many may I ask?"

Yang Ming squeezed out a hint of embarrassment, "That, I'll wait for someone." ”

"Two of you, right? booth or box?"

"That ......" Yang Ming scratched his head and asked weakly, "Do you want to add money to the box?"

"No, sir, only for drinks. ”

"That'...... Let's still stand at the booth. ”

The bar sister was slightly stunned, but quickly nodded with a smile and gestured to the empty position, "Then sir, please feel free." ”

In fact, Yang Ming originally wanted a private room, but after thinking about it, he didn't know what the beautiful woman who asked him was going, in case it was really a wine tray, it seemed that it would be safer in the hall.

Finding a place closer to the door to sit down, he solemnly talked to the bar girl about drinks and other points, listening to the dynamic music that permeated the bar under the ambiguous light of its color that is difficult to describe, and looking at the men and women on the dance floor who writhed their bodies to the beat of the music, Yang Ming felt uncomfortable up and down, as if he had walked into another strange and strange world.

lit a cigarette, Yang Ming took a deep puff, watched the smoke being rendered colorful by the lights, pouted self-deprecatingly, saw a woman still cowardly, look at his own point......

After smoking a cigarette, Yang Ming finally gritted his teeth and sent a message to "Maleficent" on WeChat.

"I'm here, Table Seven. ”

"Maleficent" is the beauty who took the initiative to meet him on WeChat and sent him a photo, just six words, deleted, changed and deleted, and it took half a day to complete the editing.

didn't have much hope, Yang Ming was even ready to be played, but with a trace of anticipation, in the nervous waiting, Yang Ming began to use his mobile phone to search for strategies on how to get along with women on the Internet.

The secret of flirting with girls, first, dress appropriately and formally, and don't let the girl think you're a LOW force at a glance.

Second, arrive at the agreed place more than ten minutes in advance, never let the girl wait for you, when the girl appears, get up with a smile, generously take the initiative to help the other party pull out the chair, and keep an appropriate distance.

Third, if the two are not familiar to a certain extent, don't pretend to be B, your self-righteous pretending to B can only make the girl think that you are a stupid beep!

Fourth......

"Install B system to discover the host, bind the ......"

Before he could see the fourth, a mechanical voice that seemed to be electronically synthesized sounded directly in his head, and Yang Ming was immediately startled, "I'm Cao! What the hell?!"

System: "The binding is complete, and the host information is being confirmed." ”

"Name: Yang Ming"

"Gender: Male"

"Race: Human"

"Age: 23"

"Partner: None yet"

"Occupation: Social Idle Otaku"

Speaking of this, Yang Ming finally came back to his senses a little, as a senior otaku, of course, he didn't watch less anime, novels, and from time to time he often looked forward to crossing rebirth, system addition and the like, so for this kind of thing to really come to his head, the ability to accept it is still very strong.

The only thing that makes him a little speechless is that the buddy finally added the system, isn't the name of this system too simple and rude, or even a bit of a crime?

Yang Ming: "Eh, I said you waited, what system did you say you were?"

System: "Install B system." ”

Yang Ming made sure that he heard it clearly this time, blinked his eyes, and exchanged consciousness: "No, I said can you change your name? With such a name, don't you hurt?" Oh...... By the way, you're the system, you don't have eggs. ”

System: "Warning, please don't provoke, insult, or question the system, otherwise you will be struck by lightning, and you will not care about the host's first offense." ”

Yang Ming rolled his eyes, "Okay, okay, you don't hurt your eggs, my eggs hurt, right?"

System: "Host, you're very skinny! Then let you try what justice from heaven is!"

Huh? Heaven......

Boom, pop, pop......, boom

Hey, I'm going to be a big man!

The voice of the system landed, and before Yang Ming could react, a thunderbolt with the thickness of a bowl mouth slammed down on his head, and his hair directly turned into an explosive head, and black smoke came out of the top of his brain......